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― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thirdrate.com/misc/krypto.mov

http://biginjapan.com/extranet/assets/ben/krypto_ev_disc_web.mov

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaaah So

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck I have a krypto lock (not that one though).

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/92/37/107329/28391940654l.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet.

I've had this for 7 years...never had a problem with it.

http://www.citystop.com/bikes/images/kryp_NY_chain_disc.gif

it costs a $100 at the time....but i think you can get them for like $60-$80 now.
MOST STRONGLY RECOMMENDED.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLEZ...THE MOVIE PWNZ!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTYSAN.

DID U TRY TO OPEN YOUR LOCK WITH A PEN. IT SEEMS THE NEWER NYC CHAINS ARE BEING OPENED WITH PENS. I TRIED MINE, I COULDNT GET IT TO OPEN. BUT MAYBE I JUST DONT HAVE THAT CRIMINAL GENE.

PLZ TRY & REPORT BACK. FRIENDSTAR IS A-BUZZ WITH BIKE DORKS CRYING.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://biginjapan.com/extranet/assets/ben/krypto_ev_disc_web.mov

THAT LOOKS LIKE YO LOCK SON.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

my lock is pre-2002, whew.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it took five seconds for me

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 17 September 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

KRYPTONITE OFFERING FREE UPGRADE WORLDWIDE FOR CONSUMERS’ HIGH END TUBULAR CYLINDER LOCKS

Unprecedented Offer Intended to Address the Needs of Loyal Consumers

Canton, MA September 17, 2004 - Kryptonite today announced it will provide free product upgrades for certain locks purchased since September 2002, in response to consumer concerns about tubular cylinder lock technology. Consumers can visit the company’s Website (www.kryptonitelock.com) on Wednesday afternoon, September 22, 2004, to learn how they can participate in the security upgrade program.

Consumers who have purchased an Evolution lock, KryptoLok lock, New York Chain, New York Noose, Evolution Disc Lock, KryptoDisco or DFS Disc Lock in the last two years are eligible for a product upgrade free of charge from Kryptonite. Customers will need to have either registered their key number, registered for the Kryptonite anti-theft protection offer or have proof of purchase to qualify.

Specifically, Kryptonite will provide for free cross bars featuring the company’s new disc-style cylinder lock technology to consumers who have purchased Evolution and KryptoLok series products. In addition the company will replace for free recently purchased Evolution Disc Locks on New York Chain and New York Noose with its “Molly Lock”, a heavy duty solid steel padlock. Kryptonite also will upgrade recently purchased disc locks.

Consumers who have had one of the Kryptonite locks mentioned with a tubular cylinder for longer than two years will be eligible for a sizeable rebate on the upgraded products. This program will be administered through Kryptonite dealers and distributors.

A distributor and dealer swap program will be rolled out through direct communication from Kryptonite to all its partners.

Full details about this unprecedented program will be available on Kryptonite’s website by afternoon Eastern Standard Time, Wednesday, September 22, 2004, at www.kryptonite.com

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

YEA WHAT AM I DOING UNTIL THEN

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

USE YOUR LOCK LOW. TOWARD THE BOTTOM BRACKET WITH THE KEY HOLE FACING THE GROUND, THUS A LACK OF LEVERAGE. JUST LOCK IT UP SO IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO JAM ANYTHING IN THE KEY HOLE. LOCK IT IN A PUBLIC PLACE. CHECK ON IT PERIODICALLY. OR BRING IT INSIDE WHEN U CAN.

FUCK A BIKE THIEF IN TEH EYE.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm, I wonder if I should get a new lock now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

WALKING IS MORE PUNK

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

no it's more DRUNK.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 September 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

WALKING IS GAY.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

gayer than a metal frame between your legs? I THINK NOW.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

YES.

xpost.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 20 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuco Benedito Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOOT.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Good Vibrations - Secret Chiefs 3
(Brian Wilson / Mike Love)

Willaim Winant - Timpani, Jaw Harp, Ankle Bells, Sleigh Bells
Danny Heifetz - Drums, Tambourine
David Slusser - Theramin
Trevor Dunn - Upright Bass, Distorted Bass VI
Gregg Turkington - Lead Verse Vocals
Bar McKinnon - Flute
Trey Spruance - Chorus/Harmony Vocals, Organs and Keyboards, Hollow-Body Bass, Guitar, Zither, Ribbon Theramin

Arranged, Produced and Engineered by Trey Spruance at Forking Paths Studio, San Francisco, California - 1997.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

THX GYGAX.
MY HIPPY/BUNGLE FRIEND PLAYED THIS FOR ME A WHILE AGO. NEVER TRACKED IT DOWN............ IT IS SO BONKERS GOOD.

I AM DRINKING TEH GROSSEST COFFEE RIGHT NOW. ARGH!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

DDB,

THIS DYKEHOUSE CD SUCKS SO BAD, SHOULD I CONSULT YOU PRIOR TO ANY FURTHER PURCHASES?!?!?!?!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

now i'm chain smokin'
'cause my heart is broken
yeah it's true
i still need you

PLEASE KILL YOURSELF INSTEAD OF WRITING ANY LYRICS EVER AGAIN

i can handle some of the music but this voice and the lyrics make Rocketship seem like William Faulkner in comparison.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

NAH. I WAS FOOLED TOO. MY BUDDY AT THE USED SHOP, WAS LIKE DOOD THAT RECORD SUX. I WAS LIKE, CHILL SON, I AM GONNA DO THIS. HE JUST SMIRKED AND SAID WHATEVER.

