longest email sigz

Jesus Christ!

We have crazy add-ons w/ company disclaimers in them. Giant.

maybe they think it is a poem

a v bad one

that seems doubtful

If they thought it would sell, they'd probably find a way to publish it, that much is true.

hmmmm - 9 - from a printer today

name
title
return
address
address
phone
fax
email
website

that all seems kinda normal tho

i've seen ones with contact info, website, a QUOTE, plug for upcoming events

quotes, bad idea

especially when yr seeing the same one over n over

I didn't include the 2 lines + this at the end:

--------------------- via NYU E-Mail Direct ---------------------

My big boss has 10, but most of those are multiline titles

I have 5

My boss has 4 a blank and then:

Think before you pr1nt!
On av3rage each worker uses 5o sh3ets of paper per d@y.
Save on paper, save on c0sts, save the plañet.

mine

name
--------------
title
company
phone
email

Wy does he googleproof it?!?!

J******* W*******
Assoc1ate D3an of Dev3lopment
ñ¥¢ xxxxx School of XXXXXX
+1 212 555 7777 <work> +1 401 555 6666 <mobile>

all of this shit is total chump change compared to the TS e-mail on the NSA intranet which was all straight plaintext old-skool unix style so people could make wacky ascii border boxes and artwork to automatically append to every notification, forward and reply they sent out, including the "out of the office" messages, some of these motherfuckers would dump a 18-line sig on you just because they had to wrap some inspirational quote in little monospaced pseudo-dingbats

taxpayer dollars at work, protecting you from motherfucking terrorism and shit

D.O.D. IS A JOKE YEAH IT'S A JOKE

like somewhere in all the endless lectures on professionalism and customs and courtesy and personal appearance for military members working in a mostly civilian environment they completely forgot to point out that making all your personal correspondence appear as if it came from a 13-yo girl who is obsessed with Jesus Christ might sort of fuck up peoples' first and likely only impression of you

do they even have utf8?http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/wingding.jpg

http://www.guidebookgallery.org/pics/gui/applications/internet/mail/cde15solaris9.png

not on this they didn't. also if you think I'm even allowed to answer that question in any more detail without risking jail time you're insane

my mom's (created by the IT guy at her office, and it's a medical facility so the sig is full of privacy stuff....unfortunately it appears at the end of ALL her e-mails)

oh man people who put disclaimers and non-disclosure shit and all that on the end of their e-mail are the worst. CYA bullshit, doesn't do anything for you either, legally or otherwise

On av3rage each worker uses 5o sh3ets of paper per d@y.

haha, I wish this were hyperbole, but working in a computer lab I know he's lowballin' it

tombot jsut called my mom "the worst"

"I want all my personal and professional correspondence to present a demeanor that is overly officious, vague and paranoid, do you have anything like that in bright red times new roman?"

well jesus christ man if you work someplace with an overly officious and paranoid IT guy and he shackles you with it it's not really your fault

but that IT guy is the worst, for sure

lawyer emails w/disclaimers saying "this is not legal advice" lol

i know they must have their reasons but still lol

lol @ horrible motif gui

my phone's sig is:

Sent via my BlueBerry

is this funny?

no

try "typed on my tiny fucking keys they're so tiny how did I even do this jesus handheld"

my b/f works at a mental health care facility and evey single cutesy workday email is punctuated by:

NOTICE: This e-mail communication (including any attachments) is CONFIDENTIAL and the materials contained herein are PRIVILEGED and intended only for disclosure to or use by the person(s) listed above. If you are neither the intended recipient(s), nor a person responsible for the delivery of this communication to the intended recipient(s), you are hereby notified that any retention, dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify me immediately by using the "reply" feature or by calling me, and then immediately delete this message and all attachments from your computer. Thank you.