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Option	Votes
Mccain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus	3
Children Admit To Being Little Shits. Vide	2
John Edwards Admits Fathering Clay Aiken's Baby	2
Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Batman	1
Paris Hilton Infested With Cockroaches	1
Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples	1
Attack Of The Zombie Negroes_ Dick Cheney	1
Bulimia Not The Same As Being A Greedy Bastard, Say Doctors	1
Scarlett Johanssen nude video	1
John Mccain Taps Osama Bin Laden As Running Mate	1
audio Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet	1
John Mccain _I Promise To Invade Your Vaginas.	1
Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer (nerd lolz)	0
Sarah Jessica Parker Arrested For Gross Negligee	0
PopeWatch_ Fox News Personally Confirms the Pope's Death	0
Laika The Russian Space Dog, Returns To Earth (wciw: would click it with!)	0
Sarkozy Carla Bruni Sex Film Shocker At Windsor Castle	0
Cheney Visits Afghan President Shoots Him In The Face	0
Illegal Immigrants Seize Control Of The U.S. (1776 amirite)	0
Bush Down to 8 Friends on Myspace	0
NASA to use Space Shuttles to Kill Birds	0
Blair_ Im Not Gay, Thats Just My Accent	0
Stock Markets Close As Global Earth World Planet International Buys All Shares (CEO Capt. Planet amirite)	0
video Cindy Mccain Talks About Her Boobs	0
And Now We Return To The Subject Of Jennifer Anistons Breasts	0
Obama Is Anorexic Over-Exerciser	0
Rupaul_ Ron Paul Is My Brother!	0
Paris Hilton Lectures On Dickens And Dostoevsky	0
School Board Adopts Gay-Ass Uniform Policy	0
Obama Captures Osama	0
Arnold Says im Gay Too!	0
For The Man Who Has Everything_ Three Tits (Total Recall made Arnold gay?)	0
Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda	0
Aliens Abducted By Michael Jackson	0
Al Qaeda Reports Declining Revenues in Fiscal '08	0
Ican To Shut Down Email Services World Wide	0

― bnw, Monday, 18 August 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

all from the company spam filter :/

― bnw, Monday, 18 August 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

Paris Hilton infested with cockroaches is an interesting visual.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 18 August 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

is this style of spam a new thing or have i just been checking my junk mail more often recently

― max, Monday, 18 August 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

I vote secret hippopotamus

― Edward III, Monday, 18 August 2008 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

Paris Hilton Lectures On Dickens And Dostoevsky

^ was this until I realized it read dickens not dicks

― Edward III, Monday, 18 August 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

"Children Admit To Being Little Shits" - one for the ages there. I bet Elizabethan spam had something similar. I think there's even a panel in the Bayeaux tapestry about it.

It's not on the list, but one I got yesterday said "NASA claims Martian soil ideal for growing weed".

― snoball, Monday, 18 August 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Monday, 18 August 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

"School Board Adopts Gay-Ass Uniform Policy" rings very true for me :(

― bnw, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

This song triggers some really hard realizations for me, In a lot of ways I see myself as that "Desperado".

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

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