BRITIAN IS DUMB!!!!

hahahahahaha

jesus christ.

hahahaha

SO MUCH FO R SOCIALMALIZED EDUCATION

http://www.studyzone.org/testprep/math4/d/numberline3.jpg

http://mathforum.org/johnandbetty/p20/p20.jpg

lol I do some work with adults in maths classes and the only thing surprising about this shit is that Camelot thought it'd be a good idea to use negative numbers on the lottery tickets.

especially as their core customer base is people who ain't so good with numbers.

yeah, i wager americans would have problems with this too. but we shouldn't let that stop us from laughing at the britishes.

Ok, the great part of that is imagining the junior reporter sitting there suppressing snickers and/or despairing tears while the interviewee goes on and on about how he totally won.

I once worked at a small-town newspaper and (sadly) had to get really good at that, kinda culminating with having to meet two burros named "Taco" and "Fajita."

Lottery companies basically make all their money from people who don't understand statistics.

stupid tax

i hate it when i'm trying to buy beer and dudes are crowding the counter with their lottery picks. i always want to shout THIS AIN'T FOXWOODS

damn lottery players are ALWAYS pushing ahead in line.

IS BRITIAN A BAD PARENT?

i bought a scratch card the other day because it had a picture of christopher lee as dracula on it and i won ten quid

Lottery companies basically make all their money from people who don't understand statistics.

which is why its sort of phenomenally dumb of the lottery company to make a ticket that requires numerical skills more advanced than "match these numbers"

I don't know, I'm imagining how many "losing" tickets got thrown away and thinking they might be really smart.

Speaking of Britain and the lottery, my brother won 25,000 pounds on scratchcards this weekend. That's $50,000 to you merkin yanks.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/37/Merkin_1.jpg/180px-Merkin_1.jpg

Britain could've avoided all this if they had just stuck with the imperial system of temperature measurement.

we spell it measouremente

The Cool Cash game - launched on Monday - was taken out of shops yesterday after some players failed to grasp whether or not they had won.

lolz. Britain may be dumb, but teh british st8 lottery obviously isn't.

LEAVE BRITANY ALONE!

she was from levenshulme in fairness

During the Cold War, BBC planned to broadcast The Sound of Music on radio in the event of a nuclear strike on the United Kingdom. The broadcast would be part of an emergency timetable of programs designed to "reassure" the public in the aftermath of the attack.[3]