Hey bell labs I hear you have an underrepresented minorities scholarship

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Would congenital anosmia count? Most people have never even heard of it, I could die of CO2 poisoning plus $$$ would be nice. Whaddya think?

Abbott, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

hmmm. i have no idea what you are talking about, but sure.

bell_labs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

google it yo

Abbott, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

i think that sounds like more of a disability than a minority. i think a minature guide horse is your best bet

http://www.guidehorse.org/

bell_labs, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

surely mormons are a religious minority?

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

bell labs are you part Apache?

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

"Self-excommunicated congenital Mormon anosmic."

Abbott, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

nah. i'm 100% oppressor

bell_labs, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

You can get a scholarship if you are part miniature guide horse?

dmr, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

depends on your extracurriculars

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

DUDES I saw a miniature guide horse at work, walking down the sidewalk in Midtown with its person, about 2 years ago. It was SO FUKN SMALL AND CUTE. It had little sneakers on! Its saddle bag/jacket thingy said GUIDE HORSE IN TRAINING-- PLEASE DO NOT PET ME. But you could tell people were losing their shit trying not to pet it. I later found out this was the only active mini guide horse in the Northeast at the time.

Jon Lewis, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

lauren's story about alligator on 1st ave to thread

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

bell labs do you work in social services or in a university or something?

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

a museum.

bell_labs, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

museums offer scholarships? :s

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is confusing.

bell_labs, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

hmmm. i have no idea what you are talking about, but sure.

-- bell_labs, Monday, October 29, 2007 7:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

prescient

dmr, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

LITTLE SNEAKERS!

Jon Lewis, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.guidehorse.org/images/Cuddles2.JPG
:D

bell_labs, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

i got a minority scholarship in high school and I had to go to the banquet where I realized the scholarship was given out by a black fraternity and my mom and I were the only nonblacks in the room. By coincidence one of my teachers was there, because he was a fraternity member. He so made fun of me on Monday morning.

Yerac, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

can they be ridden side saddle for short distances

Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know, but they can be trained to go tap the front door when they need to go out.

Jon Lewis, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

Also the outrage on the part of that little puff dog is really something.

Jon Lewis, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

that horse!

rrrobyn, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

and that puppy!

rrrobyn, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

that must have been taken at a truck stop. where else could you see a scene such as that one

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

??!???!?

Jon Lewis, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

via targeted gmail ads I have received lately

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://network.bestfriends.org/data/news/3245960710200810.jpg

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

^ That might be the NYC one. It looks like his color scheme.

Jon Lewis, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

these are the dorkiest ponies ever.

bell_labs, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

pony sneakers!!!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

that one is VT based.
its owner wants to be able to keep it in assisted housing/a smalll apt!

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

also, she has a blog!

http://journals.aol.com/midhbarcooper/my-new-service-animal/

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

;_;

Jon Lewis, Monday, 29 October 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think I would qualify, trying to convince them that I need a horse to smell potentially spoiled foods seems fruitless.

Abbott, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

maybe you could get a lemur

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

these ponies are for fat people
real motherfuckers use the cane

sexyDancer, Monday, 29 October 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

ponies can also carry saddlebags full of groceries

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 03:16 (seventeen years ago)


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