BROS ICING BROS

http://money.cnn.com/2010/05/26/news/companies/bros_icing_bros.fortune/index.htm

unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block,"

Can you also block if you're carrying some real booze?

"A bro is a college-age person," he says. "They like to hang out. A lot of them drink beer and wear backwards baseball caps. A lot of them drive SUVs and listen to Dave Matthews Band."

Smirnoff: Bro is Me?

god fuck this

officially done using the word bro

r.i.p. bro

RIB

brokkake

god those subheds

Bro With the Flow

The Bro-Eds Behind It

wtf does that second one even mean

worse than the fake NY Post puns on 30 Rock

Memoirs of a Geiss - Ha!

bro-eds like co-eds

I kept thinking, "brains?" "broads?"

(Coolio, the rapper, has already been iced)

sinister

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2010/05/if_you_should_get_iced_request.php

blurgh.

from the link in the op:

participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs

first person to try this shit with me is getting a bottle thrown at them.

John Ryan didn't see it coming.

so, bro, you're carrying a bottle w/you at all times for the next time?

I'm not going to drink that shit, and I certainly don't chug a drink because I got "iced."

i have 2 bottles of the mango kind in my fridge

i dont really have an opinion on this "meme" i just thought it was funny

at first i thought they were talking about bottles of vodka, which would have more interesting consequences

couldve iced a bro at any time in the last few months but theyre just sitting there on the bottom shelf behind the brita filter and the kind of ketchup we dont like

its important to have a 'take' on all 'memes'

otherwise u are decreasing the value of ur brand

"Diageo never wants underage icing."

its important to have a 'take' on all 'memes'

just gonna leave the blogging, like single inverted commas, to the professionals

seems 'wise'

very carles of you, max

and the winner to 'worse than icing your bro' goes to: http://wcbstv.com/seenat11/vodka.eye.shots.2.1717592.html

so many terrible lines in that article.

"That sounds like the most idiotic thing I've ever heard in my life," said Alex Fast of the East Village.

The term "a shot to the eye" is taking on a new and more dangerous meaning among young people. The shots they're taking aren't punches, but alcohol. And doctors say their search for "fun" could cost them their vision.
http://www.vdare.com/images/091706_ss_WelcomeOurNew.jpg

oh man I was just gonna bring this up

unlike bro icing, I actually have heard of people doing this

somehow I can't summon up too much sympathy for people who are willingly pouring vodka into their eye

glad we've found something dumber than shoving booze up your ass

these people should probably just be doing hard drugs

or huffing paint

1. Australian tequila shot

Taking a shot of tequila by: (in this order)

1. Snorting a line of salt.
2. Taking the shot.
3. You or a friend squirting lime into your eye.

Also known as a, "suicide tequila shot."
"Hey Ryan, Austin, Sean! Lets all take Australian tequila shots!"

"Only with Patron will I ever take another Australian tequila shot."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-I54Epz9Hg

Guantanamo tequila shot

1. You don't get to eat salt, or anything, for a whole week
2. Waterboarded, but with tequila instead of water
3. You or a friend squirting lime into your eye.

4. somebody does a lynndie

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/TBFco3fzHiI/AAAAAAAAEGk/MUFetg3C_T0/s400/14.jpg

so this is like one of those assassins with spoons games that nerdy kids play their freshman year of college, but involving alcohol somehow makes it "cool" ? did these people eat paste as children?

no...they probably drank as children cause they were already cool

fucking fuck

http://girlsbuschinggirls.com/

bros drinking smirnoff ice and girls chugging busch? street signs on the walls, etc, which way is even up anymore in this crazy topsy turvy world in which we live

fucking fuck is right

take a knee, bro. take a knee

ha, this dumb shit happened.

I wonder if some late to the game frat is just picking up this now

~2010~

These bros, he says, are at the vanguard of the next phase in social media: real life.