Misdirected emails

Do you have a list of prompts that are used in Reading Recovery? I
know I had one...but I can't find it anywhere! Thought I'd check
with you before I re-typed it from the guidebook! Thanks for
checking! Still miss you! Connie

MAKING THE PIECES FIT...

C0nnie Th0mas, Ed. S.
Sunnys1de Elementary Principal
6345 Sunnyside Road
Indianapolis, In 46236
317-964-45OO

Matt,

First off, was this the kind of F-150 you were talking about at PT yesterday morning? (See attached pictures)

Also, here is an article I though you might find interesting. Too bad we are so frackin tight on our hundreds of emission laws-

http://www.mpgomatic.com/2008/03/15/35-mpg-why-wait-until-2020/

Call me when you get a chance.

Justin

Dear Matisha,

You had earlier expressed an interest in real estate in the Richmond area.

Are you still interested? I can set the area MLS system to send you via email any new listings that fit your criteria. Would you like me to do that for you?

Also, how would you like me to communicate with you?

Phone? Email? Don't call me, I'll call you?

Thanks

--
B0b Sh4nks-associate broker
"The Realt0r You Keep"
804-915-4O41
Prudential Slater James River REALTORS
2737 McRae Road, Richmond, Va 23235

Rich and John Allen will be attending the young men’s retreat this weekend.

Thank you,
Mary Jo

Team,
Due to the Clarkston holy hour tonight, we will reschedule the
AFIRE team
meeting.

In Christ,
Mich4el Lamb3rt
IBM Client Manager, supporting the Ford Motor Company
Internet: michael.lambert@... | Notes: Michael T
Lambert/Raleigh/IBM@IBMUS

Brother Michael-

I heard through the grapevine that it looks like you are moving back to the states in June. I know it must be stressfull having to move again and the changes with work. I had to do the same thing a few years ago and I know it can be a bit un-nerving. I can also say that it was very exciting and has all worked out well. I know the same will be true for you.

Bernie tells me you are playing in the Swickely Invitational in July. That sounds like a blast. I think I told you in AZ that the old group is still going to Myrtle. Any chance you could be part of a "return of the maniacs" tour? This year we are staying a little South and playing down near Pawley's Island. Here is the line up:

10/10/08 - Willbrook @ 1:35 - 1:50 (12)
10/11/08 - Heritage @ 8:52 - 9:08 (12)
10/12/08 - Prestwick @ 8:55 - 9:15 (12)
10/13/08 - River Club @ 8:38 - 8:55 (12)
10/14/08 - TPC of Myrtle Beach @ 8:36 - 8:52 (12)
10/15/08 - Caledonia @ 8:33 - 8:51 (12)
10/16/08 - True Blue @ 7:23 - 7:39 (12)

Of course the maniacs could do at least a few 36 hole days. Bernie and I did 2 days of 36 last year which was nice. Maybe add a round at Pawley's and 36 at Caledonia.

I hope everything is going well with Amy and the kids and that Amy is feeling well.

Anyway, it was fabulous seeing you and Tom in January and I hope we can get some kind of regular golf trips going. I'm going to Colorado in a few weeks for a short 36,36,18 weekend. We are playing in the mountains one day and in the castlerock area for the rest of the time.

Do you have any Western trips planned?

Please let me know what your US cellphone and address are when you get to the states. Here is my info

JP
27 K3wen Way
Al1so Viejo CA 92656
Home e-mail ...
Work e-mail ...
Cell phone- ...

Hope to see you soon

JP

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Hello!
How many of you love salad? I am so excited because I am hosting a 6 o’clock salad show! Please save the date - Sunday 6/1 at 2:00pm and see the attached invitation for all the details including your chance to get extra FREE stuff! (If you can't open the attachment, please let me know so I can mail one to you.) Come to my 6 o’clock salad Show and we’ll learn the secret to preparing a delicious salad.
What a great reason to get together with friends! I hope you can join me - please RSVP by 5/28!

