"intriguing" boing boing gadget headlines

<i>Hands free umbrella with name of space prostitute is inventor's $400k dream

Electro-occular implants transform blind grandmas into NBA stars

Tape measure records voices, glows feebly</i>

this is worse than cnn, kudos!

I'd argue that Gizmodo is worse, as their headlines are lame AND several days out of date

Hard drive crushers... er.... crush drives hard

DIY tape delay machine is useful, has the look

I know a Gizmodo writer and she is one of the dullest nyu grads I have met

is it the same one I know

oh wait I know you lol

yes

engadget blows gizmodo out of the water. I have no idea how half the non-gossip gawker blogs even stay in business tbh, does denton just pay everybody peanuts + "bonus"

what are other basically terrible new-toy-for-early-adopter-lemmings blogs

engadget blows gizmodo out of the water. I have no idea how half the non-gossip gawker blogs even stay in business tbh, does denton just pay everybody peanuts + "bonus"

-- El Tomboto

Kotaku is less ugly than joystiq, and io9 encapsulates BG so I don't have to watch it

hey aj styles what was that kotaku image meme that you had me laughing with a while back

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/181/8/d/Slowtaku_by_Kool_AIDS.jpg

Decapitated Stitch eats, plays your CDs

Monocycle is the chariot of choice for the 21st Century Man

World's largest abacus used by drug dealer

Buying electronics in Europe is for idiots

Ouija board guitar plucks gothic heart strings

you know, someone could do a "blue states lose" of gadget stories every week…®

I think they gave up on Blue States lose for some reason

we should bug that guy to bring it back

blue states lose was kinda dumb, guys, it was like vice DON'Ts except quite a bit farther up its own ass

i mean talk about easy targets

it was just nice to know it wasn't just me, is all

Blue States lose was fun for "spot the former roommate"

"spot the girl you boned"

as of yet, unseen

Octocube radiator looks like cubist brain meat
The BBQ Sword for swashbuckling wurst roasters

I don't get the kotaku vs joystiq ugliness thing

one thing that actually keeps me off gawkermedia's bullshit is that I generally only read that type of junk during work downtime and I really don't like that the entire denton stable dresses up their shit all wacky so anybody can tell you're not doing anything remotely job related from 75+ feet away

blue + black + gray on a white background is nice and boring and frankly easier to read (see ilx)

the wired gadget blog hardly ever updates

Strange singing wires lash downtown city square
Mechanical crickets rule mysterious garden
The Killer Robot Sheep of Pittsburgh
Join the guerilla drive-in revolution

too many syllables for a haiku