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I love it. I do not drink it alone, but with gin. It contains quinine, therefore it flouresces under ultraviolet light and keeps you from malaria.

Tonic water.

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

u drunk?

hstencil, Friday, 9 November 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

I would like this to be considered a companion to my Saltines. thread.

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

No, I am not! I am also not getting FAT from eating SALTINES, stence!!!!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 05:39 (seventeen years ago)

what are you talking about?

hstencil, Friday, 9 November 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago)

*harumph*

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago)

LOVE OFF

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 9 November 2007 06:26 (seventeen years ago)

tonic water is delicious

get bent, Friday, 9 November 2007 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HomS1YZgvrY

gershy, Friday, 9 November 2007 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

!!!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 07:37 (seventeen years ago)

Sometimes when I'm in a pub trying not to drink I drink Tonic Water on its own but it feels kinda lost without Gin.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 9 November 2007 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

Man, I can't really take it on its own yet, but I can tell I'm quickly headed for that.

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

i buy that schwepp's diet tonic water

i don't mind it

chaki, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

I love tonic water straight up.

Also Club Soda, maybe even a little more.

(And yes I do drink alcohol)

So roxy, we can tell when this are serious thread by whether or not there's a period at the end of the thread title?

Jon Lewis, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Is diet tonic water just less quinine? Tonic Water is calorie-less, surely?

xpost my threads are always serious!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah but this one's SERIOUS.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

Tonic water + any fruit juice = hangover's best friend.

nickalicious, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

Diet Tonic Water

INGREDIENTS: CARBONATED WATER, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM CITRATE, NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), SACCHARIN (5.1 MG PER FLUID OUNCE), QUININE.
Nutrition Facts - 8 oz. SERVING
Serving Size:
8 fl oz (240mL)
Amount Per Serving
Calories:
0
% Daily Value*
Total fat:
0g
0%
Sodium:
65mg
3%
Total Carb:
0g
0%
Sugars:
NA
Protein:
0g

Tonic Water

INGREDIENTS: CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), QUININE.
Nutrition Facts - 8 oz. SERVING
Serving Size:
8 fl oz (240mL)
Amount Per Serving
Calories:
90
% Daily Value*
Total fat:
0g
0%
Sodium:
35mg
1%
Total Carb:
23g
8%
Sugars:
22g
Protein:
0g

chaki, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND/OR SUGAR

chaki, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

You know, I didn't even realize it was sweetened, because it's so bitter. Is diet tonic water even more bitter? I'm going to start drinking that asap.

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

I enjoy my friends in little squatty bottles.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

you should know what you're putting in your body, rox. SHEEEEEESH

chaki, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah the bitterness is def. U and K.

Maybe I should start drinking "bitters".

Jon Lewis, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

bitters rule!

but we bought diet tonic water by mistake once. undrinkable. but cantmuch take any diet anything...

bb, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

Ok, Chaki, what is with you and STENCE warning me about my fucking DIET!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

;)

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

Quinine = ingredient of the year.

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

I did not mean this to even be on the Noize Bored.

Ok, I was a little drunk last night, I am ready to admit it.

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

just bros caring about their friends geeeeeeeeze

chaki, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

Stop watching my figure! That's my job!

This "joke" sucks in the reverse.

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

k lets stop

chaki, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

"a little drunk"

hstencil, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

i was!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.hotpopcorn.com/ign/mytwodads.jpg

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

im the jewish one

chaki, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

my jew dads

s1ocki, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

i'm the one with the beard?

hstencil, Friday, 9 November 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

dur!!!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

:D

hstencil, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

or maybe

:(D)

??

hstencil, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

haha

rrrobyn, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

i had forgotten about that show

i still can't find diet tonic water but haven't really been looking
these days, i think having a bottle of gin around would be a bad idea, tempting fate yknow

rrrobyn, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

cuet!!!!!!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

re: beard smiley

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

grady (4:53:21 PM): years of rocking and rolling have teken thier toll
roxymuzak (4:53:17 PM): otm
grady (4:54:00 PM): i will not make fun of you when rock and roll does that to you
grady (4:54:08 PM): but plz take good care of yourself
grady (4:54:18 PM): eat healthy
grady (4:54:21 PM): exercise
roxymuzak (4:54:12 PM): omg !!!!
grady(4:54:22 PM): ok?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

my fuckin THREE dads up in this piece

roxymuzak, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

we all just want the best for you, young lady.

hstencil, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

You know, I didn't even realize it was sweetened

haha, that was me until 2 years ago, i thought it was water + quinine. so now i rock the diet tonic, but it really isn't very good compared to the sugary kind. i put lots o' lime in mine, or sometimes just go for the gimlet.

gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

I srsly don't notice any difference between slimline and regular tonic. I usually drink the slimline stuff cos it comes in a bigger bottle (and cos I secretly imagine it might make my huge beer-gut go away.)

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 10 November 2007 09:42 (seventeen years ago)

An entire bottle of normal tonic water only has 90 calories (Canada Dry, anyways).

Love gimlets, gersh!

roxymuzak, Saturday, 10 November 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago)


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