Thanks!

Tina

(the word document attached to that last one is awesome.)

I get a lot of these too, and I used to either bounce them from the mail client I was checking gmail with, but anymore if it looks personal I just reply with "I believe you've emailed the wrong address" and people are really polite and thankful, surprisingly

I get mail for a writer at angrynegro.com.

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Dear Jordan Juan,

We are confirming your interview at the Freehold office.

Your interview is scheduled for Wednesday, June 4th at 2:00 pm, and you will be meeting with Rom3l B3nito. It is important that you are prompt; we recommend arriving 15 minutes early and that you wear professional attire. If you have any difficulty, please call us at (732) 333-4380.

Thank you.

The Freehold address is: 86 West Main Street, Freehold, NJ

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Sports day
Simon Fisher to me
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Dear Jonathan

Today I got a personal best in triple jump of 7.17m!

For the seniors, Bongos came last, Kudus 3rd, Elands 2nd and Oryx 1st

We don't know about the overall positions yet, but Mrs. Cussans will tell us the results on Friday.

Hope you're settled and enjoying Aussi.

Donald

P.S Please send me an e-mail about the time difference between Aussi and Kenya. My e-mail address is si✧✧✧.fis✧✧✧@swiftke✧✧✧.c✧✧

> ok mate...got your sms about fuel..no worries...got your email about
> steve..will call him today...
>
> nutty
>

> gday mate...ketut bought 12 bottles of wine...we just got fuel at
> sikakup...no problem....let me know how you get on with steve...if he is
> up for it i will call him...
>
> cheers
> nutty
>

i was involved in these accountants' ski trip plans for the longest time, they wouldn't stop sending me the e-mails. here was the best one:

Pro

Aspen has better pussy.

Con

Im married....for now.

Regards,

H0ward Dv0rkin

Please send me an e-mail about the time difference between Aussi and Kenya.

lol

Hey baby brother! How's life in Bolivia treating you? I hear they are only speaking spanish to you now. That has got to be tough. I hope you aren't getting to discouraged. I can't imagine how much it must mean to Patricia that you are willing to do this. I know you are honoring the Lord by leaving your comfort zone to be a great husband. I am very proud of you. Copper is doing good but I know he misses you guys. I am emailing you from my very cool new Blackberry. Bryce says hi and to tell you he passed the seventh grade ( thank goodness). He and Heath went out and bought Mario Cart yesterday so they have been having fun with that. Emma is crazy as usual. I can't wait to read your book so send it to me soon. Well Emma is starting to fuss so I have to go but we love you guys and miss you and are praying for you.

Grace and Peace,
Me
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed

My sidekick stopped working so this is my new address. I also still have the yahoo one. Hope everyone has a good day.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Hello all,

Some friends and I are thinking about going to Lake Tahoe for MLK weekend...the cost for lodging, lift tickets, and lessons are listed at the bottom of the email. There are several events going on, but of most important would be the networking opportunities, comedy shows, skiing, and hot tubs J

Check it out the info at the bottom of the email :)

First Deposit of $80 due by Nov. 25th, so u have time to think about it. Let me know J

Description:

Spend MLK weekend in scenic Lake Tahoe

Socialize with law students, grad students, and professionals

Party with the National Brotherhood of Skiers as they celebrate their

Annual Winter Carnival @ Heavenly Ski Resort

Concert, comedy show and casinos minutes away from the cabin

Skiing, snowboarding, and other snow sports

Price Includes: Lodging- 4 days 3 nights in a beautiful luxury cabin

Continental breakfast, snacks and beverages

Leave the books at home. Be prepared to party and have good time!

_____________________________________

I mean, I was this close to sending them my deposit $$$ and just going anyway. Sounds like a fun weekend.

I get occasional mail from my relatives' associates -- I own mylastname.net -- but the best misdirected emails are from co-workers. Some guy in Colorado sent me a pic of him at work and I replied that it was a great pic dude and he never replied.

haha, that lawyer weekend in tahoe does sound fun!

