you just freaked out our director of LOLs

IT'S A NEW ERA

this doesn't have the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'

you're doing it wrong

final lolution is from november 2007 and was started by the ex-girlfriend of a poster who doesn't even post on the noize board anymore. time to fucking move on!

new mod has spoken

something chilling about the phrase "the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'"

that "Uncharted Zone" channel PP posted a video from in the last thread is a tresure trove:

my beardo bros will be digging the breakdown at the end^^

I'm not saying we don't need a new thread

I'm saying this is not that thread

i'm sorry but the director of sales meme needs to be honored. please send in a request in writing why your opinion should matter.

please attach a curriculum vitae with your noise board history as well

something chilling about the phrase "the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'"

― s1ocki

perhaps you have another notion of how to solve the 'excelsior question'?

our director of LOLs ?

how did "excelsior" start? I only know it as the poems and the simpsons thing

can i be pointed to orig director of sales freakout plz

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6977/wryyyyyynguin1fr.gif

artillerist

― artillerist (artillerist), Saturday, March 4, 2006 1:48 AM (2 years ago)

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/excelsior-rag-by-joseph-lamb.jpg

first known published zing--zings were called rags back in the 19th century, FYI

our director of LOLs ?

― eman, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 4:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i will change it to this post haste, when given the powers that are rightly mine

can i be pointed to orig director of sales freakout plz

check final lolution

:)

ok! that's delightful thank you cutty.

Phil Thomas Katt's Myspace page

is he blind?

1986: Faked my death as a publicity stunt on KATTLINE, Then Released my first album, "Nine Lives" by coming back to life with a big Promotional campaign including appearances at skating rinks and record stores.

lol one of the two songs he has in the music player is called "Share Your Woman With Me"

dont want her forever
just an hour or two
just need some good lovin'
then i'll bring her right back to you

"if you knew why he was eccentric... you'd sympathize"

Mark Gormley Tribute Thread

I found the first clip from a friend's profile on arkansasrockers.com. How the hell did that thread coincidentally get started 12 hours before?

Some Gormley synchronization going on here.

i'm sorry but the director of sales meme needs to be honored. please send in a request in writing why your opinion should matter.

you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

please attach a curriculum vitae with your noise board history as well

if you insist

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/FullTextSearchControllerServlet?terms=edward+iii&offset=0&searchtype=id&startdate=&enddate=&artefact=messages&idtype=displayname&sortorder=Descending&boardid=60

i was kidding, i'm not reading that

maybe I should just repost it all here in this thread for yr ease of perusal

maybe you should STFU

maybe

who was who's ex again

jon and ian used to do it

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

^^^ somebody made a terrible mistake

we need to bring noise board back in 2009

nu-noize

vahid, i think ian just doesn't post to noize anymore. but really, who does?

bell labs is his ex, btw. sadface

i miss jess. is he still around?

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

jess is gone too i think

nu³noize in 2009

do you have a vision for the new face of noize cuz im not sure what its supposed to be anymore

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

i have a vision

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:52 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

ian is ian, he still posts on ilm.

who locked final lolution?

i did!

awesome! here are some other noize threads you can get started on locking

leonardo
uppers
o_O posts
movies!
truth bombs
zing

boy it would be a shame if you got banned

edward III, i appreciate your enthusiasm. those threads don't expire. EXCELSIOR/LOL threads do and always have on ILX. you'll get over it. i'm being polite here.

the guy said AMBALAMPS, that is FUNNY

it's not fucking RACIST

Whiney is pretty much OTM here. There is a bunch of ugly racial shit that happens before the violence that renders the violence unfunny; glossing over that for your lols suggests very strongly that you should reacquaint yourself with social norms.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/party-hat.jpg?w=500&h=375

i've not seen this so i'm just gonna go look at christina hendrick's on the WS thread for a while instead. g'luck usa

THE DUDE HAS GOT A MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD AND JUST GOT HIS ASS KICKED, YES, HE IS TALKING FUNNY.

RASCIST?....IF U WANT IT TO BE..AND CLEARLY U DO.

