he's taller than i thought
ws girlfriend
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)
roffles
― "the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:44 (sixteen years ago)
LOL
― carne asada, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)
which whole foods
― Get a life you owned motherfuckers. (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
omg this is so gay, you were both in whole foods
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
its weird cause cutty is into scientific food intake and max is double morbidly obese
― Get a life you owned motherfuckers. (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
We already knew max was gay b/c he has a girlfriend -- that is the gayest thing you can do, imo.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
did u "cruise" him
― am0n, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
i livecruised him
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)
it was tribeca whole foods btw
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
and he has no idea about any of this
did u say hi
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
post this to nyc missed connections
― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)
see post above yours
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)
why didn't you say hi? do you not like "max"?
― Is because I think a lot of the music you like is flowery? (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
did not even know there was a tribeca wholefoods - things are springing up like weeds - weeds!
― Get a life you owned motherfuckers. (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
I saw n/a in Wicker Park once. Didn't say anything.
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)
i saw jw in century 21 once
― Get a life you owned motherfuckers. (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
Did you say hi?
I can't believe all this spotting without saying hi! For the record, if anyone ever sees me somewhere please say hi!
― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)
HI
― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)
why didn't i say hi?
when faced with the option of awkwardly introducing myself to him and his girlfriend (i've never met max) or not saying anything and posting about it on the internet...
it's obvious why i didn't say hi
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)
"hi, i'm cutty. how are you, are you max? awesome, yeah whatcha got there, organic yogurt and a CD of pan flute music, cool, me too."
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)
"oh, is that your gf? WS!"
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
that part is optional
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ this
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)
didnt know WF IS NEW CRUISING GROUND
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
seriously? it's the only place i can pick up chicks thsese days
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
cutty do u work @ city hall or what?
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)
100 church st. where are you? you couldn't have gotten back to brooklyn that fast.
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)
my office is at nassau and beekman
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
i was getting lunch w/ my chick
ws
― marty flipman (jeff), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)
can we all get lunch?
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)
;)
srsly i'm teasing. she has a cuet nose tho.
(ws)
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
just for the record I would have paid for cell phone video of you saying this
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
cutty lets have a lunch date soon
i always pictured our first date to involve ian's bong, but ok
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)
honestly i should have just tackled you into the pile of nectarines
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
aw you were picturing our first date?
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
there were candles
a+
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)
you wanted to playfully tackle him into the pile of nectarines and from there on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate
― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
this is sort of beautiful all of a sudden
― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
is that ian's bong or are you just happy to see me
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)
"from there on" xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
ENBB, if i saw you, i'd definitely say hi, you know what i'm saying?
― cutty, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)
: D
― jØrdån (omar little), Friday, 13 November 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
Is that some sort of shrimp croissant he's proffering there?
― Obscured by clowns (NickB), Friday, 13 November 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
it's a shrimpucopia! no wait it's a cornushrimpia! no wait it's a prawnucopia! no wait it's a shrimpuprawnia! no wait it's a cornuprawnishrimp!
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 13 November 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
just kidding you guys. it's a cornucopia filled with shrimp. that's all it really is. <:P
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 13 November 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
i did buy some shrimp last night, at whole foods.
i had to restrain myself from saying to the dude: "shrimpsgiving?! goddam, you just blew the fucking lid off that one"
― goole, Friday, 13 November 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
You trying to tell me that it's some sort of Prawn of Plenty?
― Obscured by clowns (NickB), Friday, 13 November 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
it looks a big shrimp puking out little shrimps
― fel (latebloomer), Friday, 13 November 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)
congratulations, max and cutty!‘I do’ in Aisle 2: Couple marries at Whole Foods
― tehresa, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
aw!i went to wf yesterday and i did not see max, cutty, or john waters
― harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
One of my favorite life moments was witnessing a dude propose to his gf at Old Country Buffet using the intercom.
― Miss Bannister (╓abies), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
did she say yes?
― kshighway (ksh), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
“She looks at me with those Spanish eyes and I melt,” he said.
http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/10.gif
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
She said yes. And it was joyous.
― Miss Bannister (╓abies), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
fwiw her name is Greek, although this doesn't discount Spanish heritage. Hope he isn't confused. "Greek eyes" doesn't really trip off the tongue so well
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
maybe her mother was spanish!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, that's what I meant! Like, given a choice between Greek and Spanish...
*waves Cypriot flag defiantly*
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
he looks at me with those cypriot eyes and i lol
― harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
hahahaha you've been taking posting tips from estela haven'tcha
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
yeah she tells me what to post
― harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
i kneel before the telekinetic interdimensional zingmaster
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
"Visit CreepyGif.com to view this GIF animation"
― jaxon, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
Cypriot eyes, watchin you, watchin your every move
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 January 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
so in an odd twist of fate, and unbeknownst to her, mr. cutty's GF isin the same room as me right now.
should I:
(a) continue to stalk her(b) make small talk (ZMOG I <3 your BF!)(c) continue to nosh and drink my beer with my bros
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 November 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago)
Where is my sweet prince cuttlez?
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 November 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago)
u chose snarkness
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 12 November 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
ask about cuttyhorse
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 November 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
is she a chestnut mare?
― hair length/style continuity errors (buzza), Friday, 12 November 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)
okay i chose (c), sorry cuttlez
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 November 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago)
you didnt say hi?
― cutty, Friday, 12 November 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
was she making out with any doods bro?
― cutty, Friday, 12 November 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
I LOVE THIS STORY!! MORE DETAILS PLEASE!
ALSO, I THOUGHT USER CUTTY WAS A GAY??? WEIRD!
― ddb, Friday, 12 November 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ well worth the wait
― jeff, Friday, 12 November 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
ddb bringing it as always
― max, Friday, 12 November 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago)
hawt btw icyww. why didn't she bring her BF with her is a really solid question but it was not in the cards that night. maybe next time in the 11211.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 November 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)
icyww?
― am0n, Friday, 12 November 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
if cutty you would wrestle
― am0n, Friday, 12 November 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
jicyww...
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 November 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
jew if cutty you would wrestle
― am0n, Friday, 12 November 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
ilxors making moves on other ilxors' ladies wtf
― jeff, Friday, 12 November 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
i'll come to SF this winter brodie! can we snuggle?
― cutty, Monday, 15 November 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago)
we can get a human centipede if you want
― jaxon, Monday, 15 November 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
I would have pegged Ned for about that height.
― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 4:03 PM
would peg
― velko, Tuesday, May 19, 2009 4:04 PM
― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
just pegged ilx user "ned raggett" in whole foods
― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
nedpeg.jpeg
― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
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― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
I know ned's gonna love it, Peg
― buzza, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
I JUST SAW ILX USER "CUTTY" AT BOWERY BALLROOM
― max, Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
hes really fat
he was all alone
― max, Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)
9/11 benefit concert?
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
:)
― cutty, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)