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I deleted this email, which is a source of regret. Those girls were pretty hot. They look like they had a great time in Mexico.

I just came in from a smoke break..and this girl comes out. Thick in the thighs but a NICE thick. Short hair. Pleasent. Dont know who she is. All nice hi blah blah balh. her face is smokin and she has on this tight little white button down girly dress shirt. Nice tits..so it seems bras work wonders yknow. really nice face. really nice. like the kind you always wanna kiss lol
I have a crush now lol. she's prob a bitch. I'll bash her head in when she goes to her car tonight all while screaming.."YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! WHY! WHY ARE YOU REJECTING ME!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID FOR YOU?!?!?!?"

as she screams and is bleeding "WHAT?!?! WHY..WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...UGH!" the last bash cause her to "ugh". then I take my dick out and smear it on her upper lip and I run away

she's gonna get it....SHE'S GONNA FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was from someone that works in one of our other offices. i've never met this dude and i have no idea who he meant to send this to.

hopefully his therapist.

O_O

holy shit.

the last bash cause her to "ugh"

I love that he explains this.

it has to be an inside joek that was just not meant for me right? there are a couple other guys with the same last name as me in our directory.

just forward it to HR already before you're the one who gets fired

actually honestly you really need to respond to him first and ask him WTF

and if he doesn't give you a good enough explanation in about thirty minutes do whatever you need to do to CYA

that's what i was think. i'm going to hit this fool up

i don't want to get some crazy shit storm started if they was just goofing around

what's he going to say, "yeah, I was talking about maybe raping this stocky girl"? Of course he's going to say he was joking.

i was just thinking that if he was sending it to someone else in the company that it had to be a joke.also no response yet

maybe when he rapes he uses the buddy system

frat dude at my work accidentally dragged a similar e-mail (not as bad actually, mostly talking about how slutty some girls at work are) to a public folder, got fired instantly.

In college some frat accidentally cc'd me some email telling everybody to shut up about what happened at the party over the weekend and wait until they know what people know.

he has a point

that guy never replied. He must be out raping

maya arul to Paolo, Ian, Nadja, Gabriel, me
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yeah these are my thought
the first 5, but lets all get on a confrence call we have to
me , you guys, gabe, ian ,nadja and andrew

1. the podiums on the stage , i dont like very much, i dont see the point of them , could this be more purposeful, light could it be a light or a shape thats more interesting?

2, we have to start thinking about outfit maybe it could be made from reflective material and the lights on the stage can be calculated to make that look amazing , so in one song we can kill all lights and jus do one song spot lit with reflective cloths

3, we need to start getting Andrew in to the mix so we can start figuring out how long it will take to program the Limar again with new 3d images

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

5, shade can we have our on shape ? do they have to be in the template shapes?

YOUR INVITATION

~ 2008 Good Life Gathering ~
July 2-31, 2008

Dear Relatives,

It feels really good to send you this invitation. Know that you are very welcome and needed. 2008 planning has been going on since last fall and we are feeling really good about what is coming our way this 4th year. We are proud that we have reached the completion of the first cycle of 4 annual Good Life Gatherings. Over the last years, our Elders, Youth, Activists and Community Leaders have been part of so many social justice and environmental victories, bringing so much knowledge, truth, love, hope and ! action ! for our survival into the future.

We are expecting Youth, Elders, Community Leaders and Spiritual people from across the country this year, including:

