alright let's do this: gabbneb vs dr morbius

u gonna get bannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned

this proves nothing

i voted for dr morbius

it's dr morbius all the way

i voted for dr morbius

i also voted for dr morbius

gabbter norbebbus

In before Mod Request Forum thread.

i could never choose

morbs is going to win btw so i cast a sympathy vote with gabb

i mean look at this dude

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1598/146/78/518366371/n518366371_1668626_237.jpg

that's how jesse ventura won xp

The poll phrasing is too vague -- am I choosing one to die, or one to see a movie with?

schef that's adorable

Who would win in a fight, maybe?

the only verb i see up there is "do" so perhaps j0rdan means intercourse

i voted dr. morbius

this is a poll of choosing - it can be about having sex or having sex while watching a movie or, as dr morbius so lovingly put once, a "killfuck"

what movie are we watching when we have sex with dr. morbius, j?

gotta be hard to see the movie while getting mu'd, tho

my guess: munich

what movie are we watching when we have sex with dr. morbius, j?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2550250610_8da286799c.jpg?v=0

i SUGGEST that you refrain from blow
job BANter gabbneb

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 5, 2009 4:13 PM Bookmark

i just love all of the SUGGESTions on this thread and even though i don't watch the show, the BANter on this thread is great.

opps, Caps LOCk is going haywire

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:36 PM Bookmark

^^what an interesting post, i suggest that people look at it closer and examine it closely. you might even say it's a real "banner" post.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, February 4, 2009 5:20 PM Bookmark

morbz is intentionally funnier/queenier and posts like "ta-TA!" or primaries thread nicknames are all real entertaining but im gonna have to put in a vote for gabb here bcz i cant really think of anyone else i know like him and end up thinking about weird aspects of him more than i should probably admit - like ok just today on the steve martin thread finding out that he only likes "king tut" for its "musical aspects" or the two coasts/blended haircut zing or his bizarro frumpy taste in girls theres just so much baffling stuff there

Good luck usa!

didn't know morbs worked in banner ad marketing

― eman, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:54 PM Bookmark

TMI, xxp

i guess this is one of those instances where i should put on the moderator hat.

VOTE WISELY, children.

his bizarro frumpy taste in girls

lol

he's a unique and special bird. do not cage him.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:15 PM (1 hour ago)

face fucking, cages, what's become of us

i guess this is one of those instances where i should put on the moderator hat.

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/hatcathat.jpg

actual lolz

Morbius = Mets, WFMU, cinema, beers, beisbol, no cellphone, <3

totally morbs

^once had to actually stand next to and listen to this dude

poor forksclovetofu

i have to stand next to and listen to gabbneb and tell you what his breath smells like

does it smell like jurisprudence

vote for the one who doesn't think Gov Paterson is real sharp

gabby is like... i don't know, dude always seems to chime in on threads where his baseline knowledge is either wikipedia or the NYT travel section.

the first thread i ever remembered him posting on (help me out if you can find this) was this thread where someone asked about driving across the GoUSA and he repeatedly posted these intricately detailed driving directions and recommendations in middle america but somewhere after his 125th post to the thread someone asked him if he'd ever taken that route and he admitted that he had never driven outside of new york state (ps: i could be remembering this wrong but i keep this in mind whenever stumbling upon his posts).

i know he's the butt of many jokes and still sticks around in spite of it so that has to be worth something.

dr. morbius hasn't seen three amigos

dr. morbius hasn't seen three amigos

or h0ly h4il!

trying to remember when I've met gabbneb and furthermore when he had to listen to me? Did this involve a trial?

i drive more in LA than NY, bro

i wonder if cutty would have found my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) 'frumpy'

what

lol... wut

xp

is she canadian?

Who has no interest in Christina Hendricks? Is that possible?

