I don't usually post links to other boards, but this is pretty important shit.

http://terminal-boredom.com/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=81ef55a607dffc7162570f997b574736&topic=7447.0

i came home yesterday and my roommate was fuckin a fat chick on the couch. he tried playin it off like it was funny and cool and not disgusting. he used to have a bed but it exploded. last week i was waitin for the bus and this car drives by and my roommate leans out the window and yells "yo! big party tonight! 13 delavan street!" everybody laughed at him and then i realized that was my fuckin address. so i came home like two hours later and there was gay dudes all over the porch askin me if i was "goin to robs." robs my roommate. he works at red lobster. thats all i know about him. actually he got fired the other day cuz i found his uniform in the garbage and he was yellin on the phone. so i go inside and theres gay dudes all over the place. i dont really give a shit it was just kinda strange since hes not gay. one dude pulls out an ounce of weed and goes "anybody know how to roll?" im thinkin are you fuckin kidding me you got an ounce of weed and you dont know how to roll anything? so i end up rollin the dude like 12 spliffs and smokin em with him. then he gave me 3 for free. everybody left and i thought the party was over when i hear the shower turn on and really disgusting sex noises start comin from the bathroom. fat chick again. this went on for like 2 hours. the showers also so disgusting that i barely fuckin use it and when i do i wear shoes. its so rotted the walls are warped and it looks like youre on acid whenever you go in there. its also brown. one time i did find a heads up penny on the floor in there. anyways i had to pee really bad and so i went out back to take a piss, but this motion light came on and i coudlnt piss cuz this really wholesome pretty girl lives in the back of the house and i didnt want her to see my drunk ass pissin all over the yard. so i had to go back upstairs and piss out my own fuckin window. then im sittin in my room and i can still hear em doin it in the shower over my fuckin stereo. then i hear a giant crashing noise. turns out they were doin it it and got wrapped up in the shower curtain, which caused the shower curtain rod to rip outta the wall, sending them crashing into the bathroom where they knocked over the towel rack. didnt stop em though they kept goin on top of all the towels. next day im takin a piss and theres a knock on the door. i open it and its the guy and he says "i washed all the towels cuz the other roommate got pissed about me havin sex in the shower and knockin all the towels on the floor and havin sex on em." luckily i dont keep my towel in our shithole bathroom. so i told him "its cool i dont keep my towel in the bathroom." he didnt really get it i guess cuz he got this confused look on his face so i just thanked him and closed the door. fuckin guy. thats my journal.