Possible Reasons Why The Cat Crapped In My Laundry Pile

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WHY, IVAN? WHY???

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Option	Votes
He is jealous when I stay out late with other cats.	10
He's upset that I have lapsed in getting his favorite brand of food.	6
Revenge for cleaning his ears.	4

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

u clean litter box?

― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

It was kinda gross for a few days there, but it has been clean lately!!

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

(should have been poll option, though, since I'm not exactly sure when this occurred, except that i thought i smelled it yesterday but ignored it.)

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

maybe he thinks you dress poorly??

― max, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

is Ivan's last name Poopalot?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

he got my yo la tengo t-shirt.

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

ivan hates indie rock, obv.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

ivan also crapped in the car on the way home from thanksgiving!! he does have active bowels.

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

maybe you should get a laundry "bag"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

this is bad

but not so bad as the time i was in bed with a dude and rolled over into a pile of cold cat shit

killed the mood

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

his bed or yers? not sure which is worse.

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg/541px-Toilet_Trained_Cat_22_Aug_2005.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

his bed, his cat.

bucky would never do such a thing.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

that panther is using the toilet

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

Where's the "He's a cat" option?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

as i recall, the offending cat was named RACISM, no joke

xxpost

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.mingusmingusmingus.com/Mingus/cat_toilet.jpg

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

an act of dominance. you need to break his spirit.

― bnw, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

poop on your cat, that will show him.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

He's upset that I have lapsed in getting his favorite brand of food

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u0uo0TxS-I

― gershy, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

the offending cat was named RACISM

omg

― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

my cat poops in my bathtub if i haven't cleaned the box in a couple days

― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

ivan has pooped in my car TWICE

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

If your cat is like my cat, the reason is probably "hey i wonder what crapping here would be like?"

― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

hedonist little fuckers.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

ivan has pooped in my car TWICE
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 1:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

at least he didn't crash it

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

what's the cat doing in your car, dog

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

drivin'

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

why does dog have a cat in the first place?

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.catnabbit.com/buttons/TOONCE0.jpg
obv.

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

is it pronounced ee-VONN

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

have you nicknamed it 'pudge'

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

Best piece of awesome insane and largely inaccurate cat information from famed Mumbai, India SPCA cat dentist poll

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

unless you cleaned your cat's ears with your dick, i'd say the off-brand cat food is the reason

― warmsherry, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

what's the cat doing in your car, dog

-- sexyDancer, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 7:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

ivan is my bro. we ride together we die together

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

dr. ben is such a reasonable bro, when he snuck in the closet and got himself locked there in ALL DAY while I was at work, he didn't even pee in there. dude is completely without spite.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

rename him Najeh

― milo z, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

what do hairballs look like? Buffy puked in my floor last night, but I don't know if it was a hairball puke or food puke.

― milo z, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

hairballs look like the shit that you gotta scoop outta the shower drain every so often. except steeped in digestive juices.

― ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

this just reminded me that my favorite game in the world is "eat poop, you cat"

― gbx, Thursday, 20 December 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

he got my yo la tengo t-shirt.

If Ivan had done this 2 weeks ago, I coulda got you this Paul Stanley one! (The adult size is sold out now.)

http://www.yolatengo.com/forsale/index.php

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

"eat poop, you cat"

yes, this is the best game.

― Jordan, Thursday, 20 December 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

So how is Ivan doing? And what of the Yo La Tengo shirt?

― saudade, Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

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