LOL BROCAVORES

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/word-of-the-moment-brocavore/

ˈbrōkə vôr (n.) | A dude involved in the local food movement and restaurant scene. Typically identified by his fixed-gear bicycle, tattoos, facial hair and fondness for craft beer (preferably Sixpoint) in a jar and early Pavement. Commonly seen at Roberta’s, Prime Meats, the Bell House.

you making fun of shasta?

yes! but you have to replace these brooklyn signifiers with SF foodie-isms

i wrote a crust-punk anthem about rebel foodies. wanna see the lyrics?

Typically identified by his:

[ ] fixed-gear bicycle
[ ] tattoos
[ ] facial hair
[ ] fondness for craft beer in a jar
[ ] early Pavement*

0/5
*as of Sunday tho lol

^ i was gonna post that exact same thing (except the pavement. what happened bro?)

malkmus break heart all time?

i sold a crate of vinyl i found in my closet which featured all those early pavement 7"/10"/12"s (OOP RARE LQQK).

my slay tracks 7" still had the $1.99 price tag on it from Aron's.

rip

you must have a big closet to have lost a crate of vinyl in it; kudos

buried under 300 pairs of jeans

lolz SHASTAVORE

shasta in 2010:

i am not a collector
i am not a foodie
i do not ride a fixed gear bike
i do not like pavement

i am a foodie! it's just i'm not very local food oriented, i have pretty global tastes.

also: fixed gear bike was sold last year and pavement records were sold this year to clear room for new developments!

seasons change, people change

ROAD RACING! WIFEY!

tbf, that sounds a lot more like me and my friends than it does shasta

this thread wasn't only for SS

yeah, i'm definitely not saying that stereotype does not exist in SF... it's a dime a dozen in the mission, it's hard ~not~ to find people like that tbh.

ZOMG BROCAVORE

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Typically identified by his:

[x] fixed-gear bicycle*
[ ] tattoos
[ ] facial hair
[x] fondness for craft beer in a jar**
[x] early Pavement***

*disassembled since mar 09
**only use jars cuz i dont have many glasses
***i guess i like pavement?

you guess???

gotta own it man

no summer babes for you, sir!

u_u

that'll teach you to be ambivalent.

it was the "early" part, really

two states for sure

early pavement is westing

old lady full of nickels, full of nickels and dimes

I gotta mine that's mine

Inglourious Basterds
They're elegant bachelors

Commonly seen at Roberta’s, Prime Meats, the Bell House.

^^ never been to any of these places btw. but i do drink beer out of a jar at fette sau, when i'm not drinking bourbon. often a sixpoint beer, too. what can i say, the brownstone ale & the righteous rye & the sweet action ale = killer brews!

I want these cheap late night pulled-pork sammiches @Fette Sau

every night after 11!!

not Fri-Sat, i imagine?

EVERY NIGHT AFTER 11.

Sixpoint Righteous Rye is one of my favorite beers at the moment

Drinking for two

congrats ;)

I want a pulled pork sandwich.

eating for two.

By the time I finish that sandwich I will be having a pulled-pork baby.

well maybe i head to Wburg 'early' on Sat night then!

my dad might be visiting me this weekend, but call me if yer thinking of hangin, morbs.

f'shaw

f'slaw

Any connection between brocavores and urban woodsmen?
http://images.nymag.com/guides/everything/urbanwoodsman/woodsman100208_560.jpg

http://nymag.com/guides/everything/urbanwoodsman/63407/

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Royal_Robbins_2_by_Tom_Frost.jpg/457px-Royal_Robbins_2_by_Tom_Frost.jpg

look at this fukkin hipster

(btw that pic of john salathe is of him gathering herbs in the swiss alps, OG brocavore)

vintage WS dude in glasses

that is royal robbins and he ruuuuuuuuuuules

cleaned up ski town/mountain bro

ya, i was gonna say this is exactly what i looked like last weekend in tahoe

xpost- yeah this thread turned rad

I bought some glasses that were a lot like that second dude's to replace my glasses I had for years. then I got shitfaced on coney island during/after the siren festival last year and rode the cyclone and they flew off. now I'm back to my old glasses I was tired of ;_; r.i.p.