~ Social Justice Network leader Emma Strople <emmastro✧✧✧@ris✧✧✧.n✧✧> has graciously agreed to coordinate communication with our active youth.
~ Banyan Tree Community Initiatives, led by Chalo Barrueta <ch✧✧✧.barru✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>, Toronto youth will share their exciting new urban Sustainable Development projects.
~ Elsipogtog Youth (Melissa Dedam <sunshini✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>) have been busy strengthening their (considerable) political power and are forming an Elsipogotog Youth Council. They seeking support and assistance in their work to improve their community and strengthen their ties with people who are committed to sharing their knowledge and skills.
native youth at the ready.
~ Sierrra Club Atlantic Chapter (Lacia Kinnear <l_k✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>) will offer sessions to help us to understand how our lifestyle leaves a positive or negative Ecological Footprint on Mother Earth, (see flyer attached .doc).
~ University of Prince Edward Island (UPEI) graduate students (Dolores LeVangie <ISResea✧✧✧@u✧✧✧.c✧>)
will help us to explore the Food, Medicinal and other uses of Seaweed by Mi'kmaq non-native peoples. July 9-10.
~ Spiritual People <wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧>) are coming forward in numbers with kind offers of assistance and support. Because of this, we expect that all who wish to share in Traditional Knowledge and Healing ceremonies will have many opportunities.
~ The Good Life Gathering Circle of Community Leaders will be on hand throughout the month to share their knowledge and experiences on a wide range of subjects such as:
Ecoforestry; Addictions; Sustainable Development; Therapeutic Living; Strategic Activism (Culture Jamming, Legal Disobedience); Life & Survival Skills; Avoiding the Bad Life; Natural Food and Medicines; Environmental Health; Capacity Building - Working with Youth and Elders; Project Planning, Management & evaluation, Personal and Community Outreach and Development
Thanks so much for your encouragement, kindness, respect and generosity. We promise to continue to deliver programs that will make you proud to be part of the special, important and essential work of the Good Life Gathering.

All My Relations
Willi
GLG 2008
Directions: 6945 Route 116; 1/2 hour N. of Moncton's Magnetic Hill
exit Hwy. 126; turn R. at Harcourt Hwy. 116 5km.
506-785-4660 • wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧

~ SCHEDULE ~
subject to change - for practical reasons

The Good Life Gathering has been dedicated to nurturing our future leaders by guiding young people in good directions for over 4 years. Our activities - campfires; fishing; learning workshops; healing circles; sharing our food and ourselves with our Youth; Elders and "olders" (Community Leaders) are always remembered as fun and valuable experiences.

The power of what we're doing; listening to each other and working together is now clear. This year; we will be offering even more choices to help us to create the best possible life - a Good Life - for ourselves and each other. As many of you already know; our schedule is always flexible; but here's a rough idea of what will be happening when:

All Month
Traditional Teachings - with our Grandmother Elder Vera Martin; Anne Solomon; Gloria Kejick; Jacqui LaValley; Willi Nolan, John Augustine Jr. and others; sweat lodge, group and private and ceremonies on request.
Permaculture Organic Gardening - our new greenhouse promises that we will have lots of edible gifts from the earth to plant, nurture and enjoy!
Group Workshops & Discussions: Earth building; Civil Disobedience; Veggie Diesel Vehicles; Culture Jamming; Sustainable Economics; Media-Filmmaking-Communications -Effective Uses of Electronic Media; Green Jobs & Businesses; Sharing Circles - related Traditional Knowledge Teachings for each of our workshop activities.

Week 1 & 2 - Learning Weeks (July 2-16)
Ecoforestry (with Wilderness Skills i.e., Hide Tanning, Trailmaking) with Bob Eichenberger of Écoforesterie Gaspésienne and friends.
Building a Good Life - Sustainable Infrastructure Design for our Camp with Greg Allen of HOK Architects.
College of Applied Sustainability with Willi Nolan and Prof. Davd Martin, educator and research scientist.
Link: <http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm>;)

Week 3 (July 17-23)
Ila Sisson will join us on the 19th to present on empowerment strategies and help young people to develop and maintain programs for youth by youth.

Week 4
Media - Filmmaking Editing - your chance to learn with and teach us to edit our collection of footage for distribution.
Unstructured time; Future Planning for the Good Life Gathering;
College of Applied Sustainability with Willi Nolan and Prof. Davd Martin, educator and research scientist.
Link: <http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm>;) - Planning for the GLG College of Applied Sustainability.

