A. Madeline McCann jokes will get old.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
Need Another Seven Astronauts
― jaxon, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
Q: How much does a meal at your favourite Portugese tapas restaraunt cost? A: Your child
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
Q: What's tanned and really, really happy? A: A Portuguese Paedophile
Q: What have Maddie and Houdini got in common? A: They both disappear and they're both dead
Q: Whats the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang? A: Boomerangs come back
Q: What have the Portuguese Police, The English Football Championship and a cordless drill got in common? A: No Leads
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?
The Pope died a virgin.
Jerry and Kate McCann went to see the Pope to ask if he could help find their daughter. The Pope said he'd love to help but the Catholic Clergy was more used to hunting down small boys.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan? A tan doesn't dissapear until after the holiday.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Elvis? More people believe Elvis is still alive.
What do Madeleine McCann and Dame Anita Roddick have in common?
They both had their family with them when they died.
What's the difference between an Emperor penguin and Gerry McCann?
An Emperor penguin doesn't leave his egg to spend three hours throwing cheap wine down his neck in a local bistro on the pretence he can still see the vague area the egg was left in.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
Q: What did Madeleine McCann ask for for her 4th birthday? A: Better parents.
Q: What's the only kind of wood that doesn't float?
A: Nathalie Wood.
(lol old)
― Jon Lewis, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
Look on the bright side - the McCanns might have killed their daughter but at least they've missed a bad British summer.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved in 4 months?
Madeleine McCann's slippers.
Why should you never trust a Portuguese hire car agent?
They told Kate McCann whatever the children might spill on the seats could easily be cleaned off.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)
What's the difference between Maddie McCann and a boomerang?
I don't forcibly sodomise a boomerang every night when I get home from work.
jon, you're going to hell
― jaxon, Friday, 14 September 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
What's pink and fluffy and haven't moved in 4 months?Madeleine McCann's slippers.
― Heave Ho, Friday, 14 September 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1330/a17c506d9b80cf9bfa09089ul1.jpg
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3931/katemccannparentsofmisszz5.jpg
― James Mitchell, Friday, 8 August 2008 19:50 (seventeen years ago)