Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

this is old right?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9805/roy342e4baff7.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

very old.

― ian, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

I start at the ankles and work up. I am like a spider binding him in my gossamer web. I do it tight with several layers. Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled.

'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say.

'You win the bet,' says Roy, muffled. 'Now unwrap me.'

'Not for several hours.'

'Ah.'

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Roy in Clingfilm in Space
Roy in Clingfilm at Christmas

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

Clingfilm for Hitler in Germany

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/

― and what, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/i.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

seventeen years pass...

I don’t know why but this popped into my head today

― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Friday, 17 October 2025 21:26 (three weeks ago)

https://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm

lmao it still exists

― our beloved RIFF LORD (DJP), Friday, 17 October 2025 21:38 (three weeks ago)

To contact me:
Apologies, I have ceased answering mail personally because of weirdos.

― Kim Kimberly, Friday, 17 October 2025 21:47 (three weeks ago)

I was wondering what limb of Satan bumped this thread. Truly, Rule 34 will not be denied.

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 17 October 2025 22:29 (three weeks ago)

great revive

― she freaks, she speaks (map), Friday, 17 October 2025 23:44 (three weeks ago)

shoutout to jetta the terrapin

― call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 October 2025 01:36 (three weeks ago)

When I return I find he has hopped out of my house, still wrapped in cling-film. The loss leaves me broken and pitiful. He never calls me. He sends no tickets. The police come and reprimand me. Jetta is taken away, although I get her back after a complicated legal process.

― she freaks, she speaks (map), Saturday, 18 October 2025 02:00 (three weeks ago)

This always makes me smile because my wife went to the University of Maryland and it's pretty much the only other context in which I hear about terrapins.

― putting the cad in decadent (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 October 2025 02:48 (three weeks ago)

love the stories

― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 18 October 2025 03:02 (three weeks ago)

it turns out it's true that every franchise eventually has an episode in space

― mh, Sunday, 26 October 2025 22:37 (two weeks ago)

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