Dear waitress and cook who work at the diner

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When I ask politely for no pickle it's because WHEN YOU PUT IT ON THE PLATE IT GETS PICKLE JUICE ON EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES TASTES LIKE FUCKING PICKLE.

PICKLE IS DISGUSTING. I don't want it. Fo rillz.

Stevie D, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

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Matt P, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link

banned

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

Matt P, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

im sure i speak for said waitress and cook when i say: pickle haters do not deserve our sympathies

ice crӕm, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I do not eat pickles, but I do not have anything against them anymore. I fully sympathize with stevie's situation -- the juice used to make me throw up, literally.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m298/blue_woods/pickle_juice1.jpg

Matt P, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Pickles are good. I hate when places wanna charge like a dollar for an extra pickle slice. Just hook a man up picklemongers.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

you don't like-a the juice, eh?

^^^ play on a well-loved skit from Saturday Night Live in the early 90's featuring Rob Schneider as a creepily overzealous Greek restauranteer, very funny, a must-see!

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link

i love pickles and i hate when they forget them! i would rather have pickle juice all over the plate than no pickle at all

in sum, you are wrong if you don't like pickles

harbl, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Pickles help the world turn round.

kingfish, Thursday, 11 September 2008 05:46 (sixteen years ago) link

i only like certain pickles

genital grinder (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.picklestheclown.com/

velko, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.picklesthecat.com/

genital grinder (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

NEVER FORGET
http://videodetective.com/photos/105/004417_36.jpg

velko, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar

you don't make friends with salad (Jordan), Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck pickles

DZL (deeznuts), Thursday, 11 September 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

he has a point

genital grinder (roxymuzak), Thursday, 11 September 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

pickles don't (they're too floppy)

remy bean, Friday, 12 September 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i like those crunchy little baby pickles

The 69, 666, 420th Beatle (latebloomer), Friday, 12 September 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

those are the best things

you don't make friends with salad (Jordan), Friday, 12 September 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link

cornichons?

you don't make friends with salad (Jordan), Friday, 12 September 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link


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