What belongs in "everything" bagel?

I don't understand bagels with crappy little seeds....

apricot jam and cream cheese.

I don't understand bagels with crappy little seeds....

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, January 7, 2008 5:27 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^ March4nt???

http://www.vi-r-us.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/infinity.jpg

I understand sesame seeds but I think I just hate seeds. This stems from my dad eating in his car all the time. Kinda gross to have a LAYER of seeds on the floor

seeds are gross on bagels. salt is the best bagel

if they didn't have seeds, they wouldn't have everything

they are a symbol of new life

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Mug_and_Torus_morph.gif

the best bagel is pumpernickel.

Anyone ever actually fail a drug test for poppy seeds?

Do they make sourdough bagels with salt? I'd like that

I don't understand bagels with crappy little seeds....

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, January 7, 2008 9:27 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goyim

sesame seeds = new life
poppy seeds = inevitability of death
salt = sadness
garlic = joy
onion = tastes good

= everything

Chaki, did you even eat bagels growing up?

whabout caraway?

Hint:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_bagel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_Montreal

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1268/1184490789_5cec05eb9f.jpg

someone add triceratreetops to that wiki.

There is only one band I like on that list :(

I guess I like Stars too?

Chaki, did you even eat bagels growing up?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, January 7, 2008 9:34 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

what are you even talking about i grew up across the street from western bagel and went to chabad camp for years.

I didn't know they had bagels in California

western bagel not so good

are you out of your mind?

possibly but i’m still not a fan of their bagels

sesame and poppy seeds are the best bagel toppings

yes this is correct

garlic also wins

salt is salty, so what

poppy seeds = inevitability of death

sweet release.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/hills/6396/poppies.jpg

I think JBR needs to resolve this as a bicoastal hebrew

sesame seeds = new life
poppy seeds = inevitability of death
salt = sadness
garlic = joy
onion = tastes good

if this really is what's on an everything bagel then that is awesome
they don't seem to offer them here tho
(triceratreetops will be on the wiki when we release an ep for real. we are actually in process of doing!)

NO EVERYTHING BAGELS IN CANADA??? CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

why did i not get bagel for lunch ;_;

salt bagel is a sign of completely-dopey-unsophisticated-salt-addiction a la nabisco or enrique

Kenan, I am on a high sodium diet due to a biological condition.

i remember visiting a college that had cafeteria bagels that tasted like wonder bread. total deal breaker, didn't even apply.

there should be sour cream and onion bagels

i remember visiting a college that was in connecticut. deal breaker.

there are sour cream and onion bagel chips.

salt, sesame, poppy, garlic, onion A++++++++++

the thicker the coast the better. top AND bottom if possible.

everything but fennel seed.

Ketchup bagels

haha
dill pickle bagels

Asiago cheese bagels

onion
garlic
poppy seeds
sesame seeds
SALT yes jon you rite
that is all

LOL apricot jam everything! so good.

don't they have asiago cheese bagels at panera? someone gave my mother a gift bagel assortment from there a while back and there were, like, apple streusel bagels and parmesan crisp bagels and such.

they have asiago cheese bagels at au bon pain

asiago cheese bagels are basically inescapable these days

That's okay because they're DELICIOUS. Not quite as good as the Cheddar and Herb bagels from that place in Muskegon, but close.

The problem is that the baked goods at like Starbucks and (I'm guessing) Au Bon Pain usually suck, at least the bagels. Bready, bland, stale...

i cannot abide the asiago cheese bagel

ive actually never met a dude who loves one or a chick who doesnt ¯\(°_0)/¯

Cheddar and Herb bagels from that place in Muskegon

you are such a shiksa!

All I know is that a cheddar & herb bagel toasted with butter and a cup of milky tea is like heaven. Also: involves at least three dairy products.

xp ha!

All the dudes at my workplace love the asiago bagels, at least the Panera ones that are occasionally sitting around at work.

Is the Panera franchise that widespread? It's one of those yuppie deli-like chains that bakes their bread stuff in-house. I think it's the expansion of St. Louis Bread Company or somesuch.

Oh c'mon, Lauren, baked goods are pareve anyway, you can put tons of cheese on them!

the panera franchise is everrrrywhere in the suburbs, and i think it just popped up in the last 2 or so years? but i have never seen one in nyc.

i have never had an asiago cheese bagel. the only "unconventional" bagel i enjoy is french toast from the bagel store in williamsburg.

one time i was hungover and got bacon and egg on a french toast bagel, which was not a good idea. sadly.

wtf is french toast bagel? egg bagel + cinnamon?

one time i was hungover and got bacon and egg on a french toast bagel, which was not a good idea. sadly.

-- bell_labs, Monday, January 7, 2008 8:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

have you ever had a mcgriddle?

no, but that was kind of what i was going for.

panera sux, my mom loves it. she goes there with people from work to "go over proofs" aka gossip about crappy suburban life.

this one weirdo tried to me and zack and our buddy to rent his house, and was like "and the best part is? we're only a 15-min walk to panera bread"

oh but panera is classic for how all the people ive ever known to work there call it PANTERA BREAD