old ----> new

dr morbius is soooooooo not like kate.

we'll leave that up to the viewers at home

morbs isn't a drama queen or a self-righteous anglophile nutjob!

i guess he's not an anglophile

not all at the same time, i guess

xpost

morbs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kate

"dirty dronerock boys" vs wanting to fuck the chinese dude from american pie

i posted with dr. morbius; i knew dr. morbius; i've met dr. morbius. dr. morbius is no kate st. claire.

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

there is a chinese dude in american pie?

yes, i think he was called Long Duk Dong

what is it with the braindead Georgia trolls on these boards?

oooOOOOOO sexy giiirrrlfriiend

looks like you're fighting this one by yourself, e.

noise ----> bicycle board

They both hate stoners!

I love the sinner, hate the sin

I can think of better nominees for new Kate

please share

POLL^^^

has andtwat always been the resident redneck homophobe? Is that why blount had to disappear (redundancy)?

everything seems to be in order here ill move on

Morbs hatin the southerners

morbs do you enjoy the lively news broadcasts of nancy grace?

i don't think morbs has even seen that movie he and ethan are fighting about

we don't fight about movies. only the Moldy Peaches.

what about the comedy stylings of ellen degeneres?

http://www.gaymusicusa.com/apps/store/images/big/TourCover200.jpg

i'm going homo
what could i say
we're living in babylon today
i'm going all the way to miami
goin' homo today

As a casual bystander, I find morbs usually hilarious

threads you dont want to click on:

# no pants subway ride [Started by Dr Morbius, last updated Yesterday] 22 new answers

watercooler -----> zing crew

true

old -----> really old

watercooler -----> zing crew

-- caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:57 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Gushing praise

o_O

(Morbs, if reacting negatively to any and all criticism of black leaders being dismissed as "house nigger" accusations by people who don't have any practical experience as to precisely how offensive that behavior is is a prime example of the closed Harvard-educated mind, then yes my mind is sealed shut. Feel free to continue being a dick who publicly disapproves of anything that isn't white and/or gay; it's funny.)

-- Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, April 28, 2006 12:15 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

morbs' tics >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dan perry

There's no Chinese dude in American Pie.

korean dude

GAYSIAN

Feel free to continue being a dick who publicly disapproves of anything that isn't white and/or gay

roffle

dan perry is boring

i mean, not boring like uneventful but boring like predictable naughty joke

he's like the "car talk" of ilx but with vaginas instead of cars

thats kind of otm but i like car talk

and dan perry, by extension

hey guys i didnt post that to nominate dan perry for sainthood just loling at morbz dis

car talk, dan perry, jokes my dad makes, all in the same universe

all these things are better than strgn.

thanks

you are all my favorite

<3

aw

Would the more predictable response be "No, please continue nominating me for sainthood," or "THANKS FOR DRAGGING UP BEEF FROM TWO YEARS AGO"? I'd like to make sure expectations are being met.

A ROUND OF SANDY VAGINAS FOR THE HOUSE BARTENDER

will John Justen and Fluffy Bear Drink drink a Sandy Vagina?

SANDY VAGINA

1 shot vodka
1 tsp cod liver oil
1 tsp sugar

Shake without ice and serve in shot glass.

eww lol

ok ok you got me

it is fun to say vagina

SANDY VAGINA

3 shots vodka
1 Tbsp coarse sea salt
1 Piece of sand paper

Mix salt and vodka. Rub sandpaper on exposed genitals, dunk into/pour over crotch.

I don't think JJ and FB are going to do that!

So... today I was taking a walk through my neighborhood, feeling sentimental about all the great, weird, fascinating old records I've found this year, things that have just made me marvelously happy if only for the joy of discovering that they existed. I was deep in thought, as I usually am when I go out walking -- those trips around the neighborhood with my Walkman have generated the fodder for some of my best writing. When I came to my senses, I found myself right in front of a stoop sale. There was a box of records, and sitting at the start of the pile was -- holy mother of a cratedigging god -- an Israeli pressing of Eurovision '79. For a dollar. I'm gonna have fun with this. ----> today i had a really good banana walnut macrobiotic gelato (chaya calls it "m lato"). the banana made it very sweet and creamy.

JJ and FB will choose to ignore gbx recipe, jury still out on first suggestion.

FB made some fucking thing on monday that he called the "State of the Union" that was a jagbomb made out of gin and berry cisco, so i don't think anything (not involving genitals) is really off the table for discussion.

gonna pour (and rub) me a sandy vajayjay this weekend (in honour of dan). i need the cure.

Ethan is not a homophobe. We've had phone sex at least twice during his "dry spells" when he was trying to listen to Obie Trice

Vik, you have been missed

― Jewish Lager (k3vin k.), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 2:17 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

Jewish Lager = Lagerfeld!

I've been wanting to make that joke somewhere.

r.i.p. Vic

SANDY VAGINA

1 shot vodka
1 tsp cod liver oil
1 tsp sugar

Shake without ice and serve in shot glass.

nope. still have not done this.

we should do this for everyone on ILX

mike taylor --> pipecock
pappawheelie ---> mike taylor
rockist scientist ---> pappawheelie

old chaki (funny stoner)>>>>>>>>>>>new chaki (dick troll)

spic ---> bi-hindu ???? am i doing this right

There's no Korean dude in American Pie either.

there is, but what the hell are you talking about

looool @ tuom reviving the thread just to say that

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

all time fav post

It's like Dukes of Hazzard, but on the internet

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0476226/

If you're referring to this dude, Kusatsu sounds Japanese to me.

kusastsu is an american, tuomas

this holiday season, see an american, tuomas

Yeah, I know he's American (and so is his character in AP), but I thought "Korean dude" was a reference to his ethnic background, not his nationality.

i think he's from Hawaii

this season, see a hawaiian korean, tuomas

Seriously lolling over here guys, way to go!

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 12:47 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

massive lols

― ksh, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 12:49 PM (1 minute ago)

i don't think morbs has even seen that movie he and ethan are fighting about

― bell_labs, Monday, January 7, 2008 2:46 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the more things change

hahaha kevin

so true

i thought 'ilxor' was some kind of weird contrarian dude and ksh is like straight-ahead indie bro?

i'm pretty sure that ilxor started as a straight-ahead indie bro posting about concerts in austin, tx

humble beginnings...

entertaining thred

itt: classic morbius post

Dr. Morbius Threats of Violence Poll Nominations Thread

bo jackson overdrive---->ballistic

ballistic is just the tip of the iceberg
http://www.goodnewsaboutgod.com/studies/political/newworld_order/images/trilateral.jpg

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

who is wharfrat? and is La Lechera someone who used to be someone else, or just a post new in the last few years?