encyclopedic knowledge of mtv dating shows and/or svu
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)
good shoes
eats burritos weekly
likes facials
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)
true
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)
dark hair, cute smile.
― darraghmac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)
very very tolerant.
great apartment/house
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)
likes animals enjoys mexican food doesn't panic when lost in the woods very very tolerant (of me)
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)
perfect 'fit'
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)
Large ass
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)
Quotes Heathers a lot
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
no ass
-- latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:39 (1 hour ago) Link
ah yes xp dom
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)
Librarian
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)
likes sex outdoors
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)
not all the time, tho
grows her own
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)
has salsa in fridge
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)
watches fresh prince re-runs
likes to fix cocktails.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)
DADDY ISSUES.
-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:28 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)
Knife skills Kind heart Brawn on the outside, brains on the in
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)
eye sparkle
― Snop Snitchin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)
Good in a crisis Good every day
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
carries the luggage
― lauren, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)
likes dancing to the fall in their underwear
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
cooks fucking dinner
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
uncle_rico.jpg
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
happy drunk
hates sex and the city
knowledge of sci fi
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't mind having ass pinched
whoa jon yes yes yes
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)
happy drunk so cruc
^ doesn't say god when i turn them on
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)
noise board sincerity today is freaking me out
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)
-- carne asada, Thursday, January 3, 2008 11:13 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
a+++ would date again
― max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)
LIKES HORSING AROUND IN THE MORNING OR WHEN STONED
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)
wants kids, but not yet
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
wants mawwiage but not yet
enjoys making comedy voices
nice back-of-neck
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
has a mixed sex group of close friends
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)
can dribble a basketball
can ride a bike or willing to learn
won't yell at me when i stay in bed until 2 p.m. on a saturday and instead will stay in bed with me (this was perhaps my favorite quality of last girl i dated. did not know how much better sleeping in could be).
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
likes that one band with three drummers.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
bj wake-up calls & afternoon delites, yes
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)
likes drummers
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)
likes drumming
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
knows that "in" is superfluous in "sleep in"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)
kes to sleep in on weekends but also keeps in mind that restaurants stop serving BRUNCH around 3
yeah this is a problem. i wound up at moonshine once because of this.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
maybe you guys should try living in a real city!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)
take it to the new york classic or dud thread.
― ian, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
no city superiority complex
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:07 (seventeen years ago)
willing to start a fourth wave ska band with me
― bell_labs, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)
YAY
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)
All city-superiority zings accomplish is shaming people into driving up your rent. People who are REALLY cool move to Indianapolis. That's what's hardcore.
― nabisco, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:17 (seventeen years ago)
P.S. It is kind of a bummer to notice which of these deal-sealers have come by without successfully sealing the deal, if you know what I mean
― nabisco, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
nice to me when i'm sick nerdy jokes and offensive jokes cats not a hipster jerk
― bell_labs, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)
those are all gold
― sunny successor, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)
not a hipster jerk ^^ only hipsters care about this
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)
Some people's are def scaring me. Too much to live up to.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
likes doing crosswords in bed
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
cats
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
will at least pretend to listen and pay attention when I go off on a ramble about macro perspectives vis a vis psychosocial/economic problems of modern human condition and inescapable stress of daily life brought on by trying to apply a technocratic solution to every little goddamn obstacle most of which I think have their sources in overpopulation, directly or otherwise, etc
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't hate rap and jazz
you should talk, you want a guy who's good in a crisis AND good "every day" + brains + brawn! Perhaps you should try www.dateanastronaut.com
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
Safari can’t open the page “http://www.dateanastronaut.com/” because it can’t find the server “www.dateanastronaut.com”.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
enabler
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't ask "what's wrong" just because i'm not talking at the moment.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
is a forensic pathologist
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
actually, that should be reworded and put in the deal breakers since it's a pet peeve.
xpost.
srsly what is up with these threads
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)
i am basically describing my boyfriend here
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)
http://ult-tex.net/counts/val/bans/18.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)
-- rrrobyn, Thursday, January 3, 2008 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
noize dudes wooking pa nub, cycling through it's annual routine
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:39 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah I thought about that after posting, Tom!
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)
-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 1:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
a doi
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)
gentleman in streets freak in sheets
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
will let me watch dr who
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)
Likes to smoke weed and watch sci fi with pauses for cooking and sex
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)
still on aol
― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 7 January 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)
^and/or grew out of tomboy phase
-- gr8080, Thursday, January 3, 2008 12:52 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
QFT
― max, Monday, 7 January 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)
Has your music on their myspace (!?).
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
By "your" I mean mine.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
more successful than me got in some trouble at school well-educated enjoys sex (not a nympho) enjoys food (not a fattey) enjoys drinking (not an alky) wants dogs and kids, eventually no "history of" drug problems pretty no outstanding family issues
― remy bean, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)
no "history of" drug problems no outstanding family issues
what do these things mean?
― bell_labs, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
Drives a Ford F250.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
"history of" = never actually history family issues = constant ongoing drama with parents
― remy bean, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)
those two things don't compute with "got in some trouble at school"
― bell_labs, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)
that's probably why i'm single?
― remy bean, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)
don't fall in love with a groupie, nickalicious
― milo z, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
-- bell_labs, Thursday, January 10, 2008 2:27 PM (Thursday, January 10, 2008 2:27 PM) Bookmark Link
see, i was thinking this meant, like blew up a science lab to stop animal testing or something.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
i don't know which one bums me out more, the breaker thread or the sealer one
― nabisco, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
When I said "librarian," I meant "sexy librarian."
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
agrees that dr ben is the greatest animal alive
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)
Comes equipped with the incredible-est edible-est of strombolis.
― nickalicious, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
Also: has a Spideysense-like ability to sense whenever I am nearby (could become creepy tho?).
― nickalicious, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
is capable of discussing politics metanarratives but DOESN'T loves refried beans & rice reads "serious" literature for leisure, but isn't heavy-handed about it digs jazz/funk/rap (rly any of the 3 are acceptable deal sealers)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 May 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)