howard stern vs. noise FITE!

shit song, dopey segment

i like the zs stuff i've heard actually

howard stern is one of the celebrities i would most like to urinate on.

Howard Stern has lately been critiquing the state of the musical avant-garde

haha

maybe he'll come to the 3xc3pt3r & Zs show next month. he has no idea...

ian I wld cheer if you made HS your piss whore.

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they arnt really making fun of Z's. the show news even did an interview with one of the z's guys and they were pretty happy go lucky about the whole thing. its actually good that they are getting attention from stern show! that would be so awesome if they actually opened up for z's at knitting factory! richard christy would play drums. dude was in death adn iced earth!

Howard Stern is one of the few celebrities who likes being urinated on.

just a bit of fun, let's all not be butthurt music critics

my hatred for howard stern stems from watching his teevee show in elementary school and harboring a secret resentment for all the pixelated boobies.

When I first moved to NYC and heard HS on the radio for the frist time, he was prank-calling fried chicken restaurants and talking "black."

it's probably good for zs anyway...they seem to think it's funny

howard is not racist, if thats what you are implying, sd.

as not racist as you can be calling up fried chicken restaurants and talking "black."

maybe there's a secret menu for black folks?

oh lords

calling out howard about some bit he did in the 80s seems a bit, i duno, out of touch?

fred: "that's like shitty frank zappa"

capn save-a-fartman

i don't listen to hs but richard christy is a pretty sick drummer

Relax, Chaki, it's only a personal anecdote about my first exposure to the man, only weeks away from the Howard Beach incident. (Early 90s)

or wait, was that weeks away from the Jewish ambulance not help dying black child incident? Oh bother, my memory isn't what it used to be.

howard beach stuff was late eighties right?

Howard Beach gained some attention on December 20, 1986 when three African-American men were assaulted by local teenagers: William F. Bollander, Harry J. Buonocore, Salvatore DeSimone, Thomas F. Farino, Scott Kern, Jason Ladone, Jon L. Lester, Michael A. Pirone, James M. Povinelli, Robert D. Riley and John Saggese[3][4]. Thomas Gucciardo, one of the 12 accused in this case, was latter acquitted.[5] One of the victims, Michael Griffith, was killed when a passing motorist's car ran over him on the Belt Parkway as he was attempting to flee from the pursuers. The incident triggered a wave of racial tension in New York City and gained national attention.

December 20, 1986

^^^2nd birthday

what a way to celebrate

Crown Heights it was, not Howard Beach. Yes, I remember it now...

where tawana brawley at

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In March of 1995, one day before the funeral of slain Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla, Stern played the sounds of gunshots in the background over some of her music. He also made several comments interpreted as racist or insensitive towards those who heard it (live or second hand), such as "Alvin and the Chipmunks have more soul", and "Spanish people have the worst taste in music...they have no depth." After pressure from his radio station, Stern gave an on-air apology a week later in Spanish.

Quivers does not believe she is contributing to the degradation of women by accompanying Stern. She told Billboard writer Phyllis Stark that she serves three purposes through her position on Howard Stern. Stark writes "as the show's news person, her primary job is dispensing information. Her second role is that of a listener and a foil for Stern and the rest of the team. Finally, she says, 'I am the voice of reason on the show'" (Stark, 80). However, on the television show Quivers does not appear to be a news person at all, in part because she is not given air time to read a list of news events as she is on the radio. The hour-long episodes provide very little time for commentary to occur between Stern and his team because airings are split by frequent commercial breaks and Stern manipulates the majority of air time by giving his own opinions and by interviewing his guests. It is logical--after all, it is his show.

Quivers is not a consistent "voice of reason" on the television show. For example, a show that aired November 1 this year on E! Entertainment Television focused on a Stern fan named Nikki who sought Stern's advice on whether she should get breast implants or not. When Nikki told Stern she jobs and is from Charlotte, North Carolina, he asked "In Charlotte you run from the white man, huh?"

"You must love the forwardness and bravado of our black people."

Nikki did not flinch, although she is black. Quivers reacted, but not to the comment about "running from the white man." She said "What are you talking about? 'Our" black? Like you own the blacks?" Quivers did not argue Stern's racist generalization about Charlotte, North Carolina, and if she were seriously upset about his comment about "our black people" she would not have laughed and would have pursued the argument or reprimanded him in a more forceful manner. Stern sidestepped conflict, drowning out her complaint quickly by turning the conversation back to the issue at hand and telling Nikki she needed breast implants.

