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i am using a medicated salve

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now i know how certain old people manage to smell so awful.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

i was so disturbed that i even made a thread about it.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

what are you salving

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

UNGUENT

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

I NEED UNGUENT

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

mystery bump on leg

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

Are you behaving ointmently?

Did you receive your balm from Gilead?

― Abbott, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

don't put it on yr balls, son

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

balls: avoided

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

medicated slave

― jaxon, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

i just started using 0.1% hydrocortisone cream yesterday for an eczema patch on my shin.

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

you got a prescription for that?

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i've lived with the eczema patch and really bad hay fever since i was 19. but a few weeks ago i had a freak-out where i thought the eczema was spreading over the rest of my body so i went to see the doctor. it was a false alarm, i just had hives from the hay fever. but he talked me into claritin + neti pot + prescription cream.

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

tell us more about what creams you're putting where, everyone

― ^@^, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

fattays put ice cream in their mouf

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

cuttys put my man cream in his mouf

― jaxon, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

that is not a cream

it is more like an aqueous suspension

of sperms

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.viceland.com/int/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

― jaxon, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

balms vs. salves

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

i am using a medicated slave

― cutty, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

do you and jaxon share a slave or do you each have your own

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

we share in between me putting his "man cream" in my mouf

― cutty, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 01:32 (eighteen years ago)


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