fyi, i am working from hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxx7mgUMIHA

my boss is on "THE WARPATH" today
possibly THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

yesterday they were talking about microwaving babeies

are bitches in mortal danger?

i wanted my boss to maybe fall off a cliff this morning, but i don't really want anything bad to happen to her (she all right)

<3 my boss, it's the rest of the office that drives me crazy

Are you guys "synced" with yr female coworkers? (tmi?)

http://www.dhushara.com/paradoxhtm/homo/strike.jpg

i most certainly am not "synced" with any of my coworkers
strictly business over here

i synched up by december with one of them... but that's because we not only work together, we sat in 5 classes a week and had many long train rides together as well.

fyi

ugh delete

http://louisjagger.ytmnd.com/

^ the only way for men to be "in sync"

you guys dont have to post everything sheesh

STOP FUCKING WHISTLING

I don't understand why some editors are exempt from submitting anything CORRECTLY and CONSISTENTLY. The one I want to strangle is like 8 years younger than me and a total flake, she is not someone I should be tip-toeing around and yet...the intermediary in our chain of command won't make her heel....?? DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

my boss apologized to me for yelling at me when i did not read her mind earlier, which i appreciated.

but right now there are 2 maintenance dudes in the office across the hall be really fucking loud and chatting and whistling and i would like it if they would keep it down </so not noize>

they keep starting sentences with "i said to him, i said..."

isn't it time to leave?

too much left to doooo
i will work until it is time to drink

this is my plan for the next 2 weeks til we finish our reforecast...work...drink...work

My plan is just to make everyone hate me by starting to force issues around here. Jesus Christ. We have been taking up slack for years.

DEER BEER...

http://www.canadiancontent.net/images/people/picture/The-Kids-in-the-Hall.jpg

TEMP!!!

working in sales on last day of month = HELL

working in sales on last day of month = hell

my boss just asked me to stay until 11 and i dont know if she was joking or not :(

D:

i do not work in sales btw but i used to
it succccccccccccked sorry burrito dude

fuck a getting into work at 8:55 and finding out meeting is cancelled

i hear ya bells. sales is the suck!

our department is going out to lunch today!

i am drinking peppermint schnapps with my coffee right now!

guys do I leave early today and ditch out of this company with a final timecard reading the usual 40 or do I pretend there is a real need for me to stick around for my entire shift and make them pay me 3.5 in overtime?

how do i gte a new job

pee in a cup

fill out a W-4

depends on options for fun, tomboto, na klar

srsly
do i use recruiter? where do i get one? i dont know any people in my field or "network"

if only it were as easy to find sexy ladies as it was for me to meet linkedin recruiters

yeah really. I post my junk on monster et al and I spend the next two weeks getting eight voicemails a day, with eventual trickle down to two a day after six weeks. If I reposted the same stuff today it'd start all over again.

lol my resume must suck

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
Also, I would like to talk with you about a position I currently have available... I have a client in need of a senior-level PHP5 developer to help create and maintain new content and functionality for both internal and external web sites. This is an open source-friendly, Mac OS-X GNU/Linux environment, and the position allows 100% remote work- your home office can be located anywhere. Please let me know if you're interested- if not, please still connect with me on LinkedIn; I am an IT Recruiter with positions nationwide and in Europe.

i had a recruiter find my work phone number in the n¥u people dir and call me claiming that she couldn't add/mail me (bs).

Fortunately my spam filter knew she was spam!

…

Basically, I am working with a client that we have been working with for a few years. Originally, we worked with them when they were M3OW M1X.

o_O
…

We have been w0rking this company called $$REDACTED$$$, a CN3T for p3ts if you will. It was started by the former CEO of M3OW M1X-- they sold M3OW M1X for a cool 500 million--
and started this c0mpany with a lot of m0ney backing it up.

o_O
…

I know what they are lo0king for at this point and its really someone that adds to the gr0up rather than simply puts out f1res. This is somoene who wants to use OOP/PHP to its fullest and learn from s0me incredibly technically savy guys-- they don't mess around-- you are going to be a full on contributor--this is not your run of the mill w3b dev spot.

- experience working with a variety of php frameworks (CakePHP, Savant, Symfony, etc. - you won't know ours, but knowledge of others will help a lot)

DRUDGE SIREN ^

They are located in Seca\_/sus NJ. There is a bus at P0rt A\_/thority that will take you there in about 14-25 minutes-- its only 8.5 miles outside the NYcity.

PHP: $$A NUMBER LESS THAN 15K+ WHAT I MAKE NOW-A REALLY HIGH NUMBER THAT THEY'D NEVER OFFER LOL$$ base – no bonus – participation in equity of sale of REDACTED

Sr. PHP developer at LOLOLOL LLC

^ some "senior" developer position

A CN3T FOR PETS!!!!!

lols!!!

i am not getting job offers but lately i keep getting mail offering me magazine subscriptions at a 'professional rate' but it does not specify what profession or why they decided to offer me these "special" discounts...

a cunt for pets?

sup

t, im off too!

goodbye s@ndy, goodbye m1ke, goodbye sar@h

I have to use one of my "floaters" for the coming monday

i have that day off, too!!!
but i have to go in friday again this week (though i took yesterday off to make up for friday gree heee heee)

aslgjk why must you talk SO loudly that i am wearing headphones and can STILL hear you!??!!?

