why r u single

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Option	Votes
too old	8
only attracted to jerks	4
too busy organizing collections	4
only one tempurpedic pillow	3
tropical aquariums	2
smells like onions	1
bad at entering phone numbers into phone	1
smells like garlic	0
smells like cheese	0

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

too old

― chaki, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

3 of em are true for me

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

garlic, cheese, and onion?

― remy bean, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

most of these things = not a problem

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

You're dating the human dorito

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

a combination of two through four with some other junk mixed in

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

garlic, cheese, and onion?

old, jerks, aquarium

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

fact: i did not get laid when i worked at aquarium

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

i also worked at an ice cream place so i smelled like rotten milk and fish

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago)

which is better than i can say for SOME PEOPLE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

fact: i did not get laid when i worked at aquarium

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, December 26, 2007 12:30 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
you were not spending enough time with the dolphins

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.poledanceireland.com/index_files/poll_dance_pic2.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

i can do all of that shit

there is a pole in the basement

u_U

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

one thing sorta true, one DEFINITELY true, and now my new stated reason for being single!

also btw merry christmas dudez

― 69, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

"too busy organizing collections"

This is the only one applicable.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

only one NOT applicable

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

No wait change "jerks" to "lesbians".

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

oh, i also have collections

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

For awhile I had this phone on which the 6 didn't work, I was so excited to call this girl back and when I tried I realized I only had 5 of the 7 necessary numbers. I tried it with like 3 variations of 6s and then felt really pathetic.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

I don't have collections I have piles.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

i have boxes filled with junk i havent looked at in years and years

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

collections is sorrrrrta true sometimes, but the tempurpedic thing is blood diamonds

i didnt even have ONE tempurpedic till i got my last gf and then she mostly used it

― 69, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

only attracted to jerks

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

also fat and homely

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

what attracts you to fat homely jerks!?!?

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

tempurpedic pillows are fucking sweet im not gonna lie

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

committmentphobe!

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

bad at entering phone numbers into phone
only attracted to girls who are only attracted to jerks

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

not enuf tattoos

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

dick 2 big

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

i had a dream i almost did it with someone with a dick 2 big
and i said "UH NO"
and he started having a tantrum and exclaimed: "GEEZ, WHY CANT I HAVE SEX WITH MORE THAN 4 WOMEN IN THE WORLD?!?!"

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

ya it sux

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

i have boxes filled with junk i havent looked at in years and years

haha my brother demanded earlier today that i go through/throw out 8 boxes of stuff i left at his place 5 and a half years ago when i moved across the country. i have no idea what's in those boxes.

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

i am maybe single b/c i live in too many dimensions
also the pillow thing

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

where is "by choice"?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

i am very sangle and very happy

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

I have boxes I haven't unpacked since 2004.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago)

not interested in girls unless they are not interested in me; möbius_strip.jpeg

― bnw, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

OK, so I saw the 40 year old virgin and if people turn around your questions and act likes dicks are they actually flirting?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

if theyre chaki

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

if people turn around your questions and act like dicks are they actually flirting?

― max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

if people turn around your questions and act likes dicks are they actually flirting?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, December 26, 2007 3:43 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ aspie post

― ian, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

I expected stripperpole.jpg to end badly, perhaps with crushed vertebrae. Now disappointed.

― milo z, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe Rrrobyn is attached in other dimensions. Like single horizontally, and vertically, but married in depth, and seeing someone on an astral plane.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

i am working on a complicated equation abt it all

astral plane relationships too codependent

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

roxy is old?

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

she's dr. morbius's mom

― max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

Roxy Muzak-Morbius

― nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

only attracted to commitmentphobes who smell like cheese + garlic

― Jordan, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

unpacked boxes and dead plants in my old apt soured many a promising dates

this thread is gold. i might start a copycat y r u not-single thread ... morning breath is a BIG issue

― m coleman, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

p.s. I thought Ms. Muzak-Morbius was non-single

― nabisco, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

there is nothing on my walls and I've lived here for 6 months, I am that guy Ramosi was talking about. I don't intend to put anything on my walls.

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

A: Cranky, mean to boys

― Laurel, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

A: Had not yet learned lesson about the chilly and neurotic

― Laurel, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

onions is closest to correct for me

― jergïns, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

2 old for you, curt1s

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Oh rats, I missed my chance to vote for "only like jerks". I bought extra down pillows to have a whole bedful so pillow answer is n/a.

― Laurel, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

lol noise dudes do not care about garlic or cheese stank

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

not who you date.. YOU

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:56 (seventeen years ago)

where is "by choice"?

behind the gas n' sip on a saturday night

― kenan, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

I think it is because I am always ashamed to be crushing on someone, like they will think I am gross and weird b/c I am boy

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

r u crushing on lesbians?

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 14 April 2008 06:55 (seventeen years ago)

or straight men?

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 14 April 2008 06:55 (seventeen years ago)

i crush on no one. ever. it is sad.

― tehresa, Monday, 14 April 2008 06:56 (seventeen years ago)

no, and no

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

Crutis u r single wtf?

PS boys are all gross and weird but you know, we deal.

― Trayce, Monday, 14 April 2008 08:52 (seventeen years ago)

bad at entering phone numbers into phone

^ changing vote to this

I think (and guys tell me if I've been doing this) that I act kind of condescending and self centered to new women I meet sometimes.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 14 April 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

for me it's a mixture of too fat and too attracted to jerks

― homosexual II, Monday, 14 April 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

Crutis at first I thought your flickr avatar was actually a picture of you and thought, hmm, Crutis is kind of cute.

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

yr kinda cute, shortay

― cutty, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

ayyyyy

― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 April 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

Mandallion.jpg

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

lol I never even used that flickr account

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

Well I've seen max so that is how I picture you.

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

tank hatch dude?

― Kerm, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

cuz i'm gay as hell

― mkcaine, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

wait what do i have to do with tank hatch dude

― max, Monday, 14 April 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

max & tank hatch dude are high standards to live up to

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

felicity: Isn't it time for WDYLL December 07?

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

^^ first class specimen right there.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/2udyu5e.jpg

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

Get a room.

― Kerm, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

ILX chix be diggin napoleon dynamite type dudes

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

crutis kinda looks like tombot jr?

― Jordan, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

lol I was gonna post a link to tombot's finger jpg but I decided to go for the real thing

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

I also look kinda like shiroibasketshoes fwiw

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

only no unibrow.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

Yay! I am making my hands in the shape of a heart for you Crutis.

― felicity, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

give the unibrow time. it will arrive

― jergïns, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

why girls do not want romanting a young man who looks like a cross between a movie nerd, a disgruntled message board hardman, and a crepey flickr azn stalker

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

i am very sangle and very happy

-- cutty, Tuesday, December 25, 2007 3:27 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

― gr8080, Monday, 14 April 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

still true

― cutty, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

tank hatch dude

haha. i never realized what crutis77 avatar was until now.

― jaxon, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

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