I called this number three times already

this phone call today concerns hippie ernie
his woodstock brain, his acid face

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I WANNA MAKE SOME RICH GIRL CRAWL

now i like him too...i like hippie johnny

http://www.rhino.com/fun/henrydiltz/july/6big_jul.jpg

i want to take his place.

WHY ALWAY STONED?

here's your chance to make me feel awkward

i tried to cross stitch that on a pillow once, but it took too long.

I still get jealous of your old boyfriends in the suburbs sometimes

...a bleak winter night in Boston and the college scene in Boston

i'm gonna walk up the street 'cause i got nowhere else to go.

she's listening to santana records, and generally wasting her time

four oclock in the afternoon on the fenway i've got my heart in my hands

I don't want a cocaine-sniffing triumph in the bar.

ROWR @ shirtless pic

NOWADAYS I HEAR THAT THE RENTS ARE STEEP

well cambridge can be terrible in the wintertime alone and new york is no better.

It's just a brief smile crossing your face I'm running speed trials standing in place

NOW YOU NEW TANDEM-JUMPERS...WHEN THAT DOOR OPENS...YOU WILL BE SCARED.

i stay alone, eat health food at home!

JR, you're so cute when you're self-righteous.

hey, give Paris a second chance

you wonder why you're feeling rank, when you live with a guy who's in the tank

("in the tank" - what does that even mean? a drunk?)

Hahah I was just going to say:

No he don't taste the food, he's just shoveling it down

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Oh New Jersey

dumptruck, dumptruck, spare that car.
Don't you know how fine it are?

LIKE THE HEAT'S TURNED OFF AND YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILL

(on that note, there better fucking be hot water when I get home)

in the lonely financial zone, by the sea

we gotta make the secretaries feela bettuhhhhhh when they put those stamps on all the letters

i've seen isreal's arid plain, it's magnificent but SO'S MAINE

dum da dum da dum doodle dum day

I go to bakeries all day long
There's a LACK
of sweetness
in my life

"the dating bar"

after the dating bar comes the tank

if she's up there in the mornin, cookin
breakfast cereal
I'm up there borin her with my
comic material
she's there frying up
eggs and yolks
and I'm there thinkin up
ha ha jokes

Born in the fifties, lookin' so bold: Fender Stratocaster
Everything your parents hated about rock and roll: Fender Fender Fender
Twanging that twang and sounding so tough: Fender Stratocaster
And the kids in my corner they can't get enough: Fender Fender Fender

Like the wind in your hair when the top is down
Like taillights headin' for another town
Fender Stratocaster
Well there's something about that sound

Like gasoline in the sand: Fender Stratocaster
Like a motorcycle at a hotdog stand: Fender Fender Fender
Like a Dunkin Donuts in Mattapan: Fender Stratocaster
Like a Thrifty Drugs in Santa An': Fender Fender Fender

Oh the sound is thin and the sound is cheap
Like a tin can falling on a dead-end street: Fender Stratocaster
Well there's something about that sound

Well how can it sound so tough: Fender Stratocaster
And it's made to be treated rough: Fender Fender Fender
It's got the ancient Egyptian script: Fender Stratocaster
It's got the wang box from the crypt: Fender Fender Fender

Oh you shoulda known it right off the bat
One look and you know it would sound like that
Fender Stratocaster

Like gasoline in the sand: Fender Stratocaster
Like a motorcycle at a hotdog stand: Fender Fender Fender
Like a Dunkin Donuts in Mattapan: Fender Stratocaster
Like a Thrifty Drugs in Santa An': Fender Fender Fender

Oh the sound so thin that it's barely there
Like a bitchy girl who just don't care
Fender Stratocaster

Like WooWoo Ginsberg at the jukebox joint
You hear the sound and you get the point
Fender Stratocaster
Well there's something about that sound

suburban trees were out there and
consequently it
smelled like heaven

TONIGHT I'M ALL!

ALONE IN MY ROOM!

I'll go insane, if you won't
sleep w/ me I'll still
be with you
we'll be together on the astral plane

Now everybody in the bank line knows
that I've got a crush on the new teller

I'm glad someone else read the beef steak article

?

Please, of course I read the "gorging yrself on rare beef using only your hands" article.

damn you bet

haha that was a big topic at work yesterday

one guy who lives in Jersey had everyone going, believing he went to these steak things all the time, then he admitted he had never heard of it until the article

'rooming house on venice beach'

is my life

It was a rooming house on venice beach
Nice and cheap
A radiator and a sagging bed
On which to sleep
I didn't lock it
Who would want my cheap guitar
And that t-shirt in those paper bags
Naw, naw.
The ancient world was in my reach
From my rooming house on venice beach.

it was rough rough rough with ancient rustic hippie stuff

i will wait a long time if that's what it takes
but someday i wanna help your momma when she brings out the pancakes

uh-lodda, lodda, lah-duh

I go to bakeries all day long
There's a LACK
of sweetness
in my life

-- Laurel, Thursday, January 31, 2008 4:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wow i always thought it was "a LOT" yknow as a gag