targeted facebook ads i have received lately

SoBro, dudez. gonna be the next wburg.

(i know this is not news just facebook ads what?!)

frutels
http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/2008/3/13/p_6002205611700_8044.jpg
Frutels is acne care in a candy. Get clear skin from the inside out. Try Frutels, the gummy vitamin for acne today.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/15/amd_ashley_video1.jpg

I keep getting an ad for a gay match.com thing

http://i25.tinypic.com/2up8crc.png

Wholesale Dog Poop Bags
http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/117/52/6002214505436_1_83f2f009.jpg
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catsup dude's girl upthread looks uncannily like an old flame. even breast size is accurate

that is spitzer's ho, no?

http://i38.tinypic.com/2zjltab.png

lol @ "Condo.Own"

mine are all OLD, GAY & SINGLE?

Is Theresa as cool as Robert Downey Jr.?
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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/2733480047_a3333bfd22.jpg?v=0
^ girlfriend got this

so am i?

not in blackface you're not

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lol

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http://zombiehof.com/misc/fb0.jpg

YES MORE ADS OK YES

Things My Dog Ate
My dog Watson ate my girlfriend's $350 Prada shoes so I started a website dedicated to all the crazy things dogs eat.

Welcome To Your Life

Prime Upper West Side location w/studios, 1 and 2 bedrooms from $2035.

^^these people clearly have my income bracket wrong in their targeting/filter.

"from" -- the most discouraging word in real estate

esp when the from for that price is for a STUDIO.

j03 fullman saw a studio for ~$1850 in the (far) west village with a yard. Fallout from financial crisis is hitting the studio apts 1st…

for some reason everytime I log into facebook I get an ad that says 'buy blackadder t-shirts' lol

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7484/blackadderpq4.jpg

Do You Know Jay-Z?

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http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/sdfghjkl.jpg

Love Roller Coasters?

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lol @ rhino horn neti pot

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

suggestion: upload some more recent pictures w/ your beard

lol. I shaved it in the summer

in other news a promo email for Grace Jones "Williams Blood" generated these o_0 google ads

Cord Blood
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WAHT

umbilical cord blood maybe?

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

mine are "Like Vampire Weekend?" and TIRED OF SHAVING

umbilical cord blood maybe?

yeah that's what it is but I thought it was used for like, stem cell research

I guess that's what they're marketing, bank your blood in case ya need it? didn't seem like something that would hit the general public through google ads. (actually I think at first glance I thought they were SELLING cord blood, eww.)

no you keep it in a bank and if the kid of any direct relatives get some horrible cancerish type disease it can help a lot.

"the kid OR any direct relatives"

i wish i had got my shit together and done it

huh! did not know that

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/BrOnXbOmBr21/the_more_you_know.jpg

this is not a targeted facebook ad but i was looking at alumni of my high school and i found my 6th grade math teacher

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/501/2/s1634617405_1320.jpg

i always get ones for Christian singles O_O

lol @ getting both of these at once

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shit! just missed out.

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?

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serious lols @ Teach Chapman Stick?

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Meet a Nice Jewish Girl on JDate. Browse Free!

that's what I like about jewish girls, heh heh

kidding!

I've seen that ad and have wondered if it's cool for me to join jdate since they advertised to me (not jewish)

no

really? I have heard of non-jewish people using it. I have never used it. I thought that people just specified their preference, and some people minded and some didn't.

jdate is a safe space for a minority group we don't need people like mh disturbing it

sorry iatee the advertisement says it's cool for me to

In the United States of America, other causes, such as more people marrying later in life, have combined with intermarriage to cause the Jewish community to decrease dramatically; for every 20 adult Jews, there are now only 17 Jewish children. Some religious conservatives now even speak metaphorically of intermarriage as a silent holocaust.

ask yourself mh do you want to participate in a holocaust

I thought jewish lineage is matrilineal so I can't really break anything

just do the honorable thing and convert

I'd never want to join any club that'd have me as a member

just got another jdate advertisement on facebook

https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/0/AACXb7P1UrYuDyDTMl3sSdQ4HE-bCQCwYwfd9sepCPAwiA/12/899741/png/32x32/3/_/1/2/jdate.png/O_iuSd2vwqWcaN8Xzao9185h6mkjnmp3diogM60fSo0?size=1024x768

never mind, dropbox doesn't want you to see the ad

http://i.imgur.com/ttKl8bK.jpg

Change your underwear.

You've never felt anything like this before.

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Rockefeller Plaza, Des Moines

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ugh

Finally.

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loool nice work LL

<3 LL

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i don't eat ruffles anymore, but they're good and expensive, so take the ticket

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Fuck you

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http://gizmodo.com/how-to-stop-facebook-from-sharing-your-browsing-history-1589918083/+ashleyfeinberg

This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.
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the FUCK

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*cough*

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/01/apple-agrees-to-pay-95m-delete-private-conversations-siri-recorded/

"The only clue that users seemingly had of Siri's alleged spying was eerily accurate targeted ads that appeared after they had just been talking about specific items like Air Jordans or brands like Olive Garden"

it's been torn apart as shitty reporting in several places -- the actual suit only addresses the fact that people were activating siri on accident, either via button press or saying something that sounded similar to the prompt, and audio that followed was sent to apple's servers as a query

the PR about the lawsuit seems to be pushing that. the ars technica article has since been edited to add this after the Reuters ref: (claims which remain disputed)

the servers that handle siri requests are known -- people obviously have tried reverse engineering the API, etc. over time. if apple devices were randomly sending arbitrary audio clips to the cloud, people would know because someone would have documented this, at length! they're one of the most scrutinized tech platforms in the world, now.

I used to occasionally activate it on my watch when the knob would get hung up on my shirt cuff, and it's obvious when you do that -- it vibrates and starts talking. I mean, it could somehow pick it up in your pocket and you're in a loud area and don't hear it talking in response, but it still seems unlikely to me

can you IMAGINE getting ads for Air Jordans or the Olive Garden, meaning you're probably either someone who shops for shoes online or lives in the proximity of an Olive Garden?

thank you!

lol one friend of mine said "siri picked up on Air Jordan and Oliver Garden because nobody talks about them anymore"

Apple's shadiness is mostly about business dealings, lock-in, and doing a less than optimal job of vetting crap in their supposedly well-vetted app store

their actual user data privacy, and the boundary around it, is pretty rock solid. there are exceptions where it seems like they weaseled out of paying specific security bounties, but if they say there's absolutely no way for ads to feed off of siri, I believe it until I see very specific evidence

they don't even sell ads outside of their own app stores, iirc, so I have no idea what the mechanism would be. they'd have to be selling the data to a third-party ad network like google's

Oliver Garden

https://i.postimg.cc/yYvRcy1n/IMG-2901.jpg