my cat just confused the telephone robot lady from across the room

i have a shouty co-worker in the next cube that does this

i dont even understand what this thread is about

you never have to call your bank and talk to the robot who asks you to speak your selection?

your neighbors must love you.

my dog once confused a cut-out of a coyote for the real thing. (note: he has killed two real coyotes but I pulled him off the fake one.)

so your cat was calling a bank?

yeah chaki he was wandering why I charged MY therapy sessions on HIS debit card and couldn't be bothered to just ask ME about it

which you know is kind of why I NEED therapy in the FIRST place

yah i dont think those voice recognition bank ladies understand kitty.

wait, dr. ben knows how to type? that is crazy

the DHL phone robot system used to really annoy me, since it uses your outgoing phone number to determine the pick-up address and some clown fed the robot the incorrect address long ago -- every time I called I had to instruct the robot in the correct address, but it would just forget.

fucking robots. fucking clowns.

we don't use DHL anymore.

fucking robots. fucking clowns.

fucking robots. fucking clowns.

fucking robots. fucking clowns.

robots fucking clowns fucking robots fucking clowns fucking robots fucking

looking for clowns who are robots who like robots to be clowns who do robots like they're clowns who do clowns like they're robots

always should be someone you really love

when google 411 misunderstands your request for the third time and you SHOUT it again, it stops making the beepbopboop sci-fi computery noises

http://www.cartoonesque.com/futurama/rsrc/illu/patchcortadams.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/leeds/content/images/2006/08/29/029_400x300.jpg
mind blown

INSERT DEPOSIT HERE

http://www.toytent.com/Robots/pics/1292-2.jpg

http://yumbrad.com/extra/pics/robot2.jpg

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/05/Nissan_Dualis_Robot.jpg

why is your mind blown? hot pirate punx?

oh god i cant do this sub tuomas schtick anymore.

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/23/robot_on_the_phone.jpg

http://www.fototime.com/FE1B0C705DB32EC/orig.jpg

http://www.boingboing.net/images/robot-boys.jpg

http://www.cafesale.net/bengal/prints/robolady.jpg

Hey! Little Girl
Comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger
You needn't try anymore

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I'm warning you...

Day after day
There are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers
You may not see him again

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
He's almost here...

Hey! Little girl
Better wear something pretty
Something you'd wear to go to the city and
Dim all the lights, pour the wine, start the music
Time to get ready for love
Time to get ready
Time to get ready for love

remind me to come back later and combine those lyrics with whatever hot disgusting comic that last picture is from

http://www.lataco.com/taco/wp-content/uploads/internet_tacos.jpg

why you takin pictures of my house

so going to Tom's house

i am all about chile rellenos

my iTunes shuffle function really seems to want to play super roots 7
today is coming back around

hey Dr Ben! Don't play in there! It's not a toy, it's a toilet!

where did dr ben obtain his doctorate

hey Dr Ben! Don't play in there! It's not a toy, it's a toilet!

So funny. This is the one line I drew when my late cat Chet was around: no drinking out of the bowl. Anyway, the flushing thing alarmed him. I'd be like, "Dude, you know I flush the toilet."