Deal breakers

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chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

You're / your mix ups

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

Enjoyment of Mad Tv

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

vegan/lactose intolerant/crohn's/celiac disease

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:56 (seventeen years ago)

monorchid

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)

family guy

caek, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

teetotalin'

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

doesn't dance

gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

hates children.

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

loves children ... like, a lot.

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

has dong

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

asks about drugs on every date

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

being a big fuckin bitch all the time

gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

lets make this thread better than this one: Realtionship deal breakers

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

smoker

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

reads murdoch papers

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

doesn't drink

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

likes to rent a stretch hummer for special occasions

get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sonypictures.com/groups/us/documents/image/pr1026900.jpg

m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

libertarian

omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

unable to take care of own pets

mh, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

i think i would enjoy a gf that cannot take care of pets

chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

pyromaniac

latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

republican.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

doesn't like burritos.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

won't go to shows.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

the clap.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

spells "shit" as "shite"

John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

worse, says it that way, american

John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

the herp

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

smells funny

deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

narcissistic personality disorders

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

hates oral.

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

hates monogamy.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

smack habit.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

smacking habit

gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

muffin top

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

practicing wiccan

m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

is rachael ray.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

you already said smack habit

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

every third word is 'like'

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

racist

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

doesnt brush teeth/floss

deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

cares what brangelina is doing this week

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

conspiracy theorist

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

not "into" politics

gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

(too much) make up

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

likes papa john's pizza

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

stop listing politcal ones though guys ... so not noise

BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

worse, not "into" politics but votes for the conservatives

xxxxp

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

uhhh

tehresa, Sunday, 2 August 2009 06:53 (fifteen years ago)

*evil grin*

Fela Cruti (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 August 2009 08:03 (fifteen years ago)

uhhh

MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

a puppy otm

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

never on time

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

what about cats in the room?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

i wouldnt say no to a little pus- aaahhh stop it

Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

I remember one time in college I went to a little outdoor eating place to see a friend and meet his friends. Some girl almost immediately told me that facial hair and unkempt finger nails is an automatic turnoff for her. "nice to meet you too (weirdo)"

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

trim your nails ffs

ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

shave your beard ffs

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

i... don't have one.

ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

so you caved in did you

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

whoops i meant to type 'vegetarian who only eats meat replacement foods and not actual vegetables' but got itchy on the trigger finger

I'd ask if you were dating my roommate except she only goes for girls. EAT VEGETABLES. IT'S SUMMER, FFS.

Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

LORAX IS BACK BABBIES

avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

(in replay to my story) - It was just weird how this person spouted out these deal breakers from seemingly nowhere. It was like she was telling me "no dice" when I hadn't even talked to her let alone hit on her. And it's not like my nails or van dyke were in bad (let alone mediocre) shape either. But "that's a deal breaker" (30 rock reference for my homies)

CaptainLorax, Friday, 7 August 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

"tats," "tatted up" etc.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

You getting hit on by the boondock saints or what?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

"Why doesn't this music have any words?"

Stereo no aware (Daruton), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Too much excessive repetitive punctuation in email!!!

Thinking that if you do stupid hateful shit while drunk, it doesn't count at all.

To quote achewood, church-faced retards

mh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

This thread is GOOD TIMES.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

lol^

gr8080, Friday, 15 April 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:52 (ten years ago)

i.e. possible to please with a USB stick that contains 20 x the amount of music an audiophile would enjoy, that seems like a good thing to a cheapskate like me.

StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:59 (ten years ago)

but can you at least tell the difference? one can settle for lower bitrate files for convenience's sake without being completely oblivious to the dropoff in quality.

(fwiw I wouldn't seriously rate that as a relationship dealbreaker)

unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:10 (ten years ago)

Of course I can, but for some people sound quality doesn't matter that much, somehow.

StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:34 (ten years ago)

can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC

dogg,

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:19 (ten years ago)

Lmoa

, Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:35 (ten years ago)

abercrombie
bubble tea
jealousy
fisting
meth

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

mh, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:48 (ten years ago)

bubble meth

example (crüt), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:49 (ten years ago)

fell asleep during Chinatown in a rep theater

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:19 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

favorite MBV album is Loveless

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:11 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/osutein/status/667433992308834304

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:12 (nine years ago)

Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.

welltris (crüt), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:18 (nine years ago)

^deal breaker

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:54 (nine years ago)

(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:55 (nine years ago)

Is above just fuckin frying an egg

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:34 (nine years ago)

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noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:37 (nine years ago)

only acceptable dinner chez deems:

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg

noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (nine years ago)

Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:40 (nine years ago)

fuckin flip that egg over jesus

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:48 (nine years ago)

Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle

brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2015 23:54 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:58 (seven years ago)

where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:00 (seven years ago)

^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:02 (seven years ago)

attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (seven years ago)

has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (seven years ago)

has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (seven years ago)

likes dank memes

90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (seven years ago)

attending for-profit schools

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (seven years ago)

cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)


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