Meal breakers

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Soggy fries

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

getting pepsi when you ask for coke

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

no chopsticks

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

overcooked burger
undercooked pork shop

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

^^ pork CHOP

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

when the napkin dispender is packed solid with those extremely cheap tissue-thin half-size napkins and you have to pull like eighty out at once cause they're stuck in there so good and then when you get them out they're all ripped and crappy

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

surprise processed cheese

sexyDancer, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

green peppers in any part of food

bell_labs, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

unripe or out of season tomatoes

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

canned peas

sexyDancer, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

stale tortilla or pita

bell_labs, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

any canned green veggies, really. beans get a pass.

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

when one of the takeout containers has leaked all over the bottom of the bag and the other containers

bell_labs, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

pubes

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

beaks

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

gamey meats mostly, liver

sexyDancer, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

bristly hair still on skin

bell_labs, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

pizza crust not crispy

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.schnittberichte.com/www/SBs/1602/13.jpg

gershy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

over wide crispy taco shells

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 5 January 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

unripe or out of season tomatoes

^^^ hate this

get bent, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

black olives (i know everyone will disagree with me on this)

get bent, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

to make it more thread-specific, finding black olives in an otherwise perfectly good greek salad, antipasto, etc.

get bent, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

I hate black olives too

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

mealy fruit

remy bean, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

unripe avocados

bell_labs, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

ugh, yeah.

overcooked broccoli as garnish.

"off" cilantro that tastes of soap.

big floppy flour tortillas.

basket of recycled bread.

remy bean, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

hot things cold, cold things warm

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

98% sirloin burger (wtf LA)

remy bean, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

"How you guys doing?" "What can I get for you guys?" "You guys need anything?" Meal okay, guys?" "Dessert menu, guys?"

remy bean, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

HARD RICE

J0rdan S., Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

dubiously cleaned silverware #1A

J0rdan S., Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

"iced" coffee that's just watered-down hot coffee

get bent, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

getting pepsi when you ask for coke

-- ian, Saturday, January 5, 2008 8:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

south carolina in a nut shell

latebloomer, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

having the wrong hot sauce

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 5 January 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

too much dill

s1ocki, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

non-heinz ketchup

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

18% gratuity automatically added

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

every noun on menu modified by at least three adjectives

gratuitous use of foreign languages instead of more descriptive terms like "mashed potatoes"

these aren't really breakers, just annoying i guess

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

when the ketchup has the water run out of it after being in the fridge

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

you can just shake the bottle you lazypants.

ian, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

I FORGET

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

when the cholula bottle has too much dried-up cholula crusted onto the rim of the spout and it flakes off everywhere when you open up the wooden sphere cap

iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 January 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

cracking a chicken fetus into the frying pan

ian, Sunday, 6 January 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

that's a Meal breaker but a Boner maker

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 January 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

canned mushrooms are the worst.

EGGSHELLS IN MY EGGS.

Yerac, Sunday, 6 January 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

fennel seed.

gr8080, Sunday, 6 January 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

cracking a chicken fetus into the frying pan

-- ian, Sunday, January 6, 2008 12:02 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

has that ever happened to you? so gross!

latebloomer, Sunday, 6 January 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

and did you eat it

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

ants

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 6 January 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

There's a few foods that taste better with Pepsi than Coke but I forget what they are.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

guys, regular pepsi is better than regular coke but diet coke is better than regular pepsi. i thought everyone knew this. i had "coca cola pork ribs" yesterday at robert redford's new sundance theater bar.

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

diet soda is disgusting

bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

diet coke is better than DIET pepsi

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

whatevs, bell_labs. diet coke is like god.

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

are they phasing out diet coke? i hardly see it anywhere anymore. i asked my local convenience store lady why she didnt have any and she just shrugged and said "coke guy just stopped bringing it"

sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

regular pepsi is better than regular coke
^ RONG

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

diet doctor pepper is better than both of 'em.

remy bean, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

COKE ZERO IS THE FUTURE

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

they are not phasing out diet coke, but it is now splitting shelf-space with coke zero

remy bean, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

btw you couldnt pay me to drink diet coke but i think the can is pretty

sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

soda is disgusting

Mr. Que, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

Mr. Que > Soda

remy bean, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

regular coke is too sweet for cocktails. real men drink diet coke.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/nicholsonsplitDM0907_468x303.jpg

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

i don't really drink soda, but diet coke is pretty good w/a burger. diet vanilla coke was the best soda.

Jordan, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

chaki is a good example of what california can do to destroy the mind of an otherwise healthy man.

ian, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

i really can't stand artificial sweetners. they taste like going to the dentist.

bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

its an acquired taste.

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

Ban "yerac"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

yerac otm! also people who order diet coke and snooty vodka

bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

it you really don't want to get fat, drink it straight, pussy

bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

ugh, I would never mix vodka and coke

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

ok I might, but it would be "well"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

but diet cola tastes better with booze than regular cola. its not as sweet. people who drink a lot know this.

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

i once drank jim beam and rootbeer, not as bad as you would think

bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ my idea

ian, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

whisky goes best with ginger ale.

Noise Board Moderator, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

chaki you got that cocktail advice from patrick bateman aka brett easton ellis, just admit it

elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

whiskey goes best with two ice cubes in a tall glass.

ian, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

ian 8080

elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

unless it is like canadian mist whiskey in which case plz to mix that shit

elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

Noise Board Moderator is chaki!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

he wishes

bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

yah i logged in to vote goths in worst subculture poll sorry :/

Noise Board Moderator, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

people who used to order diet soda with alcohol, i just wanted to slap across the face with a wet towel and then make them tip me.

Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

that seems a just a bit judgmental.

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

noize board is a judgement-free zone

n/a, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

haven't they done studies about the weird addictive effects of diet soda and how it leads to depression.

Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

booze: not addictive and does not lead to depression!

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

i was against vodka and coke until my one hand russian neighbor was always giving me plastic cups of it over the fence.

Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

yeah but we all know know booze is bad for you and makes you take off your pants in public places.

Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

vodka and coke is great. ive been drinking vodka and formula 50 vitamin water a lot.

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

i think i am biased against diet soda because i had to live with a girl that would drink a can of it 5 times a day and she slept until 5pm and then went back to bed at 11pm and eventually had to drop out of school. plus it tastes like retired ladies in track suits.

Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

it's an acquired taste.

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

ugh, I would never mix vodka and coke

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, January 7, 2008 11:36 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is the only thing i will drink

sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

when i was younger all my dad drank was diet soda, and whenever i refused to have any he would try to convince me that diet soda and regular soda tasted the same.

when i lived with the depressed diet coke girl I kind of started to like the taste, but then I stopped drinking it and went back to thinking it was disgusting.

Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

plus it tastes like retired ladies in track suits.

this is a pretty close description. of course for some that might be like tasting the future ie paris hilton 2055

sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

im into g-milfs i guess

chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

hott

sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

most ingredients identifiable as Costco products

gr8080, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)


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