RYAN'S RULES

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Gene Autry's Cowboy Code

1. The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man, or take unfair advantage.

2. He must never go back on his word, or a trust confided in him.

3. He must always tell the truth.

4. He must be gentle with children, the elderly, and animals.

5. He must not advocate or possess racially or religiously intolerant ideas.

6. He must help people in distress.

7. He must be a good worker.

8. He must keep himself clean in thought, speech, action, and personal habits.

9. He must respect women, parents, and his nations laws.

10. The Cowboy is a patriot.

5. Never use your own car. (Details to come.)

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There's a subset of rules regarding low-risk car theft, but g00gle couln't find 'em.

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1. Respect a man's car, the man respects you.

Poll: Ten Crack Commandments

1. No-one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife’s about to give birth.
6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.

The Rules:

Rule #1: Don’t assume you know anything.

Rule #2: Never take your eyes off the ball

Rule #3: Be afraid of the dark

Rule #4: Assume things will always get worse

Rule #5: Problems have to be seen to be believed (or: profile, profile, profile)

Rule #6: 90% of performance problems are designed in, not coded in

Rule #7: Performance is an iterative process

Rule #8: You’re either part of the solution or part of the problem

Rule #9: It’s the memory, stupid.

Rule #10: Don't do anything unless you absolutely have to

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I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm.

ETCH IT IN YR BRANE, KID

Rule # 1 - Pajamas stay on the whole time.

Rule # 2 - You don't have to cuddle anyone at a Cuddle Party, ever.

Rule # 3 - You must ask permission and receive a verbal YES before you touch anyone. (Be as specific in your request as you can.)

Rule # 4 - If you're a Yes to a request, say YES. If you're a No, say NO.

Rule # 5 - If you're a Maybe, say NO.

Rule # 6 - You are encouraged to change your mind.

Rule # 7 - Respect your relationship boundaries and communicate with your partner.

Rule # 8 - Come get the Cuddle Caddy or ME if there's a concern, problem, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything today.

Rule # 9 - Tears and laughter are both welcome.

Rule # 10 - Respect people's privacy when sharing about Cuddle Parties and do not gossip.

Rule #11 - Keep the Cuddle Space Tidy

Rule #12 - Thank you for arriving on time.

1) Eat flowers only when you are positive they are edible. If uncertain, consult a good reference book on edible flowers prior to consumption.

2) Just because flowers are served with food does not mean they are edible. It's easy and very attractive to use flowers for garnish on plates or for decoration, but avoid using non-edible flowers this way. Many people believe that anything on the plate can be eaten. They may not know if the flower is edible or not and may be afraid to ask.

3) If pesticides are necessary, use only those products labeled for use on edible crops.

4) Do not eat flowers from florists, nurseries or garden centers. In many cases these flowers have been treated with pesticides not labeled for food crops.

5) Do not eat flowers picked from the side of the road. Once again, possible herbicide use eliminates these flowers as a possibility for use.

6) Remove pistils and stamens from flowers before eating. Eat only the flower petals for most flowers.

7) Different flavors occur in plants when grown in different locations because of soil types, fertilization, and culture. Environmental conditions play a big role as well. What has excellent flavor at one time may taste different at the end of the season or the next year.

8) Introduce flowers into your diet in small quantities one species at a time. Too much of a good thing may cause problems for your digestive system.

9) If you have allergies, introduce edible flowers gradually, as they may aggravate some allergies.

10) Enjoy the different flavors and colors that edible flowers add to many foods.

1. Obey and live by the teachings of your earthly spiritual father.
2. Love your earthly spiritual father more than yourself.
3. Harm not one of your body parts either by neglect, food, drink or knife.
4. Allow each vibration to complete its own cycle without interference.
5. Possess nothing you do not need and share all that you have.
6. The man and his woman are one - let nothing separate them.
7. Squander not your creative force in lust, but come together only when the three vibrations of the physical, emotional and mental are in harmony with spiritual love.
8. Each morning join your vibrations with the ascending currents of universal life energy using the method your earthly spiritual father has taught you.
9. Do every act energetically, intelligently, truthfully and lovingly.
10. When these commandments have been mastered, leave the house of your earthly spiritual father and do the work of your heavenly father.

Ya Ho Wa 13?

yes.

Palindromic SubGenius Rules Of Thumb

EMIT TIME.
RELIVE EVILER.
ENOLA ALONE.
STAB BATS.
DOG GOD.
SNAFU U FANS.
NARFGAORB'G G'BROAGFRAN.

Drat, saboteur liver. Et tu, "Bob"? Ya, wrong cat. And
ask? No. *Hem*. It's a rot code we doctor as time honks a DNA
T,A,C,G. Norway "Bob" utter evil. Rue to bastard.

wow.

Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints

You NEVER open your mouth till you KNOW what the SHOT is.

My old camp counselor's Rules For Life:

1) Don't be an asshole.
2) You have to clean up your own puke.