DID U GET TEH TRACK I SENT YOU?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE, TEH LYRICS ARE SO BUTT.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

GYGAX, WHA HAPPEN'D TO PIER 7...TEH **NEW** ISSUE OF SKATEBOARDER SAYS...

PIER 7 R.I.P.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Pier 7 was seriously downgraded about 3 years ago not as dramatic as EMB but this final measure is not as serious a blow, I don't get all the people going apeshit, probably because they weren't around for EMB. I work about 3 blocks away from Pier 7 btw.

I can't access G-MALE at work so I will check later, I am going to an AUTUMN MOON FESTIVAL tonight. ^_^

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050130/capt.rom10501301246.vatican_pope_rom105.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sfbg.com/39/18/cover_art_simon_evans.html

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

http://wizardishungry.com/hash/2005/4/6/123bc24c78db7c0d10173e6995615796.jpg

Dead Dead Bird, Rochester, NY -- today

― Alex in TCBY (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

y'know I'd only give that bird one Dead.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, no (Nickelodeon) GUTZ.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

i heard ddb has a beard now.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/bigfoot/bionic_bigfoot_logo.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://home.att.net/~lfox/mpsq/7.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://home.att.net/~lfox/mpsq/8.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/RJG/deadbird.jpg

dead bird, my parents' back garden, scotland -- today

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

HOW DO RUMORS GET STARTED...STARTED BY TEH JELLUS PEOPLE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

carey said, "he's let himself go."

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ruben.fm/gumball/dead.bird.2.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

HA.

(ITS TRUE)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

ACTUALLY THE LAST TIME I SAW HER...I WAS SICK.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

beards. jeez.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

did beard

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE SO BRITISH.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

i never see many beards in glasgow. i think that's why i like it there.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

U LIKE BOYS. NOT MEN.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

if i come home, will u get rid of it?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

I DONT HAVE A BEARD, BUT IF THINKING I HAVE ONE AND WILL GET RID OF IT IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU COMING HOME...THEN YES, I WILL GET RID OF IT.

PLZ COME HOME NOW, K.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

U LIKE BOYS. NOT MEN.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), April 7th, 2005.

WAS DIRECTED AT SILKY, NOT U L4UREN iPOD1S BTW.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

that carey. she's such a shit-stirrer.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

DIVIDING MASPETH AVE. LIKE IT WAS THE CIVIL WAR.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 7 April 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

if that was not a beard what was that BREAD LIKE MASS ON YOUR CHIN?

― LowenBrÖ (Carey), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

OR THAT CROISSANT LIKE MASS IN YOUR PANTS?!

― LowenBrÖ (Carey), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

damn union keyboards.

― LowenBrÖ (Carey), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.danbbs.dk/~m-bohn/magma/images/magma.jpg

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Sunday, 10 April 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

I HATE MAGMA.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 10 April 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

but they look so ddbish

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Sunday, 10 April 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

somebody photoshopped lemmy in the back.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 10 April 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

[my girlfriend doesn't know about all the chicks i proposition online]

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Sunday, 10 April 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

GOOD VIBES 2 U

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

THX DOOD

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

BROFFLES,

WHAT XTC SONG DID YOU PLAY AT CUTTYBUDDY'S HOUSE?

― President Busch (dr g), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

it came up on shuffle. and it was "life begins at the hop"

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

BOYS AND GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

thanks BUDDY

― President Busch (dr g), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

no prob dr. g

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I am a President.

― President Busch (dr g), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 2 September 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

yah!

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 2 September 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

little better than the ballad of peter pumpkinhead

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 2 September 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

http://chappy-s.hp.infoseek.co.jp/illust/honobono/nemui-w.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 5 September 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/11/16/sparrow.domino.ap/index.html

― Jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

A Dutch website called Geenstijl offered a $1,200 reward for anybody who knocks over the dominoes ahead of time to avenge the bird.

― Jdubz (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

Blue is better than green anyways - w4m
Reply to: pers-138056333@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-01, 12:04PM EST

So many bikes! Looks to me that Green Bike and Red Bike (OP) are riding off into the sunset together. Blue Bike, what's up with you? This Red Bike doesn't fix bikes, she only rides with bikes in working order. So maybe you're searching for yet ANOTHER Red Bike. You tell me.

And btw, this Red Bike is pretty fucking awesome too.

* this is in or around Brooklyn
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

THE ROSTER:

2 BLACK BIKES
1 GRAY BIKE
1 BROWN BIKE

BUM OUT.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 2 March 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

your bikes are so... masculine.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

Dear wop bike,

make nice with jap bike, he's new around here

DAD

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/350816932_77f7ea31c6_o.jpg

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

The other day my dog threw up the body of a dead bird. :/

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3694/welllockedbikeaj5.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

bike got stolen AGAIN (yesterday, apparently), even though it had one of these on it (locked to itself)

http://www.citystop.com/bikes/images/kryp_NY_chain_disc.gif

...whoever took it only walked about a block and a half before they realized it was (a) heavy and (b) never going to come off.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

One of these days you're going to lose that bike FOR REALS and then don't come crying to us. I guess they don't have parking meters in Bozeman....

― Laurel, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

there was nothing to lock it to!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

DDB,

Can you hook me up with a bike pls!?!?!?!?!?!?! 6/1 - 11.

I will treat you right.

Shasta

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

implied prostate massage

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

spikes to U holmes.

steve shasta
sojourner of principle

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

― jaxon, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 08:27 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

Where is the thread where DDB said I had the music taste of a 40 year-old black woman? haha

― Pompoussin (admrl), Monday, 21 March 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

LETS SEE SOME MIXTAPES

― Aerosol, Monday, 21 March 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

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