noize dude apology thread

In before Jon locks this.

i have spilled "stuff" on a few noizers

dtailz

not posting on this thread

i am such a spazz.

no sweat linds!

A few hours in the deep freeze and they'll be just like new!

yea but the jeans won't know how to use the sea shells!!!

don't laugh, i did the freezer trick for three days and they came out stink free (well, they smelled like freezerburn)

I CAN TASTE THE REFRIGERATOR

Ok WTF was the horrible "stuff" that was spilled? half-full beer bottle full of cig butts? Pint glass of liquid plumr?

it was just, what, bacon grease/collard greens juices? my jeans smell delicious now, i don't see this as a problem

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don't laugh, i did the freezer trick for three days and they came out stink free (well, they smelled like freezerburn)

did u put in a bag first?

I have a big horrible smear of chewing gum on my favorite hoodie. Freezer tactic did not work. Maybe dry cleaning?

goo gone.

i have spilled "stuff" on a few noizers

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 7 September 2007 06:08 (10 hours ago) Link

this is more loaded than you think peoples

"loaded"

"wide stance"

DM Shasta--

You are the sage. We have goo gone at work here, I will steal a bottle for the weekend.

There's like 5 or 6 meanings to "stuff"

DID YOU SAY STUFF

The Esquimaux have seventeen words for "stuff".

s on t's

BROTHER I SAID STUFF

max OTM

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dear tza - sorry i never came by your place last night. i bet it was pretty rad. sorry also for sending you all those text messages.

dear high school friend who hosted party - wow you have a pretty rad place! your boyfriend is very rich. this makes me feel less bad that your entire toilet broke in half. but still! sorry! i didnt know a toilet could break like that! next time dont invite fat people?

dear italians - i met you at the party and tried to speak spanish to you for 5-10 minutes. you all seemed like terrific people and im sorry i confused your countries.

dear girl who made guacamole - im sorry i called your guacamole "bland" but i didnt know that you had made it. i wish i had asked you who made it but if wishes were horses.... it was pretty bland, though.

dear college friend i never met up with - i was really excited to see you! im sorry we couldnt make anything work out. i guess the problem was that my phone had really shitty reception while you were hanging out with your 18 year old girlfriend and her cousin. and her cousins boyfriend. oops!

dear dj - sorry for calling your music "shitty" and "gay." im sure you are a nice person. also sorry that my girlfriend kept running up and hitting "next track" on your ipod. but maybe you should have played less shitty/gay music.

dear manager at 24 hr diner - sorry for bringing 12 people into your restaurant at 4am. sorry also for asking you to turn down the music. you got your revenge by taking 1/2 an hour to serve me chicken fingers and i almost missed my train.

lol

max did u break the toilet? i heard u r double morbid obese

morbidly

2xMO

dear hs buddies -- sorry for jetting from yr party at 11.45 to race to other party for actual midnight. also sorry for not bringing enough beer :-/

dear new buddy -- sorry for sort of uninviting you from other party where apparently ppl dislike you

dear my knee -- sorry for landing on you when i slipped on the ice on the way home. do not be permanently injured, i implore you.

hey jon,

I'm sorry we didn't permaban your ass earlier

im corpulent but i broke no toilets last night

corpulent is a great fucking word

dont know what kinda fucking yr into hoos but...

i shout delicious words during sex

ewz

^ not delicious

damn did i turn into jagger with the new year wtf

for seuth a pizza w/nothin etc

fuckin with naive resplendence 09

dear ppl who came to my party,
thank you and i'm sorry i got really wasted and was like 'wahhht' by the end. <3 you all!

t

happy birthday tehresa! and happy new year

thanks! you too! see you soon i hope!

thx for the fun times. today at work was fuckin brutal. I'm too old for this shit

rainbow unicorn was a good party mascot

dear admrl sorry

apparently it was a gift from a friend in nola. relates to their band's name, but they are unsure how to feel about it, as well.
xpost

slocki,

I am sorry that I posted a gargigantuous fuckoff massive jpg of Kirby to your fight thread.

hey tombot, no problem, it made me laugh

it kind of had a good dramatic effect

dear jergins,
i'm sorry i derailed your awesome thread.
:(

t