why r u not single

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Option	Votes
ok with fatteys	10
extremely handsome/beautiful	8
drinking	6
alien vs. predator	6
fear of dying alone	3
drugs	2
arranged marriage	1
pregnant	0
craigslist	0

― bell_labs, Thursday, 27 December 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

silver jews board.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 27 December 2007 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

my apt building was about to be condemned

alt gf said "c'mon you know you're gonna marry her"

her brother's a stone pothead so she knew the score

her mom looks great and way young w/o plastic surgery

my mom told me I was "old bachelor" too stuck in my ways

cuet butt

dating gets boring by yr 30s

biological imperative/propagating the species/whatever

"it seemed like a good idea at the time"

― m coleman, Thursday, 27 December 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

i got "save the date" cards! maybe i will scan and post ...

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 27 December 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

i wld get cards taht say 'save teh daet!' with the save yr fork there's pie cat on them

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

haha prob not tho

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

in other words: I GOT LUCKY

― m coleman, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

and that is awesome

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

nobody gets "lucky"
pick one of the above

ps alien vs predator is on fx right now

― bell_labs, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.vinylzart.com/images/AlbumCovers-Loverboy-GetLucky(1981).jpg

― get bent, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

alt gf? Like, something on the side?

― milo z, Thursday, 27 December 2007 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

silver jews board.
-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, December 27, 2007 3:05 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

u shoulda married brett eugene ralph.

― hstencil, Thursday, 27 December 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 27 December 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago)

extremely handsome
don't want to die alone
but mostly, alien vs. predator.

― ian, Thursday, 27 December 2007 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

where is "fucked-up emotional codependency"

― max, Thursday, 27 December 2007 06:56 (seventeen years ago)

plz to embed crazy indian music video

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 December 2007 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

silver jews board.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, December 27, 2007 3:05 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

u shoulda married brett eugene ralph.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, December 26, 2007 11:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

a hardcore taurean but too in love with pink nasty

― sunny successor, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

or maybe not enough?

― sunny successor, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

i credit alcohol consumption for my courage in giving $boyfriend my number and also touching his butt when we first met

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

dating gets boring by yr 30s

not nearly as boring as NOT dating.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

i credit the good people at the dept of homeland security

― sunny successor, Thursday, 27 December 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

tricked someone to fall in love with me before i got fat and lame

― n/a, Thursday, 27 December 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

so she knew you pre-ilx?

― and what, Thursday, 27 December 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/fieldstream/survival_package/survival_traps/14_ground_snare_335.jpg

― Jordan, Thursday, 27 December 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

true love is not on the list

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not really single right now, me and all the girls in the world are just taking a break so we can sort of figure out healthier boundaries.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

'taking a break'

― remy bean, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

that is re. me, btw.

― remy bean, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

my breaks are longer than my non-breaks

― remy bean, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know if i'm single or not. :(

― Jordan, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

If you don't know, you are.

― milo z, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

rong

― 69, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

i mean i'm def not in a committed relationship, but i think messing around with other girls would be bad form.

― Jordan, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

alien vs. predator
true love will find you in the end
band will keep us together
sixteen years of momentum
nobody I'd rather argue with
crazy about him

― Drew Daniel, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

hallmark?

― remy bean, Thursday, 27 December 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

in the absence of the codependency option im going with alien vs. predator. i think shes the predator?

― max, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

i'm attracted to both aliens AND predators

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

every relationship consists of an alien and a predator, WHICH R U

― Jordan, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

moving in with the gf this weekend

― omar little, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/sonatine2.jpg

― omar little, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

nice knowing you

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

wasn't there something in Woody's Husbands and Wives about foxes and hedgehogs?

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

dr morbius is the noize dude in head-to-toe adidas and gold chains, walking up to us hanging out on the corner and dropping arcanum on us punks

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

He was persistent when I was too scared to acknowledge his presence and thus giving the air of arrogance.

― stevienixed, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

you = alien, him = predator

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

I tried to dump her in college so I could be a man whore. She said "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

She = Predator
Me = Alien

― HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― Jordan, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/Picture2.png

― Milton Parker, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

wrong thread, maybe

― Milton Parker, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

whoa wtf

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

oh that is marissa again I get it

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

wow milton

― jergïns, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

so much for nova scotia

also everybody who picked "me good lookin" - don't say I didn't warn you

― El Tomboto, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

I need to work on my fattey tolerance

― El Tomboto, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

"ok with fatteys" is definitely my girlfriends answer

― max, Friday, 28 December 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

i have fattey tolerance but am still single. guess i need to find fattey tolerant man.

― homosexual II, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:31 (seventeen years ago)

*raises hand*

― chaki, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

this is the second poll this week where #1 was where i voted

― electricsound, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

fattey tolerance means what? Obese or just some extra *weight? I am okay with both.

― stevienixed, Friday, 28 December 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

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