EXTRA!
Aug 1-4 * Collective Visioning Ceremonies August 1-4; 2008 * get in touch with us at 506-785-4660.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ 2008 INVITATION TO FUND-RAISING & SUPPORT ~

Please share this message with friends who want to give to something that's working!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

2008 Good Life Gathering Theme: Assembling the Cadre - Sharing Circles; Collaborating With the Next Generation

" It is the way of the circle to help each other and for each to contribute their talents and skills for the well-being of the community. ... In the circle each person cares for the whole circle and the whole circle cares for each person."
Allen Aslan Heart; Prophecy of the Seventh Fire

Relatives;

Thank you for supporting the Good Life Gathering. We proudly announce that 2007 Good Life Gathering (GLG) Reports are now online - in Pictures & Text - and we welcome you to get involved this year.

2007 was our best year yet and we are still going strong. Our young people tell us that when they participate in youth gatherings; they always learn something that brings positive change to their lives and communities. They tell us that participating in youth groups is the best way to help young people to find themselves.

The Good Life Gathering has been dedicated to nurturing our future leaders by guiding young people in good directions for over 4 years. Our activities - campfires; fishing; learning workshops; healing circles; sharing our food and ourselves with our Elders and "olders" (Community Leaders) are always remembered as fun and valuable experiences.

The power of what we're doing; listening to each other and working together is now clear. This year; we are offering even more choices to help us to create the best possible life - a Good Life - for ourselves and each other.

We're happy and proud that the July Good Life Gathering has developed into an unparalleled opportunity for Youth; Elders and Community Leaders to cultivate and share the ‘Good Life’ vision. Together, we are applying the wisdom of humankind and Spirit together and creating oneness and peace for our Earth; our businesses and our people.

Calling our Youth!
Support yourself and become tomorrow’s Leaders! You'll find a wish list of things you can do to help out this year in the 2007 Report-in-Pictures (want to join us in preparations starting in May?). Check it out and let us know how to help make 2008 a great Gathering for YOU!!

2008 Highlights:
Shaping the Good Life: Sustainable Development; Building; Independent Power; Business; Filmmaking; Survival
The Good Food Gathering: Cooking; Organic & Permaculture Gardening; Wild Foods
Good Life Sports! Basketball; Fishing; Hiking; Swimming; Frisbees
Good Life College of Applied Sustainability: Learning opportunities with Community Leaders who give fun talks and workshops about Job and Career Choices; Education; Environment; Ecoforesty;
Traditional Knowledge; Human Rights; Avoiding the Bad Life and many other topics to help our youth.

2008 Fundraising
See the section below, "DONATION AND INFORMATION LINKS."

2008 Special Request:
For this year's Good Life Gathering; we are directed to invite special people that our youth can trust - people with vision and strong gifts that they share to help all people and who don’t always require money or recognition to share their gifts.
Please think about this and look around your Circle of Love and Support. If you know about people like this; invite them to get in touch and bring their special gifts to the GLG this summer!

It is so gratifying to witness the small and large victories that we have been catalyst to during past years. I believe that part of the reason for our success is Good Life Gathering’s focus to bring opportunities for every person involved to receive what they need for themselves. In this way; all are strengthened with new knowledge; resources and healing to carry back to our personal lives and communities.

Thank you so much for your kindness and generosity.

