SOCKSPOTTING 2009

spot the sock

Brohan Hari = chaki, right?

Thought Brohan was a Britishes but I can#t remember why right now.

because Brohan Hari is a stupid name, probably

johan hari joeks, it's a guardian thing

i thought brohan was nrq, but nrq is back

you think he is british because of hari asshurt who pissed himself on ILE

me too, temp name?
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Nah, Brohan posted something yesterday that was definite Britishes Interest knowledge. I did think s/he was quitney for a while.

Defend the really indefensible: the Nazis

even the name brohan hari is britishes interest shit.

damn my sock radar is way off

need to define sock a bit, someone changing their name - sometimes out of necessity ;) not the same as poster creating a new persona for lulz

pretty sure it would be both for chaki

Good luck (in working out who or who isn't a sockpuppet) usa

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/ballsmccormick/being-john-malkovich-001-1.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/3122878080_d5c9e8538c_o.gif

weak arms, tired muscles, no upper body strength

This is less of a sock than a name-change, but I am wondering if "u s steel" is k3rry dymaxi4? The same strident, slightly paranoid tone, defensive of catholicism, chi based, argumentative.

I'm being a big jaymc.xls but she was a bit of a car crash.

a bit, not a big, haha.

what thread?

There's a couple: the school of 7 bells one is particularly bizarre , and the Martin Luther King day thread had some weirdy paranoid defenses of cathlics and race that kind of came out of nowhere. On both this person seems to totally read shit into things other ppl are saying that sooooo isnt there, classic schiz behav.

fsckin spacebar busted, making me type like a tard.

yeah, that poster on the mlk thread was bonkers

I'm pretty sure Trayce is OTM, sadly.

dope scope trayce

Glad its not just me! I thought I was projecting heh.

Oh! I read that. It's definitely her, but it was at least mostly on-topic argument and defensiveness and whatever, and not anything too ring-the-alarm troubling right now.

Dave Matthews is seriously underrated on ilx. Kinda like "should I give grateful dead a chance?" lolz. People on some serious issues in this place

― I'm the best maaaayne, I did it (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:49 PM (1 hour ago)

I don't understand that quote myself. I think The Grateful Dead are awesome (and have posts somewhere that back me up)

i have some posts that prove why dave matthews band is so bad and hated

my problem is that everyone has their "spot the sarcasm" glasses on and I get misunderstood

no i was (jokingly) accusing you of being shakey mo, hence the bolded type

Shakey Lorax

shakey lo collier i was gonna say

que, you and i are like the magnetic poles

i'll be the south pole to your north pole, LJ

kept apart by a world's breadth, but irreversibly attracted

eventually, our "poles" will. . . switch

get a room

tehresa would you like to be our. . . equator

nah imo she shd be our international date line

sarahel's gonna be jealous

(j/k)

what made me write lolz in the orginal post was the idea that there is a stan of _x_ and a stan of hating _x_ and how both of them, said and done, are equally a stan.

― I'm the best maaaayne, I did it (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:07 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

another great meme up in flames.

btw i was brohan hari.

(j/k)

― mookieproof, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 12:20 PM (1 minute ago)

you better be!

whois history mayne

i'm the best mayne. i did it.

Timezone Europe/London

yeah cant believe that no one noticed this guy took the female name of some retarded aphex twin side project and magically extrapolated that it was a dude *eyes roll back in head so far i die*

if we give kenan a nudge in that direction it might make for some good year-end lols

lol?

some retarded aphex twin side project

hey now. the tuss was quite good.

*comes back from dead eyes still rolled back in head* sorry for insulting karen tregaskin *shakes head, dies*

lol

great job new poster "karen tregaskin," u killed max

seriously, great job

we are v. appreciative

rip my greatest sockpuppet

*lies in coffin, eyes rolled back in head, exasperated rictus*

am looking forward to zombie max's posts

guys sockspotting 2009 will be over soon. i look forward to another decade of spotting socks with y'all.