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen. Guess what I'm gonna be doing when I'm 30. Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan, awoken by the light of the rising sun that glorious island is nicknamed after. I'll gently lift myself out of bed so as not to stir my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife and go to my huge walk in closet. I'll come back out moments later wearing a really expensive italian suit. Strolling down the corridor I come into a room with glass cases full of the trophies of my achievements. I proudly look at all of them and then move into the next room, it's the room with a wall-sized HD display and walls upon walls of DVDs, mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet? Next I move into the kitchen and have my servant make me a breakfast, its usually pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, but today... lets go healthy. Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. Now I'm strolling into the living room about to make for the door so I can go out and enjoy my day at Comiket, but in the corner there I see something. I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12. I begin to turn and make for the door again but then i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw). I just laugh. And laugh and laugh. I'm laughing because the guy who was 30 when I was a 17 year old pathetic yix poster is still a yix poster, meanwhile, I'm living the literal dream. All because I shoot for the top. Deal with it, bitch. YCS.

― my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) (cankles), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

^ still one of the best things i've ever read

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious.

my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife

fyi not an accurate description of my wife

Dr. Morbius Threats of Violence Poll Nominations Thread

^lol @ heave

my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 5, 2009 5:13 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol his wife is an actress on one of those shady russian porn sites

shady russian porn sites

Why am I now imagining some Chekhovian setting next to a lake under a canopy of willow trees on a blazing summer day while some chick in garish colors gets gb'ed by dudes who look like they're Russian mafia?

Jealous yet?

ya youve basically got it, except instead of a canopy of willow trees, an apartment, and instead of a lake, a sofa, and instead of garish colors, no clothes, and instead of a blazing summer day, teenburg.com

Jealous yet?

Me? I never wear garish colors to an orgy! How gauche.

please tell me that instead of gb there are bjs

Really depends on the website and what you're willing to pay, schef.

okay, i'm still trying to figure out when I stood before a gabbneb

i really like this dude's contemporary civilized, gentlemanly, banjo-playing shtick, but he essentially admitted in the make 'em laugh thing that he started out on the forget-about-politics tip in the '70s, and it reminded me that i hate the jerk, and now i basically hold him responsible for reagan

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 1:43 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

So Sophie's Choice.

The thread title should be: "alright ltet's do this: parker posey vs barbara stanwyck

"

now THAT is offensive

Yeah, but 'The Lady Eve' Stanwyck or 'Falcon's Crest' Stanwyck?

Double Indemnity

http://blogs.gelman.gwu.edu/blogs/eckles/files/2008/11/i-voted.jpg

House of Yes vs "Thorn Birds"

You're certainly a funny poll for anybody to meet who's just been up the Amazon for a year.

http://www.cornify.com/assets/cornify.gif<script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.cornify.com/js/cornify.js";></script>

dag, yo.

eman who did you vote for

Morbs, how do you pronouce "Puyallup"? hint: http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?ggpuya01.wav=Puyallup

This will prove helpful in making my decision.

Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan

thought it said WATERSLIDE MANSION which sounds amzing

i wonder how that kid is really gonna turn out.

awoken by the light of the risibile neon sign that glorious theme park is known for

xpost

is that a yancey post... i'm not familiar with the origin

cankles posted it on ILG a few months ago idk where the repost is from

hahahaha i just realized it doesn't actually say waterslide mansion and now i'm disappointed

i know right

gabbs internalized too much ilx and has become defiant in an obtuse way. I met him many moons ago and he seeemed like a normal dude.

morbs is so over the top challops that hes not really threatening. plus he knows baseball.

how i break it down. no vote.

it's a post by sirk one of the all-time great SA trolls

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3043682

defiant in an obtuse way

i just do tit for tat, bro

but you don't even seem to like tits.

doesnt seem like a tat dude either tbh

fair enough, sir. fair enough.

lol

voted gabbs

for primary threads expertise

morbz was just annoying on those

dr. morbius is personable, good natured and quite fun to spend time with.
i imagine spending time with gabbneb would be worse than a cross country drive with distant religious relatives.

ctrl+f drown

my answer depends on whether it's an election year or not

"primary threads expertise"

(caek, as opposed to an inaugural year where most things I said prove true?)

hey man, i didn't say which way i would vote!