LDAP YOU SUCK
EXCHANGE YOU SUCK
THIN CLIENT YOU SUCK
PAPERLESS OFFICE LICK MY BALLS

just because the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling doesn't make it ok to yell over them all afternoon. Fuck you and your shitty office of stupid shit.

Haha that is my entire office all day every day.

This other office also seems to think its ok to have meetings in the hall. Fuck you dickwads, go to a fucking conference room

jw I'm sorry but these complaints are seriously weak

I hope nobody ever makes you work in an ops center

or a newsroom
or anywhere shit actually happens

These people have nothing to do with my job so they don't care if they're blocking the hall or stopping other people from getting work done

I don't even know what to say to that. Are you sure this isn't your first day in an office ever?

Dude, I have fucking dilated pupils right now from going to docot, give me a fucking break

LOOK I MISSPELLED DOCTOR

btw I kind of hate that it's turning into spring weather finally because it means dressing for the weather outdoors is going to be completely at odds with the climate indoors again (50°F or colder, year round!)

My office is always 80 except in the summer when it is 60

I am going to get a new pair of "rocky gloves" this weekend and pass the old ones down to my govt super because I feel sorry for his texan ass freezing in here every night

Its weird. Sometimes you guys make it sound like spending all day sitting in a swivelly rolling chair near a computer, a coffee station, and a restroom and having people around to chat with isn't even worth it.

coffee station?!?!?!? wo ist??????

I'd like to have people around to chat with who aren't a bunch of milquetoast liberal arts park slope douchebags

(I like my own team; they're theatre grads mostly and very funny/culturally on the same page as me)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2286/2ce8247920ccig6.jpg

SEE THIS LIGHT? IT SHINES SO BRIGHT. EVERYONE ELSE HAS LITTLE SHADES EXCEPT ME.

http://islandsurf.com/images/products/large/12-762_oakley_flakjacket_LG.jpg

ha u beat me :D

we think like same, you / me.

The only offices I've seen have Steve Carell in them. This is deliberate.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

one of my govt bosses slept on an army cot in his office tonight

a stagehand told me tonight that he got so drunk on his birthday last week that he slept backstage in a sleeping bag on the floor

they are providing us with free lunch for a big meeting today. unfortunately, that lunch is QUIZNOS. ugh.

i never order quiznos but someone at work gave me an extra sandwich they had yesterday and it was surprisingly good.

they had it all slathered in mayonnaise. ewwwww mayo.

also: dude in desk behind me: why do you have to provide running narration of everything you do in between bouts of carrying on ridiculously loud discussions with people 15 feet away?

tough monday.

i am working from home but it is also kind of like hell.

i skipped work all morning

1.5 weeks left.
it sucks that i am actually doing more analytical stuff that i kinda like now, but i can't spend any more time in this office of CRAZY.

"i shouldn't have ordered chinese food; i have to go to the gastro guy today."

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THIS THX

my boss came over and told me if he didn't leave he was going to kill other person in our office so now i am going to leave, too.

there's this dude that takes the shuttle with me every morning that really rubs my fur the wrong way. he walks to the bus wearing a tight, tucked in wifebeater so he doesn't sweat on his "nice" clothes. but he's got a really gross & hairy body. he's also got a really long soul patch. to top it all off, he's been wearing these lately?!

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/products/images/products/145//large.jpg

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/products/products_KSO.cfm

ahahaha

just threw up a little

fuckin san francisco

wifee just told me that her boss started writing horoscopes for their website and bases them on what she'd like her employees to be doing better at their job. this is the one boss wrote for her.

MONTHLY HOROSCOPE: MAY
You're doing great but you could be doing even better. Instead of settling for good, strive for the excellence you know you are capable of. Financial and personal growth are within your grasp but you have to make an extra effort to reach the stars. You'll have to flex your mind and muscle but you'll feel exhilarated to push yourself out of your comfort zone.
This Month's Motto: You've got the brain. You've got the brawn.

pretty fucked up and passive aggressive

that is messed up

wow that is crazy!

i just threw a bunch of POs and invoices and credit card statements across the room and said fuck it. satisfying.
the thing is we now have someone in our dept who is supposed to deal with that shit! but she's such a bitch!
uhhhhhhh

i mean if i had access to all the information and systems and whatever needed to reconcile these things, then fine, but i don't. also i am in marketing! by rights i should barely know how to use a calculator

i came in today after 2 days off. my computer's internet connection had been fucked with, which i fixed, but suddenly all my access to network files is non-existent and our "it guy" who is probably responsible for all of it is not here. he is never here.

i am now using development director's office (she's on maternity) which is kind of nice because i have my own space but i'm also not doing any work because no one can see that i'm in here goofing off. also it is freezing (even with space heater on).