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Who among us does not like Nascar?

and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that NME cover with Beth Ditto on it?

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha ha

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

# least favorite thread titles [Started by and what, last updated 59 seconds ago] (All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar) 3 new answers

felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

my thread titles are the shit, bitch

and what, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

mine too, esé

felicity, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

i love that one... so winsome

s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not sure i can dissociate thread titles from sudden board suckage

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

this one really bugs me for some reason, is it the tagline for some lame romcom?
A second chance with a perfect stranger.

-- gershy, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^Kinda assumed it would have been a Graham thread

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

any thread w/penis or vagina in the title

m coleman, Sunday, 16 March 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

any thread with poop in the title

latebloomer, Monday, 17 March 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

Indie Fans Who Would Otherwise Write In Their Regular Speech Using Negro Talk When Discussing Rap: C/D

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

am0n, Monday, 17 March 2008 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

How To Rock Like A Black Feminist Critic

m coleman, Monday, 17 March 2008 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 17 March 2008 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

all the regional thread titles suck, apart from 'try glasgow more.'

jabba hands, Monday, 17 March 2008 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

^ esp mongrels/sheepfux0rs titles

sleep, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

those fucking long ITR ones

banriquit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

I usually find the mongrel/sheepfuxor titles to be witty and amusing. and the chicago ones. not so much ny or dc and certainly not the Southern ones :/

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

there haven't been very many Southern threads

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

does nobody like Meat Loaf?

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

who amongst us does not like meat loaf?

deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

"everyone on this island is going to die"

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.

Plus everything in that thread is like "final lolution" but with no lols

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

# is Burning Spear the black Van Morrison? (and vice versa)

am0n, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

"everyone on this island is going to die"

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

It is wrongly quoted! No one on the show has actually said this!

nickalicious, Saturday, 22 March 2008 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

And Baby Makes Three: A White Trash Population Explosion

and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

Gah, that thread.

Nicole, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

"everyone on this island is going to die"

i always read that as "everyone on this thread is going to die."

tipsy mothra, Monday, 24 March 2008 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, Monseur le Fopp, you are really spoiling us...

-- dmr, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:46 (1 minute ago) Link

good call - hate this thread title

and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Too portentous.

Nicole, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...

-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

title+first post does it

deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title

"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

does it belong here instead

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

can he just be unbanned already

gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?

WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???

nickalicious, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

POST YO MUXTAPE

gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

le fopp pt 2

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

wouldn't take that lying down, americans.

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

IT IS GROUT

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

came here to post this

and what, Friday, 4 April 2008 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

s1ocki, Sunday, 6 April 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

noize borad aesthetic continues to suffer in so-called 'twenty tens'

imago, Monday, 2 December 2019 09:47 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

Aussie/Kiwi Guitar Pop- The scenes that just keep giving and giving

a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 06:14 (six years ago)

four months pass...

still waiting to find out if anyone's heard of spotify

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

maybe if it were NSFW

sarahell, Monday, 11 May 2020 18:48 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Spike Lee: Dud or DUD?!?

This title just reminds me of that Simpsons episode where he was on the spaceship full of crap people heading for the sun, and much like that episode I do have to wonder whether a white director with as many brilliant films under his belt would get this kind of treatment.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

QUICKLY what is your favorite album released in the year of your birth?

sorry but that QUICKLY is anxiety-inducing and pointless and grinds my gears

Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 June 2020 10:51 (five years ago)

Yes, why must it be quick? I want slow discussions of things, just firing things out without context is pointless listcruft.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 18 June 2020 12:40 (five years ago)

Why are Japanese films so terrible?

They're generally not, you're obviously terrible, 'Pete'

Maresn3st, Monday, 29 June 2020 21:56 (five years ago)

It isn't that part of a series? French, Italian, whatever?

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 21:57 (five years ago)

Probably, it's just dispiriting that particular thread has been the main nexus of debate.

Maresn3st, Monday, 29 June 2020 22:04 (five years ago)

four months pass...

What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

^ always bums me out because AOC is awesome and sometimes I just want nice things to be nice, and I know the title wasn't meant in a sexist way, but it kinda makes me feel icky because so often prominent women in American culture are criticized and attacked for way more petty bullshit than men are, and this thread title reminds me of that fact.

sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

it was changed for precisely those reasons! then the pedants came out.

