― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)
Remember Polvo? And his dog that drooled all over the place? As a forerunner of album number B, this single was hardly a humdinger of a harbinger. The title track is a straightforward Sonic Youth-style indie guitar rock song -- an inoffensive diversion from the difficult mathematical non-catchiness of Jennifer Corcoran's Secret, but hardly the most compelling or worthwhile expression of the band's considerable intelligence. Luckily, it would soon prove to be the only semi-weak track on the brilliant sophomore LP.
The main reason you might want to consider purchasing the thing if you see it cheap is one of the non-album B-sides -- "Tiara Fetish" -- which is as twisted, warped, upside-down, bent, noisy, distorted and completely WRONG as any song they would ever do (so off-the-wall, in fact, that they didn't even bother trying to put lyrics to it!). The third track, "The Chameleon," however, is a waste. Unlike the fine Creedence Clearwater Revival track "Chameleon," Polvo's ode to nature's most chameleonic creature is a slow, sloppy, drunken mess of a banjo-sounding slob's hangover song. Vocals there are, but who knows what they're saying? They're outside in the garage.
You can't find them? Check behind my license plate collection.
Still nothing? Have you looked in that box that says "Truck Bomb Materials" on it? They might be under the fertilizer.
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)
sigh, better get cracking on that ammonia article.
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)
exploded drawing.
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)
also I AGAINST I
― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)
i have 3 polvo shirts.
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)
THEY SAID "WE ONLY PLAY THIS SONG EVERY FOUR YEARS"
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)
BELIEVE IT HATORZ.
― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)
(Jokes about 1992 will not be tolerated.)
― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 15 November 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 14 February 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 14 February 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Monday, 14 February 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.cuddleparty.com/
― ddb (ddb), Monday, 14 February 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)
I have dugglez' t-shirt too!
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)
― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.newburycomics.com/images/muze/130/134369.jpg
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)
seeing as we seem to have expanded it, from 7"s
― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)
http://ilx.p3r.net/"http://www.newburycomics.com/images/muze/130/134369.jpg/"
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)
― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)
― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)
― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)
― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 31 March 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)
― autovac (autovac), Sunday, 2 April 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)
vibracobra is so weird, the drop at 1:18 is from a different galaxy
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 November 2025 04:06 (three months ago)
i was poised to yell at you for not, 20 years ago, suitably recognizing vibracobra
relieved that i can still <3 u
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 04:11 (three months ago)