All My Relations

Willi Nolan
Host, Good Life Gathering
(506) 785-4660 wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧

~~~~~~~ DONATION INFORMATION & LINKS ~~~~~~~
"The more you give, the more you get." ...Anonymous Wise People

We are grateful for past support of the Gathering and are asking our friends to be especially generous this year; as interest is growing; so are the costs - donation and project information is below.

2 Ways to Donate:
1) Give directly to the Gathering; (businesses receive a "deductible" mention in our promotions!) by sending your donation to:
Willi Nolan (Good Life Gathering); 6945 Route 116 Bryant's Corner; Harcourt; NB E4T 2W3

2) Get a charitable receipt & buy the 2006 Good Life Gathering DVD by sending your donation to: International Institute of Concern for Public Health; P.O. Box 80523; White Shields; 2300 Lawrence Avenue East; Toronto ON M1P 4Z5
Newsletter: IICPH GLG 2007 Fundraising Challenge is available in html at: http://www.iicph.org/docs/newstoc.htm and in PDF format at: http://www.iicph.org/docs/iicph-newsletter-spring-2007-all.pdf

You can see the 2006 Good Life Gathering DVD-Video online at:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2019127538

Want to help with the BIG PICTURE? Here's our 2007 Proposal with a WISH LIST!
http://www.iicph.org/docs/glg-proposal-2007.htm
College of Applied Sustainability
http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm

The 2005-6 original GLG invitation, vision statements and proposal can be found at http://www.iicph.org/docs/glg2006.htm.

~ ALL MY RELATIONS ~

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I'd like to meet MARGARET

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maya arul to Paolo, Ian, Nadja, Gabriel, me
show details Mar 22 Reply

yeah these are my thought
the first 5, but lets all get on a confrence call we have to
me , you guys, gabe, ian ,nadja and andrew

1. the podiums on the stage , i dont like very much, i dont see the point of them , could this be more purposeful, light could it be a light or a shape thats more interesting?

2, we have to start thinking about outfit maybe it could be made from reflective material and the lights on the stage can be calculated to make that look amazing , so in one song we can kill all lights and jus do one song spot lit with reflective cloths

3, we need to start getting Andrew in to the mix so we can start figuring out how long it will take to program the Limar again with new 3d images

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

5, shade can we have our on shape ? do they have to be in the template shapes?

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hahaha!! this one!!

yeah who the hell does Chuck E for takeout!

The only plausible scenario I can come up with is that a kid's bday party got canceled because of COVID, and their parent offered to pick up the shitty pizza as a consolation prize

Does the robot rat bring it to your house?

Another order today! Same person, same Chuck E. Cheese, same order.

Their phone # is on the order, and I'm very tempted to text them and ask them to explain.

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Weird DMS - Accidently impregnating my teacher

I'm not even sure I got the right email address for this (I just guessed your name), but here goes. I was in 8th grade (age 13 - 14, I was 14 at the time) and my keyboard stopped working. My music teacher (the head of the department of music) who was really nice, let me borrow a keyboard for practise. I took it home and used it for about 2 weeks. This was years ago and back then I used to jack off alot, and some of "it" went on the keyboard by accident. I tried to clean it up but apparently I couldn't so when I returned it, it was too late. Some months go by and she tells our class that she's pregnant, of which we all congratulated her.

She got off on maternity leave, but she never came back, I didn't think anything of it. But up till now, I didn't make the connection until there were some rumors in class that she had cheated with some south asian looking guy, and that was why her baby also looked south asian. My classmates also said that she had got divorced because of this. So when that baby is old enough to take a DNA test, I'll have a lot of explaining to do. I felt really bad because she was a good teacher and I got A's in her class and as previously stated, she was really nice. I meant no harm and knowing her, she didn't cheat with some south asian guy.

I don't think I was being a bad person, I was just down bad at the time and it had consequences

Did she fuck the keyboard

symphony in a minor

this week i have gotten a flight confirmation for someone with my name going from philadelphia to st. louis on 4/29 and a google doc about leadership activities shared with me

also wtf at that keyboard story

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Dear Brian and Mary Jane,

After further research, I have some questions I would like you to answer regarding Ellie's
