IT aspies

one of the CNN reporters just found out that she has aspergers at the ripe old age of 48. since her story there have been multiple autism stories per day on their site

can i vote "no secret"

OH NO OVERPAID IT MONKEYS HAVE A HARD TIME WITH SOME THINGS IN LIFE.
IF ONLY THEY'D HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET A JOB IN THE MINES.

yeah today I looked up at one of the projectors and in huge letters "CNN.COM/AUTISM"

CNN.COM/SMALLPENIS

I vote "secret penis"

it's okay guys larry king's talking about autism now and I think he's going to have this thing wrapped up in short order

I feel it

oh shit he's talking jenny mccarthy

talking to jenny mccarthy

this disease does not have a chance

jenny mccarthy and jim carrey had an autistic child and cured it via gluten-free diet?!?!

am I hallucinating?

this must be the type of world event you miss when you're an overpaid aspie IT monkey w/ small penis

i heard about this

but i am not an it aspie

i think it was on an oprah rerun at 2 am

jenny mccarthy is not anti-vaccine. she does not oppose the polio vaccine.

what truth bomb will she detonate next?

now she's acting condescending towards a ucla pediatrician.

tehresa what kind of aspie are you?

larry: "do you think vaccines cause autism? you can vote now at cnn.com."

good idea, let's put it to a vote. I knew he'd find the answers.

what the hell is wrong with my tv tonight?

up next, jimmmy kimmel interviewing fidel castro about his swimsuit modeling career

larry to parents with 6 autistic children: "why do you keep having kids?"

lolol

larry: "you guys have a lot of guts"

that could be taken the wrong way

"we'll be back, with 3 doctors and jenny"

"on tomorrow night's program, I'll be joined by alan dershowitz and a pack mule"

lols ^

larry: "do you think vaccines cause autism? you can vote now at cnn.com."

-- Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:26 (22 minutes ago) Link

good idea, let's put it to a vote. I knew he'd find the answers.

-- Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:29 (20 minutes ago) Link

srsly wtf

jim carrey called in to challenge the doctors on vaccine profiteering

JENNY SAID "BULLSHIT"

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SHE SAID IT AGAIN

one of the doctors is asking her to "take it down a notch"

jenny has a very important announcement to make after the commercial break

that doctor probably has a little fear-dribble of pee in his undies now

I bet jenny's wild in the sack

imao (in my aspie opinion) giving any press room to anti-vaccine wingnuts is irresponsible because *some* proportion of clueless flyover state rubes will buy into it

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/Number23.jpg

MOVIES (ASPIE EDITION)

jenny has announced she is organizing a march on washington

ohmigod larry just plugged jimmy kimmel's show

I bet anderson cooper says plate

or shrimp

or plate of shrimp

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how come people are willing to argue for 100+ posts about whether gmail is better than eudora or not but nobody's willing to give me an opinion on a good price for a discontinued macbook pro

because you shouldn't buy discontinued models of apple anything ever DUHHH

GOD

lulz

http://i27.tinypic.com/63ucxw.jpg

targeted ad?

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/36/18/0000043618_20071004094330.jpg

nah wait, that was for the "I'd hIT aspies" thread

jenny mccarthy and jim carrey had an autistic child and cured it via gluten-free diet?!?!

-- Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:15 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Did they actually claim that gluten/casein free diet CURED their kids autism? Wow, if so. It doesn't, believe me, though in our case it made a big, big difference to the kids concentration, manner etc. Def worthwhile for anyone with an autistic kid, but claiming it as a cure is bullshit.

does my friend who is allergic to gluten (makes her "feel crazy") just have aspie-itus

I doubt it, I know a couple of people who are gluten-intolerant, but not at all aspie/autistic.

We were a bit sceptical w/our kid on the gluten/casein elimination diet at first, there's loads of snake oil type stuff to do with autism out there, but it def had an effect, when we started he was mostly non-verbal, all he ever did was run up and down the stairs, trying to communicate with him was like trying to see something through shifting fog, now he can read, can concentrate on shit, and trying to get him to shut up about dr who and daleks is the only problem we have. He's still a weird kid, a misfit, and he's still autistic, but shit man, putting him on that diet is the best thing we ever did in either of our lives.

that's awesome pash. larry king should've interviewed *you* instead of batshit jenny mccarthy.

my wife's a nutrition major and she's very into the gluten-free approach. seems like more people are getting diagnosed with celiac disease (gluten intolerance) nowadays, lots of restaurants with gluten-free menus, lots of research, etc.

Did anyone else notice there was some sort of autism benefit on comedy central earlier this week? I somehow saw the first couple minutes and was trying to figure out why all these celebrities were doing some sort of horrible song and dance thing, and it turned out to be for... autism?

so does the idea of a gluten / casein & autism connection come from trying to find an explanation for the rise in autism rates?

ITT aspies

i have a srsly srsly aspie cousin. he's in sixth grade, pretty chunky (too much gluten & casein?), doesn't make eye contact with most people at most times, often totally ignores people when they talk to him (and not just strangers either, i see him once a week and he treats me this way). just generally seems completely tuned out.

big interest: pokemon / yu-gi-oh

also he's in like algebra ii in school

is mcdonald's gluten free? because that's all he'll eat.

my autistic half-brother also used to only eat mcdonald's. i think because it was so familiar/predictable and autistic ppl are driven by routine.

hell, most people are driven by routine! i eat the same breakfast every day, cook the same half-dozen meals each week, eat at less than 10 restaurants, will only drink one kind of coffee, etc etc

that's not me at all!

notate yr sandwich thusly

so sick of jenny mccarthy milking her kids autism for 15 more minutes of fame.

she blames diets
she blames the vaccines
but she never seems to blame all the dicks she took in the 90s

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my cousin just emailed the fam to tell us her new glueten free meal delivery company was just featured in Newsweek.

www.thegoodlifemeals.com/

trying to get him to shut up about dr who and daleks is the only problem we have.

Does he post on ilx?

srsly excellent that you've achieved this.

(the diet, not birthing an ilxor)

open (source) secret

so sick of jenny mccarthy milking her kids autism for 15 more minutes of fame.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

she blames diets
she blames the vaccines
but she never seems to blame all the dicks she took in the 90s

― sanskrit, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

fuck off vahid and all you o_O motherfucks, i was right about her careerism:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20276358,00.html

the world needed a blond female dr. phil

imao (in my aspie opinion)