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― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Saturday, 25 September 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Amon (eman), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

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Why are all these hipsters fabulously wealthy

― CATBEAST!! (Z S), Thursday, 28 January 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

also, not hipsters just old fucks

― randy e. bugler (jeff), Thursday, 28 January 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

xpost. ya seriously, nothing hipstery about this

― jaxon, Thursday, 28 January 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

disillusioned yuppies imo.

― Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 28 January 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)

u know i can hear you, right?

― jaxon, Thursday, 28 January 2010 06:12 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuck kind of horrible tumblr is this

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 28 January 2010 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

c'mon, it's hilarious.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

i thought they were funny

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

what a disaster for pictures with funny captions

― Dr. Goon Medicine Woman (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

unhappy about unhappy hipsters

― Don't delay, we cannot do this forever. (Matt P), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

it just has the wrong name and not always the right caption

― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

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― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

rooms unhappy white people sit in

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

unhappy white people

― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

what is up with them

― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

They are sterile.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

an argument for clutter

― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

the guy was probably image googling for modern beach houses when he got all lost in translation. i am tempted to build one sort of like that , all modern and rectangular prismatic , it should not be too expensive . think i will use less windows tho. too cold in here so it would not be economical, i think.

― Sébastien, Friday, 29 January 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

where there are huge windows you could put plywood instead

― harbl, Friday, 29 January 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/tfr/1907878592.html

is this a thread youd link this in

― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Sunday, 29 August 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

Been called a hipster? Deny being a hipster, but own various wardrobe and sport an asymetrical hair style that is considered Non-Mainstream?

deej?

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

smhh

― hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

own various wardrobe

― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

shaking your hipster head

― diamonddave85, Sunday, 29 August 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://hipsteripsum.me/

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 11 August 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

pretty great

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 12 August 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/amish8.jpg

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

"The Amish 8"

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

presented by Vice Magazine

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Zico Coconut Water

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

and Taco Bell Flaming Hot Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco Shells

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

is that jim o' rourke bottom left?

― caek, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

height is about right

― caek, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

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so which ilx0r submitted text to hipster ipsum

― dmr, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

i think fap means something different in internet slang than it does in ilx slang...

― jaxon, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

100% HIPSTER SCORE

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TRIANGLES
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sorry i had to vent off somewhere

― jumpskins, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

also SOCKS ARENT COOL

― jumpskins, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://hipsterswhodresslikejackie.tumblr.com/

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 05:33 (twelve years ago)

figured that would wind up around here somewhere. There is a definite connection between current hipster trends and 90s "funky" mom wear.

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

the young-people friends of my friend definitely dress like that

― mh, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://qz.com/103785/hipsters-are-buying-vinyl-records-but-they-arent-listening-to-them
drudgesiren.gif

― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

not our fault his friends aren't listening to his record.

― dan selzer, Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

that was kind of my takeaway too!

― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

He is right though...that's what download cards are for.

― dan selzer, Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

nine months pass...

http://oi57.tinypic.com/rmuzwl.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 19 May 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

http://hipsterbait1.tumblr.com/
http://www.shardcore.org/shardpress/index.php/2014/04/30/hipsterbait1/

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

Man, those aren't even remotely funny.

― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

the algorithm has yet to learn humor

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah, it's less about funny and more about that anyone would ever buy these under any circumstances

The pleasure in these cognitively dissonant juxtapositions comes from our recognition that they come from the same class of things, but the referent is wrong. One of the most popular examples emerged immediately after the death of Lou Reed, featuring an image of Iggy Pop. It’s delightful because it allows us a moment of smugness as we recognise the ‘mistake’ being made. We wear this pun on a t-shirt as a form of social signaling – ‘Look at this joke I’ve recognised, do you recognise it as well?’ – it allows us to show a particular aspect of our taste to strangers, displaying an glimpse of our inner mental life to the world at large. For this to work, the juxtaposition has to be from the same domain; Lou Reed/Iggy Pop works, but Lou Reed/Katy Perry would not.

― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:04 (eleven years ago)

idea's stupid as hell, but even then lou reed/katy perry would work better than lou reed/iggry pop. mocks people who find their "moment of smugness" "delightful" for knowing the existence of music artists, plus adds a little idgaf attitude and stupidity into the mix. dude fails completely.

― Spectrum, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

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