<3in' royal robbins

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/26159947/Eden+Ahbez+c.jpg

there was a bro, a very strange enchanted bro

:D <3 eden ahbez

I bought some glasses that were a lot like that second dude's to replace my glasses I had for years. then I got shitfaced on coney island during/after the siren festival last year and rode the cyclone and they flew off. now I'm back to my old glasses I was tired of ;_; r.i.p.

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yo dawg, get some jail issued cheapies. look pretty rad
http://www.magnificentbastard.com/posts/ask-the-mb-retro-eyewear

guess who wrote this on facebook today, okay? i'll give you a hint. Hawaii.

"Among the things I did today: neti pot, kombucha, yoga."

GG?

Among the things I did today: neti pot, kombucha, where to buy weed.

hey, wait, doesn't anyone want to read the lyrics to my controversial crust-punk anthem about rebel foodies? i forgot i posted that. it took me, like, five minutes to write them! you can even have them for your own crust-punk band if you want.

GG?

you betcha.

stop teasing scott, just post them

Those dudes upthread look pretty much how my dad looked in the 70's.

okay, here you go. i call this number HARICOT VERT RAMP.

WYLIE DUFRESNE!
WYLIE DUFRESNE!
WYLIE DUFRESNE!
GO!!!!!!!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE BLACK BLOC?
WHERE DID THOSE FUCKERS GO?
THEY WERE GONNA SAVE ME FROM STARBUCKS
BUT THINGS GOT HOT…
IN GUANTANAMO!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE BLACK BLOC?
WHERE DID THOSE FUCKERS GO?
THEY’RE IN THE WOODS BREWING MY KOMBUCHA
WHEN THINGS GOT HOT THEY HAD TO…
GO!!!

WEST COAST MORELS!
40 BUCKS A POUND!
WEST COAST MORALS!
40 BUCKS A POUND!
WEST COAST MORELS!
40 BUCKS A POUND!
WEST COAST MORALS!
40 BUCKS A POUND!!!!!!!!!!!

like i said, kinda controversial. but i can take the heat. sometimes you have to speak truth to power.

and rebel against him you did, m. white

scott you are like pynchon sometimes

dudes in flannels with facial hair = always in style

Well, always the same, anyway.

<3 Scott Seward

loving scott's killer hc jam ;_;

<3 <3 <3

Srsly tempted to post whole lyrics to friend's locavore foodie blog.

scott that rules

nyc is so far behind the midwest when it comes to craft beer, it's not even a thing

40oz of morels to freedom

<3 that the urban woodsman thing is making me look momentarily fashionable

http://thegreatmorel.com/images/mushmove.gif

didn't we already have a thread on this show?
http://www.ifc.com/dinner-with-the-band/

this one looked really good. u guys ever had a "chicken of the woods" mushroom?
http://www.ifc.com/dinner-with-the-band/psychic-city-picado-and-summer-bok-choy.php

http://www.higginslakerealestate.com/wwwroot/modules/wys/user_file/983/Image/DSC00384.JPG

looks like a bunch of sham wows dude's got there

shamwows are actually harvested from fungi

chicken of the woods/shelf mushrooms grow on a tree in front of my parents' house and one time these people came and asked if they could take some. i had no idea you could eat them.

they work for vince

according to my sister, anything growing on a tree is edible, if not actually tasty

do not construe this as definitive advice however. not a mycologist etc

too late i ate a mushroom on a tree and now i am dead

and i am going to hire cutty to sue you, and your sister

from ~~~~beyond the grave~~~~

what if the tree is poisonous

yo dawg, get some jail issued cheapies. look pretty rad
http://www.magnificentbastard.com/posts/ask-the-mb-retro-eyewear

ha those do look pretty good. there's also a place in soho that's going outta business that I might try to hit up. selling everything for $50-$150

rip max heaven needed a guy that went to the same college as obama

ps my sister I'll see you in hell court

my sister IS A LAWYER

dammit

i was on dinner with the band once

once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJMIu18I8Y

hegan