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 November 2020 21:48 (five years ago)

i automatically think there’s a clusterfuck going on in that thread when I see it revived PRECISELY because of the title

brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 00:48 (five years ago)

sarahell, maybe you can start a new thread and see if that moves folks off it?

Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2020 01:05 (five years ago)

four months pass...

ok i've remembered the worst one

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:11 (five years ago)

there is not one album in existence that better on CD than on vinyl is there?

sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 19:04 (five years ago)

eight months pass...

That fkn Beatles thread man, constantly reliving a first world problem from 2005

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 December 2021 11:57 (four years ago)

Ebay Fever!`

I keep wanting to rub that little mark off my phone screen.

namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Thursday, 9 December 2021 08:49 (four years ago)

ten months pass...

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

sarahell, Sunday, 30 October 2022 00:35 (three years ago)

Yeah the extremely wordy titles with multiple negatives and posed as questions make me IA.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:25 (three years ago)

Lol

Regex Dwight (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:40 (three years ago)

So, Does Everyone Hate Cass McCombs?

corrs unplugged, Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:42 (three years ago)

Well played Doc.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 30 October 2022 15:51 (three years ago)

oh that actually is a link to the actual thread lol

sarahell, Sunday, 30 October 2022 16:03 (three years ago)

six months pass...

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 00:34 (two years ago)

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 7:34 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:15 (two years ago)

that thread title is tremendous, speaking as somebody doesn't gaf about santos (george)

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:17 (two years ago)

tremendously labored

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:21 (two years ago)

out of character amongst the laconic restraint of the average us pol thread title maybe

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:32 (two years ago)

I really don’t think the creator of

Has there ever been one of those "who wants to play the drums?" moments in a concert where the guy just trainwrecks?

and

Find me (1) a Grateful Dead lyric (2) that could be a band name (3) but is not already taken by a jam band or dead tribute. Half credit if it's taken, but by a band that has nothing to do with the De

And ofc

Please please recommend me some non-embarrassing duets I can do with my female coworker at the office christmas party

has anything to say about anyone else’s thread titles.

Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:37 (two years ago)

lmao

mark s is an all-time thread titler of course

ꙮ (map), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:41 (two years ago)

i like the title, it's the right amount of goofiness for a grifter so ridiculous, and it makes me hum the title

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 May 2023 19:22 (two years ago)

one year passes...

The Cunt With The Bell: Resurrection - EFL+ 24/25

Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:53 (one year ago)

we needed something, season was starting in a few minutes, didn't want to make it a reference to one of the usual subjects. 'Wrexham aren't going up again' nobody wants this

imago, Saturday, 24 August 2024 19:08 (one year ago)

it's fine for me if someone does an ad hoc thread title on the quick whip before some snidey prem fan get's in there first! TCWTB abides

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 24 August 2024 21:20 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered

sarahell, Friday, 13 September 2024 05:47 (one year ago)

you could have gone with 'I have had it up to here with "I have had it up to here waiting for the Beatles catalogue to be remastered"' but I respect the consistency in the distaste for the phrasing

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 13 September 2024 16:29 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Kendrick Lamar will kill your favorite rapper for money

- tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Monday, August 13, 2012

Kendrick Lamar will kill your favorite rapper for money

- congratulations (n/a), Friday, July 5, 2013

Know its been mentioned a bunch of times but argh that kendrick lamar one

- Treeship, Wednesday, October 16, 2013

visiting, Monday, 10 February 2025 22:04 (one year ago)

he started it
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s3q13I3t1r8cxu5o1_500.png

corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 11 February 2025 08:47 (one year ago)

nine months pass...

Things you hate that are not socially acceptable to hate

na (NA), Wednesday, 19 November 2025 18:34 (four months ago)

I see you

Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 November 2025 20:12 (four months ago)

I don’t understand that thread … it looks like people hating things that are socially acceptable to hate.

sarahell, Thursday, 20 November 2025 18:58 (four months ago)

It seems to have lost its purpose somewhere.

Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 20 November 2025 18:59 (four months ago)

ILX realized it's the children who are wrong

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 November 2025 19:07 (four months ago)

thread titles you hate that are not socially acceptable to hate

jennyTina (map), Thursday, 20 November 2025 19:42 (four months ago)

three months pass...

Reverse Tracheotomy

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 20 February 2026 21:14 (one month ago)

like what is that even

Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 20 February 2026 23:48 (one month ago)

It’s whatevef

jus au rascal (wins), Saturday, 21 February 2026 06:51 (one month ago)


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