LET THIS BE A WARNING TO MOSQUITOES

MY HEART IS FULL OF VENGEANCE

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE RECLAIMED
EVERY LAST DROP OF THE BLOOD THAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE
AND THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN FROM ME

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OTM KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THE FUCKERS

WHEN FACED WITH MOSQUITOES, SARAH PALIN DOES NOT BLINK

SEND MORE TOURISTS, THE LAST ONES WERE DELICIOUS

subject line a rare & grebt example of trochaic pentameter, fuckin huge props for that

xpost remove the "the" from Laurel's line and we've got a poem goin

YOU DID NOT HEED MY WARNING, LITTLE ONE
NOW PRAY THAT OTHERS HEED YOUR SMEARED REMAINS

AUTUMN, BEARING DOWN UPON YOUR KIN
FORETELLS OF WINTER. HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE SNOW.

woo let's get some STYCHOMYTHIA goin' on in this bitch

DOES THY FATHER GRIEVE WITHIN THIS HOUSE?
I HEAR HIS LIMBS WERE MERCILESSLY PIERCED

WRETCHED LARVAE, I PITY THEE NOT
(MY LAST DROP OF PITY SIPHONED OUT
BY HE WHO SPAWNED YOUR CULICIDAEN LOT
IN SOME HIDDEN, STAGNANT, STINKING POOL)

ENTWINED IN DEATHLY RHAPSODY, THE TRACT
OF BRACKISH GLORY OFFERS YOU A TOMB
LACED WITH SOLUBLE CHLORIDES GRIM
A SMALLER STYX DOTH BEAR YOU HOME

Dear Motherfucking Mosquito Who Just Bit the Shit Out of Me,

I fucking hate you and will not hesitate to slaughter your ass as soon as I catch you. I'm in my fucking living room ffs. GTFO of here you blood sucking little bastard.

Lovingly Yours,

Erica

Seriously two on my arm and one on my neck are already the size of quarters. Not cool buddy. Not cool at all.

If you only got to know them...

WHO BITE YOU

WHY DOES IT THE ITCH COME AFTER ONLY MOSQUITOE HAS GONE???????