*put pennies on max's eyes*

*puts balls on max's nose*

*lies dead with pennies on eyes and balls on nose*

*enters room, steals pennies*

*steals max's gf*

*listens to bright eyes by art garfunkel and thinks about how in some ways max was a bit like a rabbit*

*passes the doob back to estela*

*jams out epic guitar solo to celebrate max's life*

\~~/

*videotapes Sting's eulogy, uploads it to YouTube*

guys, i'm still standing here with my balls on max's nose

*videotapes Sting sucking on Cutty's balls*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7rI9Qqay-E

*takes a photo of cutty and max and draws a speech bubble on it of max saying 'dont stand so close to me'*

*is dead*

can't say I'm surprised to hear of max's death, apparently dude was double morbidly obese?

*considers getting que and estela's tape and photo to sell to the necrofatty fetish market*

*sends hearse away, places call for moving truck*

shit my train home for xmas just got delayed by half an hour so i log on to see this!

sorry, max are you butthurt coz i'm not a chick or are you butthurt coz i'm not the aphex twin? lol

though seriously - if i really were the aphex twin, wouldn't denying my - i mean his - identity be the most twinny thing to do?

uh yeah. suppose i should explain. i used to post here a couple of years ago under my own name but i guess no one really paid any notice to yet another boring 30-something blogger talking about how much they love idm or whatever. i came back here to lurk a couple of months ago coz i liked reading the end of year/decade lists and stuff and i know lots of music journalists posts here. first thread i read was that big clusterfuck thread about the p4k best of the decade and people were talking about how there were no chicks on any of the lists and that was coz there were no chick reviewers or something and about how, like, people treat chicks differently. i thought this was total bullshit coz i don't treat people any differently if they're a man or a woman and the chick obviously had some massive chip on her shoulder so i decided to log on but with a female name this time and see if anyone did treat me any differently

funny thing is people have actually been alot friendlier to me as "karen" then they were two years ago when i was originally posting and i've got otm more and excelsiored twice so i dunno what that says

anyway sorry i wasn't doing it to be malicious i was just kinda curious and it was an experiment. i honestly thought someone would call me out in 3 posts

*digs max up*

*harvests organs*

*gets the smelling salts and defib pads*

*explains to karen tregaskin that once someone is dead their butt never hurts ever again*

i want to believe

yeah I ws having a nice enough time just imagining aphex twin was a normal dude

suggest ban

ok, a mod can just erase that post up there if you want to carry on the illusion

though seriously - if i really were the aphex twin, wouldn't denying my - i mean his - identity be the most twinny thing to do?

but estela surely hell is the biggest butthurt of them all or is max an atheist

afx twin fanfic

people have actually been alot friendlier to me as "karen" then they were two years ago when i was originally posting

I think that's more to do with ILX and especially ILM becoming a lot more tolerant over the last couple of years, particularly as a lot of the serious aggro posters have gone.

choose a female username is like choosing the female in an RPG. you just don't do it.

i always play as a female named "luna"

haven't you ever gone on irc chat and pretended to be a woman?

you wanna talk lols you get these men getting really excited and talking about wanking over you and it's like DUDE if you actually knew you were really talking to some hairy cornish bloke who's laughing himself sick over this... but the joke's probably on me coz it's probably really some lush bird just pretending to be a man at the other end

just me then huh? i'll get me coat.

ah! i think my train is finally boarding now

*puts penis away*

*gets me coat*

*Removes Bookmark from this Thread*

*rests in peace furiously*

*raises from the dead*

*removes cuttys balls from nose*

karen tregaskin i am not butthurt, i thought it was funny that you thought it was funny that everyone assumed you were a woman, when in fact, you chose a womans name, so it is not that weird that everyone assumed you were a chick, because no one knows who the "tuss" is except for you and british people and apparently cutty who gchatted me about it for some reason, that is all, i hope we will be friends forever, and never let this come between us

*places cuttys balls gently on nose*

*rolls eyes back in head*

*dies*