SO KEEP SPITTIN CRAZE INTERNET WEIRDO

I can barely understand half of what is said pre-fight. Agree though that old dude seems like jerk.

sorry, i don't agree dan, you think that is reason to ban me from the boards?

see you when your temp ban wears off, ddb

xp: Yes actually, I think posting racist bullshit and going "lol this is funny" is a reason to ban someone from the boards.

ok, let's play "let's ignore what is going on on the internet today"

the video itself is not racist, you either find it funny or you don't. whether you react to the video feeling you just saw racial violence is obviously a personal thing. i see an old dude getting punched and defending himself. i'm done.

lol splattered blood

cutty, my problem is not that it exists, it's that you posted HEY GUYS THIS BLACK DUDE GETS HIS ASS WHIPPED LOLOLOLLOLOLORRIFIC!!!!111 in the thread we usually use to post funny dog pictures and make fun of tuomas

the video is a video, YOU'RE the one who gave the context of "LOL"

yeah it's just me whiney

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/do-not-fuck-with-old-white-guys/#more-13844

Yeah but cutty that guy posts on St0rmfr0nt.

sorry, how could i forget Street Boners who certainly don't have a long, well-documented history of ironic racism. You gonna link me to Jim Goad next, cankles?

The fact that streetbonersandtvcarnage.com thought it was funny completely negates that it's video of two people saying ugly racial shit to each other that ends with one of them beating the other one up.

Oh wait, no it doesn't.

yeah it's just me whiney

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/do-not-fuck-with-old-white-guys/#more-13844

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:52 (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Old white guys rule. Apparently a crazy unabomber beard and a t-shirt that says “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” on it weren’t enough to deter this Ludacris impersonator from getting in old dude’s face. That and the fact that gramps is old enough to remember lynching black people IRL. Gotta pick your battles, Luda. Pick your battles.

whether you react to the video of a white guy and black guy in a heated racial argument that erupts in violence feeling you just saw racial violence is obviously a personal thing.

haven't seen this vid, i feel obligated to now, great.

but lol@ using gavin mcinnes to defend the non-racist content of something.

i will watch this video later at home and let you all know if it is racist or not.

oh is gav macinnes behind tvcarnage? why am i not surprised?

but lol@ using gavin mcinnes to defend the non-racist content of something.

that was a joke

welp, guess i've missed a turn somewhere then

i still find the video amusing. i will no longer discuss it here.

and the rest of you that are offended, truly sorry, but you don't have to read my thread on my board.

masonic cutty

oh, i wanted to leave you guys with this

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/chinatown-bus-fight

some people see black and white
some people see 2 assbackward east bay idiots

god bless the AC Transit

BAY AREA PUBLIC TRANSIT IS 94/7 DONNEYBROOK FISTICUFFS

last month 3 people got stabbed on the muni by some crazy dude, i totally forgot which ethnicity everybody was which I apologize for because that seems to be more important than stupid people doing stupid things i guess.

race comes before intelligence i guess

so much for no longer discussing it

enjoy your vacation

Thread lived up to its title today.

Dan Perry, you should be ashamed of yourself.

http://www.effyeah.com/radicalmiraclescometrue/Dancing_banana_65x70.gif

Eh, not really.

this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners

on the plus side, i was not aware that "pink fucks" had entered the vernacular

race. always coming before intelligence. if only those two gentlemen of indeterminable ethnic origin could have been post-racial like me, there might not have been a violent altercation. *sighs, posts image macro with lyrics to "black betty" by ram jam*

This thread is like the end of Reservoir Dogs.

hahahaha

is it ok to eat cheese now?

more like:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7373/pulpge7.jpg

Way to overreact, HI DERE.

oh god i had forgotten that jim goad every existed. thanks for nothing thread.

I gotta say the what's on that lady's iPod question is the only "what's on x's ipod" that's ever made me laff.

can we collectively all dial the invective and venom back just a tad and take further discussion on this to IMP, as that's what it's there for:
Damage Control on divergence of humor wrt to AC Transit fight.
new topic plz, so this thread don't get locked.

I accidentally deleted my bookmark on this thread & attempted to load the whole thing & yeah.. Let's just say that the time is right for a new LOL thread. My two cents, anyway.

I think "Damage Control on divergence of humor wrt to AC Transit fight" is as good a title as any for a new LOL thread.

Damage ContrLOLz