what a horribly formed "joke"

This is apparantly the "Rocky Horror of furry fandom." I was of the right age to see this on VHS, but I guess I never did...

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:49 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Read that as "Analympics" :(

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:51 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think most people looking for analympics and finding that would be seriously disappointed.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:52 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but the thirty people who weren't went off and each made furry conventions. It's the Velvet Undergrowl of the movement.

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:54 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you say "growl" there

what a horribly formed "joke"!

i didnt even have to look at your name below that to know it was you, dude

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, August 15, 2009 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the only thing worse than posting pictures of albums on the internet would be if these kids like, started a twitter account and reviewed 1000 of them

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, January 3, 2010 6:57 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

using the word "smoosh" to describe vaginal penetration is 20 times more embarrassing and twee than wearing pasties and blowing rockabilly dudes, imo

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the correct phrase is "rockablowjob"

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:52 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Who is "joanna fucking newsom" and is there also a "joanna staying-pure-until-marriage newsom" out there?

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

oh whiney"paws"

waiting for stuff hipster puppies like

These dogs have SUNGLASSES...

BOW WOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY BOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY

some pretty corny joeks here guys! keep it up!

Kids be lovin' Chopin.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kidz bop chopin edition?

― phantompenguin, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kidz chop

kidz chop

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:40 PM (4 minutes ago)

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:45 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeff

jeff

― shite new answers (forksclovetofutti), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

now now boys play nice in the sandbox

this is supposed to be good-natured zinging like the zing thread, chill out everyone

i thought it was for bad jokes

rip custos thread

it's not about bad/corny jokes it's about unfortunate, ill-formed "jokes"

no wonder we're all in here

I'll be here all week

i'm never coming here again

livin it up at the joketell california

what a horribly formed "thread"

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do you get it lol roffle

xpost

these kind of threads, fun as they are, are much better performed incognito imo, like this absolute classic:

This is like a Comedy Script. Is it not poo?

^^^great thread, but most of the posts are also on What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works? which while longer gives a little more context

livin it up at the joketell California

The Tigger Movie was originally slated as direct-to-video, so my sympathetic write-in vote goes to it.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you misspelled...oh you said TIGGER

― Cyberdune Butt (Elvin Wayburn Phillips), Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uday hussein's favorite movie was air bud

jokes that are not even real

i think the Down Syndrome girl on Family Guy saying that her mom is the former governor of Alaska is more of a "joke" than a joke.

Once described as a mix between Placebo, The Cardigans and Goldfrapp this international group from Madrid are lapping up all their musical influences and delivering an honest and passionate musical response.

― dmr, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 7:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Placedagapp?

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 8:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

livin it up at the joketell california

sorry, man, I def don't mean for this to be the forks hall of fame or whatever, but that one grabbed me

my own fault for browsing ilx while waiting for cuban sandwiches; I will cop to that being "horribly formed"
though didn't someone else post a followup along the same lines?

PlabCrapFlap?

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 4:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no

peter criss is such a horseshit drummer

― Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, March 15, 2010 4:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I love the notion of a "Horseshit Drummer" .... a messy assignment.

― Alex in NYC, Monday, March 15, 2010 4:40 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actually that made me lol a tiny bit tbh

horseshit kind of cakes doesn't it? prolly get a pretty good sound out of them things.

the title of this thread always, always makes me lol

me too, actually.

amusing myself with various medical permutations of it at the moment

what a horribly formed "stoma"

what a horribly formed "stent"

almost cried w/lol over that one ice cr?am

what a horribly formed "arm" (as said to someone with a deformed arm)

ahem

A famous rock star once told me that she hated dancing to Appetite for Destruction when she was a stripper because they kept changing the time signatures and it made her feel awkward.

― Arthur, Sunday, October 21, 2001 7:00 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j. wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:18:58.000

maybe the arthritis was hard on her sha-na-na-na-knees

Philip Nunez wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:25:09.000

oh that's good

yeah that's pretty awesome

that is godlike

why the hell would a stripper have arthritis?

Something something wearing less in their joints something

Because they're always dancing to 'boom boom shake shake the rheum(atism)'

Now THAT'S a horribly formed 'joke'

jfc

welcome to the jointache

Well, with Travolta, it's well beyond the realm of rumor. Witnesses on the record, harassment suits settled, etc. But Cruise, not only is it strictly rumor, with no ratification, he's also very litigious. So Travolta could likely not get away with suing for libel, but Cruise, with no paper-trail (gay-per trail?), could easily bring down his giant lifts.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What, no Tom Cruising?

Tom of Cruiseland

sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)

http://www.brucienyc.com/

actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.

no forsyth no credibility

Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-apologizes-again-boobs-on-the-ground

as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt

boobs in the sky

xpost oic, thx

omg lagoon

I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just imagine the pitch
"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?"
"Ah, nah"
"We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts"
"hmm sure, why not"

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

. . . yeah

i deserve that

You flew too close to the sun.

The wax from your wings melting off your back as you plunged toward Mother Earth...

http://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article146057784.html

hey he didn't offer $1000 to any raven-haired sirens willing to be drowned in the mansion pool

Sorry OL...

From Star Wars thread about Solo movie
------------------------

"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"

"what's that?"

^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a bronie?

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

ha the first joke isn't horribly formed but this post is:

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

full of the elan of the original forks' post that inspired this thread

that elan musk

wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years

I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh my god

http://www.theglobalmalayalee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dannainan-262x262.png

when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten

― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:01 AM (ten hours ago)

livin it up at the joketell california

but you can never "lol"

paul linde in my hair

Lynde

what a horribly honked "bobo"

lol

i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here

p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.

https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD

worthy

sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023

Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023