ilxors who would fail a turing test

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sometimes i like to pretend i am conversing with a networked array of colorful iMacs wearing rainbow wigs

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

Tuomas would be confused

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

What is this? Why is the computer asking me questions?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

I would take it 100% srsly and ride my bike to the main library branch to look up the answers.

Laurel, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes i fall asleep in front of the computer and i wake up with the keyboard stuffed down the front of my panties and the mouse in the back. there was no reason to be uncomfortable about it though, such things just naturally happen.

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

new username 'BUSY BEAVER'

remy bean, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

How do you feel about new username 'BUSY BEAVER'

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

what is a turing test?

tuomas, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

like gaydar but for robots

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

gay robots?

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

botdar

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

Simple conversational programs such as ELIZA have fooled people into believing they are talking to another human being, such as in an informal experiment termed AOLiza. However, such "successes" are not the same as a Turing Test. Most obviously, the human party in the conversation has no reason to suspect they are talking to anything other than a human, whereas in a real Turing test the questioner is actively trying to determine the nature of the entity they are chatting with. Documented cases are usually in environments such as Internet Relay Chat where conversation is sometimes stilted and meaningless, and in which no understanding of a conversation is necessary. Additionally, many internet relay chat participants use English as a second or third language, thus making it even more likely that they would assume that an unintelligent comment by the conversational program is simply something they have misunderstood, and don't recognize the very non-human errors they make. See ELIZA effect.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

"what?"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)


user: Say, you remind me of a man.
jabberwacky: Do I remind you of anyone specific?
user: The man with the power.
jabberwacky: What power?
user: The power of the hoodoo.
jabberwacky: Hoodoo?
user: You do.
jabberwacky: Do what?
user: Remind me of a man.
jabberwacky: What man?
user: The man with the power.
jabberwacky: What power?
user: The power of the hoodoo.
jabberwacky: Hoodoo?
user: Remind me of the man.
jabberwacky: Do you know a babe?
user: What babe?
jabberwacky: The babe with the power.
user: What power?
jabberwacky: The power of voodoo.
user: Voodoo?
jabberwacky: You do!
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Remind me of the man!
user: What man?
jabberwacky: The man with the power.
user: What power?
jabberwacky: Hoo-doo.
user: Hoodoo?
jabberwacky: You do.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Remind me of the babe!
user: What babe?
jabberwacky: The babe with the power.
user: What power?
jabberwacky: The power of voodoo.
user: Hoodoo?
jabberwacky: You do!
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Remind me of the babe.
user: I've had enough of this.
jabberwacky: I've had enough too.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

ilxors who would fail a voight-kampff test

get bent, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

that poor tortoise
xpost

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

tpm

mh, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

Tuomas vs. tuomas

caek, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

no transcript repost of Ned Raggett ELIZA aim chatz bot yet?
for shame

sanskrit, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

The original device was developed to prevent draft dodgers from claiming that they were homosexual in order to avoid military service

remy bean, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago)

ILX System

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

ilxors who would fail a pap smear

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

ilxors who would fail a FAP, beer

latebloomer, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

C-

latebloomer, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

from now on all personality tests will be graded on a curve

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago)


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