behavior to the best of your ability. Email your reply and I will review as able.

1. Is there any relation of aggression to when the Ellie eats? Before or after meals?
Close to feeding time?

2. I know this often occurs when she jumps in your lap and has been there. Is there a
particular location in the house you are sitting? Is it an area Ellie can see out windows?
Hear outside noises more clearly?

3. Does she ever exhibit aggressive behavior in the area you feed her?

4. How long has Ellie usually been seated on you prior to the behavior? Does she tend to
look at your hands while they are still and then attack when they move?

5. Some cats can have anxiety related aggression; anticipating being moved, left, or even
owner disappearing for bed. Do any of these occur?

6. Does Ellie vocalize when you talk with her and/or interact with her? Has she always
done this since she has been with you?

7. How has her sociability changed since you adopted her? Prior to starting fluoxetine.

Our goal with diving deep into the details is to determine if there are triggers that have
not been identified. If the behavior is truly random (no triggers) it would suggest a
neurologic disease is more likely.

Jodee,

The monument was placed today in the cemetery.

I have attached a picture.

(Attached picture of the grave of a couple, one of whom died in 1986 and one in 2022)

Dear Brian and Mary Jane,

(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)
(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)
(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)
(Please don't be a child. Or a monkey.)

5. Some cats...

whewwwwwwwww

I never want any of my customers to feel like I haven't delivered on my work, and in this situation that was not the case. Unfortunately the previous plumber who installed your grease trap and mop sink did not install the correct piping of 3in PVC and only installed 2 in PVC pipes. I did my due deligence of installing what was correct for what you had. Unfortunately when dealing with drainage it is illegal to go from a bigger pipe size down to a smaller pipe size so it was no way of making any of that 3 in, plus like I explain yesterday even if I did illegally increase the piping in the ground to 3in draining into a 2 in pipe by the time I reached the 3 bay sink the piping would have been above the floor. Furthermore what I installed yesterday did help the system. But adding that second 2 in line you can run the 3 basin sink and kitchen dishwasher at the same time without flooring. Also you can run all 4 sinks without flooding. Unfortunately running more that 1 sink plus the dishwasher will cause flooding. That would have happen regards if I increased the piping in the wall to 3 in because it's draining into a 2 inch in the ground. You may not want to hear this but your true solution is to take out the grease trap, grab the 4 in PVC piping from the bathroom and reconfigure the kitchen that way. If you do not believe me you can get a second or third opinion. Lastly you will not be charged anymore money. The first payment is all I'm going to charge you. I will have an receipt sent to you sometime either today or tomorrow. I hope that this does not affect your business relationship. I have over 17 years of plumbing experience and I would never take advance of any customer, the way you left did not sit well with my spirit, so I had to reach out. I hope we can continue to work in the future. Thank you and have a good day

Mr. Johnson,

This situation is the case. Your creation. Your work has created even a bigger issue. You did not correct anything. Nor did you do the work we agreed upon.

Your excuses are wonderful in their explanation. However, you are supposed to be the professional. You did no due diligence before or during the work. If you had, the work you did perform should not have been done and you should have come to me with an explanation.

Right now, I have water running all over the floor from the drain You installed. Everything is worse than before. I am going to have a professional company out to repair.

You have done a great disservice to me, my customers and my staff. Loss of kitchen (3 days to this point, more than likely many more), loss of tips to staff and are tarnishing my reputation.

I understand you claim to have 17 years as a plumber professional. But this work is completely unacceptable.

A reimbursement of the deposit for the faulty work done would be nice. However, do not expect any further payments on the faulty work done.

Check out your current progress, Helena

Firstly apologies for not being in contact sooner.

Since I was allocated your incident I have been away due to illness and on annual leave.

I have looked through the crime updates and seen that you have been attempting to find out when you can have your vehicle returned. Scenes of Crime officers have attempted to gain access to your vehicle at the recovery compound. On both occasions they were unable to get a response. It stated on the updates that your vehicle was unlocked as the keys were not with the vehicle when recovered. On 15/07/23 a Scenes of Crime officer attended the recovery compound but could not obtain entry to the vehicle as it was now locked. How this has happened I am afraid that I am at a loss.

