Future court evidence thread - you're going down, baby

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Basically if I'm not actively feeding her, petting her, or holding something over her head for her to mangle, she cries. Continuously. I think I am going to be the mother who shakes the baby because I'm about to put the cat in the (unlit) oven to muffle the noise.
-- Laurel, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 9:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

:D

jaxon, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

Shhh the people who own the cat don't know about ILX.

Laurel, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

laurel. do not put the cat in the oven. give the cat to me.

bell_labs, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

trade you some garlic for a hock?

remy bean, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

It's either that or the fridge, and at least the oven isn't air-proof.

Laurel, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

that's evidence for the baby, baby

jaxon, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

cat baking is a crime?

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

xp Oh don't worry: at this rate I will never spawn. It takes two, you know.

Laurel, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

hai my junk works

sanskrit, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

Skrit please tell me yr not offering to father my future children because that would be rong.

Laurel, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

my day rate is far lower than vincent gallo's

sanskrit, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

Oh great, thank you, now I won't be able to eat for a week.

Laurel, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

Vincent GALLO? Do you HATE me?

Laurel, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)


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