This example illustrates that Quivers does not consistently reprimand Stern for his behavior. If she were the voice of reason, she would be constantly at war with Stern, and would have argued with Stern about his obscene comments about Nikki's body AND about his racist comments. If her reactions are serious, the intent is lost behind her laughter and brief comments as she plays a part in the Stern show's chorus, giggling with Martling and Norris.

who cares

i think they all hate doing the show at this point

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query: is it impossible for racism to be funny?

who cares

obv some people quick to point out that something being racist immediately cancels out and satire/humor being attempted

and = any

i dont see anyone saying howard's not funny?

query: does being "funny" mean its ok to be racist?

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naw, mooks are funny

http://yellowbeatle.blogspot.com/2006/06/puerto-rican-jokes.html

oh my fellow half-jew

Zzzzzzzs

has anyone seen the latest season of curb your enthusiasm?

yah the only good one was the last one. stern show is still hella funny.

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ha!

i blame the jew-black connection

this thread has no depth

forget racism, who said zs were noise?!?!?!?

Howard Stern is marginally talented, but a philistine who lost his working-class-ignoramus cred when he traded long-suffering wife in for some chippie.

do you think Howard Stern wakes up at 4:00AM, or does he go to bed at noon?

he's about 53, I'd say the former

His wife divorced him/

forget racism, who said zs were noise?!?!?!?

-- hstencil, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 12:29 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

my thread title was kind of yellow journalism it's true.

from what i know (from actually listening to the show, hi morbs) howard wakes up at 4am or so and goes to bed around 9 pm

I listened to the show around 1985-89, turdblossom

and anyone who's worked crazy hours knows you don't wake up 9 hours before work.

(poss exception: graveyard shift)

ahh the richard simmons years

4am is two hours before 6am

hour to get ready, hour to get there and prepped

chak, I was replying to sD

I prefer to think of them as the Grandpa Al Lewis years

<3 <3 <3 grampa al lewis <3 <3 <3

morbs, you might find that there are a large number of things that have changed since 1989.

howard stern is still gross and poopy tho !

howard stern is the judd apatow of radio

no wait howard stern is actually gross and poopy

baba morbsy

i mean really matt, noize bands don't use music stands. lolz.

No joke, I have a score in front of me sometimes now

NB: its rhythm only not melody

like you're noize. heh.

noise has transcended noize

I'm listening to this Howard Stern broadcast and it's insane.

All the rules they impose are insane. "Is this written?" "Do they practice?"

Is Coltrane okay in their book? Not to compare the two but Christ.

And the stuff they like! OMG

uh they are 50 something dudes. not really into music like u and me, u jackass!

they had horrible taste in everything in their 30s.

uh they are 50 something dudes. not really into music like u and me, u jackass!

-- chaki, Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:28 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

werent you just hating on alex in nyc for disliking steely dan yesterday?

hes a MUSIC CRITIC not a FUNNY RADIO HOST. and your comments on that thread make me never want your opinion on music ever again.

u mad

i got the hangover gang over

Wait 'til Stern and gang find out they all have masters degrees in music.

Wait Stern is funny? What is going on?

Also if they're 50 year old guys not into music then why do they feel qualified to discuss the merits of Z's music for fucking three days in a row?

its actually kinda funny that stern is talking abt this music. or the idea is funny - prob not funny to actually hear.

music comes up sometimes when you're talking for 5 hours a day with minimal commercials. also zs sent in their cd in hope they would play it.

Rail on man, defend howard stern. MORE BONERS ON RADIO!!!!

I mean, I honestly cannot find the ground on which you are defending this. If they were fucking around about how this isn't music and were FUNNY in the process, I could see where you were coming from. But he's just awkwardly mumbling on trying to spell the "garde" in avant garde while a bunch of sad hangers on try to contribute in the background.

I mean WHOA HE DOES THIS 5 HOURS A DAY? SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST INCREDIBLE.

i just am like "who cares"? howard talks about tons of shit. he's not that smart about things. its funny. tee hee.

http://www.zzzsss.com/news.html they dont seem to mind.

im rallying against repulsive media narcissists on 2 threads at once! rooooaaaaaar!

i still have all the old WOR howard shows on vhs.

they goofed on some Zorn today

hiphopketball: a jazzabration?

haha i was gonna say zorn is probably #1 Zs fan

"John Zorn called to tell me you're great/The caller ID was a gay bar"