worst poster out of these posters

had to keep gabbneb out for he would dominate.

phew

somebody's gonna get their feelings hurt :(

chaki in a landslide

i can take it.

early polling shows chaki roundly defeating all comers in a national election

i loathe shakey mo and basically like the rest.

really, it's an honor just to be nominated.

good thread.

how is rapey mo not going to win this?

he is.

The only posters that tend to get me riled up or vice versa aren't on here. I vote for Morbs because he is the worst in a Catherine Breillat sense.

i do not condone this poll

^^^^ flip-flopper

Thread that must not be started: who on ILM / ILE do you least want to meet?

-- the pinefox, Sunday, July 1, 2001 5:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

For everything to consummated, for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate.

'controversial' posters i like: morbs, jagger, hoos

I like everyone on that list. :-(

"Thread that must not be started: who on ILM / ILE do you least want to meet?"

myself.

HANG IN THERE KITTY is the worst poster

the only one who bothers me at all is shakey "angel of death" mo

and even he doesn't bother me most of the time.

it's amazing how the noise board's readership has expanded since the good old clubhouse days of 2004

chaki - used to not like me, now does : )
jw - built this city, respect
ian - great taste in music (talking heads are ok sometimes tho)
bell labs - classy lady
chicago kevin - don't really know him but seems like a bro
heave ho - karachi's favorite son
laurel - classy lady
nabisco - occasionally not otm
jaymc - means well, mostly
tombot - [i don't want to be banned]
dr morbs - except for the gay thing, i am remarkably like this dude :/
shakey mo - a bit dense but i don't hate on him
big hoos - getting better, youth will be youth

rip shakey mo

list otm

i guess i should un-killfile morbs and shakey for a while in order to make an informed decision.

chaki - best dude ever, sometimes untrustworthy
jw - funny, friendly, elder statesman, drinks a lot (?)
ian - disagree with him more than anybody but is harmless & seems like a bro
bell labs - cant tell her from laurel, seems ok
chicago kevin - this is like jaymc's dad right
heave ho - lives in pakistan & posts maxim stuff, reminds me of kodanshi RIP
laurel - cant tell her from bell labs, seems ok
nabisco - not even really ilx to me, he just dumps smartypants blog stuff on here
jaymc - generally like dudes posts unless theyre on the creep tip which is about 1/3 of them
tombot - good dude, should take a ilx break
dr morbs - hes a bitch but i would miss him if gone
shakey mo - catches hell but really hes just the aspie gygax
big hoos - lil bro, good for a laugh, ilm posts >>>>>>> ile posts

no andtwat, no cred

Eric, I either kiss you or slap you around for that one (or give you a giant Breillat closeup of my mangina).

i do wonder if anyone thinks i am the worst poster. but i don't think i'm popular enough for a backlash

<3 :-* <3 for wrath of khan posts :D

i voted for morbz! i think he can go all the way!

i will if you buy me dinner.

the correct answer is chicago kevin

The correct answer is Jon, for ordering those tequila shots last night.

Now leave me to my dark glasses and Crunchy Corn Bran.

dark glasses essential on snowblinding days

Precisely.

I'd bet anything that And What and Laurel would get along really well and fascinatingly.

And I think I like all of those posters. Tom gets grumpy sometimes, but I appreciate that he'll just be like "duh, I'm fucking grumpy today" before he bands you or whatever.

What would you bet, Nabisco?

Also I like how Shakey Mo continually pretends not to understand why people make fun of him for being a hater, like he seriously doesn't get it

xpost - "anything," duh

Concrete examples are best.

http://wikipedia.org/List_of_Everything

And a very concrete 404 that is.

I don't mind Shakey!

me neither!

shit folks not even I can get it up to hate on Shakey any more

you hate on the dumbest people to hate on

This thing's gonna be a landslide, I can feel it.

i'd be okay with being nominated for the next 'worst posters' poll since i think everyone was a little too gentle on the ladies in this one.

-- homosexual II, Saturday, December 15, 2007 4:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

homosexual II: EATS PUPPIES

j/k

homosexual II: GAY

homosexual II: not even the first gay

ooh

lol

If I win, I will accept in Halle Berry's Catwoman costume

purr

morbs is only becomes intolerable when posting on political threads, otherwise A+ champ

i am really flattered that estela likes me because she is my hero

WURST POSTER:

i bet the grill menu is bratwurst and knockwurst and that kinda stuff. it's conspicuously missing from the normal menu.

-- bell_labs, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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The seasonal grill menu offers everything from classic burgers, to Weisswurst, and Rabbitwurst and lighter fare like Turkey burgers as well.

guys we will be fine. trust me!

-- bell_labs, Monday, December 17, 2007 5:30 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha

haha elmo, you mainstream Dem

can someone find the Rachael Ray thing, I never read it

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

well!

bell labs & ian backlash begins now?

congratulations IAN and BELL LABS for being the least worst posters out of this particular group of posters, go fuck each others genitals now

haha. congrats me for 2nd.

My horse won, but didn't beat the spread that I thought it would have.

looks like i gotta try harder.

weird to vote for laurel.

<i>lol @ bell labs. you paranoid.

-- chaki, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:28 (4 days ago) Link</i>

haha otm

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sfield.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/king.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/you_win.jpg

ps ian + bell labs are so grebt i'll fite you for fucking with them

pps i am bigger than you (well, maybe not you, dom)

I am glad I didn't vote for bell_labs, as I threatened upthread, so that she and Ian can enjoy their total spotless faultlessness and whatnot

P.S., person who voted for me, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

AND I HAVE FEDEXED OVER A 300,000-WORD CLARIFICATION OF MY ACTIONS

lol

see, bell labs, i was telling the truth <3

you guys are such sweethearts.

i was paranoid because chaki said someone had specifically nominated me.

and sorry i hated on your elf thread edward III, i am just really sick of those stupid elves!

i don't think i can ever catch shakey mo but if i put my mind to it i may be able to surpass morbs. now if the other five people who voted for me could send me a message on my relative strengths and weaknesses i'd be much obliged.

also, who are the criminally misguided folk who voted for tom or laurel? fucking nutbags!

Probably people I already dislike.

Well, probably not in Tom's case, I don't know who those freak-heads are.

kevin, make more sad-sack posts about how broke and drunk you are.

but that would make him a better poster

Elmo, don't you have a closet full of ties to organize? Cut it out.

aw shucks, laurel, i keep my ties properly rolled in a drawer, ya know?

i'll hush up now, i guess. ;_;

elmo, sorry, neither broke nor drunk at the moment. but thanks for thinking of me sweets.

"I'm so broke I can't eat or watch the game for free at the bar. Just going to chill out and listen to these rare obscure records I got off of eBay for only $399."

(Parody, CK. I can't hate anyone who resembles Paul Westerberg.)

kevin, make more sad-sack posts about how broke and drunk you are.

-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:09 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolololo

we need best sad sack on ilx poll. chi kev, remy, who else?

andi

i have been contemplating a "most miserable bastard" on ilx poll for a long time but that is different

"I'm so broke I can't eat or watch the game for free at the bar. Just going to chill out and listen to these rare obscure records I got off of eBay for only $399."

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:38 AM (Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:38 AM) Bookmark Link

no, when i was unemployed i was selling my fucking records. happy days here again, etc etc.

Well, good. I always imagined your posts coming from a thread-bare mattress on the floor, hard black-and-white pillow to the side, stark light-bulb dangling over your MacBook.

the guy knows how to paint a picture.