I will be in contact to obtain a loss statement from you next week if at all possible. Due to my shifts I will be back in on duty and able to see you on Monday 31st between 07:00 and 16:00 if that is convenient? If you are able to be seen could you let me know when is convenient and whether you would like to be seen at home or at Exeter Police Station please?

I see from the last update by the front office staff you spoke to yesterday that you have a set of keys. The initial input after the theft suggested that both sets may have been taken or that there was a set in a different part of the Country. Would you be in a position for us to have the set you have so that I can speak to the Scenes of Crime officers to ask them to reattend to examine your vehicle please?

Harvest Disco Permission Slip

Friends of Countess Anne School

Thursday 12th October 2023

4.30pm – 5.30pm Reception, Year 1 and 2
6pm – 7.30pm Year 3, 4, 5 and 6

One slip required per child
On the day please leave and collect your children from the School Hall, access via the playground

£6 per ticket
This includes unlimited drinks, hot dogs, dance competitions, chill out area and arts and crafts table.
There will also be a tuck shop to buy additional snacks.

Children on FSM are entitled to a free ticket

£6!! We're charging £3.50 for ours.

Ambiguous comma placement but 6 seems a good deal if it’s unlimited hot dogs

I love collecting children

If your goal is to redeem them for valuable prizes, boy, do I have news for you.

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3340 West Southern Avenue
Phoenix, AZ 85041

Check #48 Table B9
Guest Count: 3
Ordered: 10/29/23 12:08 PM

2 BH Special 117.98
1 Side Oxtail 23.00
2 The OG 18.00
OJ
2 Liquarita 24.00
1 Side Catfish 7.00
1 Hawaiian Sunset 14.00
1 Steak & Eggs 25.99
Well Done
Scrambled
No Toast

Subtotal 203.98
Tax 17.52
Tip 40.80
Total 262.30

Yes, I immediately looked up what the "Brunch House Special" could possibly be, and it is: jerk lamb chops, collard greens w/smoked turkey, red velvet waffles, and chicken fried lobster tail (also they have bottle service).

i was all, What kind of restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona, serves collard greens and chicken fried lobster tail?

And then I really lol.

https://i.imgur.com/OihJfKf.png

https://i.imgur.com/nZDfXu8.png

"liquarita"

That is a LOT OF FOOD yeesh.

Olá James, espero que esteja bem!

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/recordscratch.

I can no longer tell if people are genuinely idiots and want to hand all their personal data over to me, or these are some weird scam/linkjack things.

Weird I also get emails in Brazilian Portuguese all the time

Someone in Columbia south Carolina has just shopped at a Burlingtons and sent me their receipt for $255 worth of crap that includes cans and cans of deodorant.

got a bunch of these a couple of days ago:

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Might as well

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nah it's not expensive enough https://www.venetianlasvegas.com/suites/luxury-king-suites.html

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got two tickets for https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/bushfire-physics-with-bruce-leaver-moruya-library-tickets-951205169267

you'll be glad when a bushfire erupts in your kitchen

I've been to Moruya. There are some lovely beaches nearby! It's spring on this side of the world! You should go!

26 Oct, subject: Child maintenance

I have just received this information via email.

Since you’ve been paying a ridiculous low amount of CM, I have struggled to give our boys what they need. I would appreciate you do the right thing and at least pay the arrears you owe.

17 Nov, subject: (no subject)

Please consider the boys before you turn up showing off new things.

Think of their feelings

Rough. That one is tell her(?) she’s got the wrong address

I’d*, sigh

I did and wished her good luck.

I'm not saying I wasn't tempted by an all-caps 'Stop turning the boys against me' but I behaved like a human

heh

Got an email last week from a young Republican applying for a job in the office of Pennsylvania Senator-elect Dave McCormick. This person did video production and social media for the campaign and is trying to parlay that into a full-time staff position. He addressed the email to "James," and I figured out that McCormick has an advisor named James [my last name], who presumably has a similar email address to mine. Today the job seeker has followed up to ask whether his first email was received.

In most other circumstances, I would let the person know that they have the wrong address. But I suppose I don't feel like extending that kindness in this case.