lando sucks

http://www.coolwatersprods.com/images/landoclassic.jpg

take it back

NO. HE MADE A DEAL WITH THE ENPIRE!!!

he did it to save his city so

what was his special move?

dude had too much colt 45 and made a bad decision, we've all been there

i mean he's got this

http://i27.tinypic.com/14livc2.jpg
( >> >> + HK+HP)
but that's just a counter

lando sucks

^^^^

hrrrmmm

just entered the contest on this site, in it to win it so

http://www.workseverytime.com/

lando sucks and so does this guy

http://blogworkseverytime.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/colt-1.jpg

lando rules!
orlando sucks.

lando sucks

lando does suck

when i win the contest and meet lando i am going to tell him that you guys say he sucks at which point it will be your fault for making him feel bad

as threats go that one kinda tailed off

fuck lando, and get this, fuck colt .45 too.

colt 45 is the best of the malt liquors (uh oh)

that does not mean it is actually objectively good or anything, but i did get my entry cap for this contest by saying "oh huh olde english 800 no thanks but hey i will take that 40 of colt 45 if no one else wants it" so yknow i have my allegiances

if i'm gonna drink something that comes in a 40 oz container, 9 times out of ten it's gonna be a budweiser.

you have not walked a mile in drunk shoes until you have had a 40 of http://www.andorejr.com/upload/camo40.jpg

note: that label is full of 100% untruth. except for the alcohol content

wait so we were talking about some star trek guy or something

fuckin lando SUCKS.

lando fucked up
'they arrived right before you did' whatever jerk

if you guys think han wouldnt of done the exact same thing you are kidding yourselves

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2515/4112770903_e343926069.jpg

better:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VGHCag26a64/SW9rjLmgn0I/AAAAAAAAAFA/tlucWNvxzGQ/s400/SeniffLando.jpg

cloud city is cool
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/5/51/Cloudcity1.jpg

cloud shitty more liek it

lando's the only black guy in the entire galaxy (and i guess the only armenian), i'm gonna cut him some slack.

did anyone else think this thread was gonna be about landon donovan

no

I thought maybe he did poorly in an LA Galaxy game or something

carry on

ive never seen anyone refer to landon donovan as lando

LA galaxy relegated to cloud city

I'm sure at some period in landon donovan's life someone has called him lando

like, let's say landon donovan is watching star wars and lando is on the screen - surely somebody is gonna make a comment

I'm not particularly bothered by the Lando/Han dynamic, since it seems they spent most of their friendship dumping each other into shitty situations, but it is super annoying to me that the most unambiguously treacherous person in the Rebel Alliance is black.

none of this changes that Lando sucks, of course

landon donovan does not look like he's ever seen star wars

omg hi dere dropped the bomb on cloud city wtf

all your wookie are belong to us

Lando is so talented that he's promoted to general and leads the Rebel star fleet in ROTJ! The fastest trajectory in history: from gambler to general.

mayne i had a rough week in the gender balance thread pls don't take this one from me too

The fastest trajectory in history: from gambler to general.

He ran an entire city in THE CLOUDS between these two things, btw.

in fairness, he shot a giant fanged desert vagina right in the vulva

I'd make him a general too

He has a slave:

http://www.idonato.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Lobot.jpg

that is lobot his majordomo, dude is no slave

Dude didn't run Cloud City – he was like Reagan. He made speeches and fucked Jewish women.

goddamn that's a fucking line and a half

I wonder if Lando ever gets upset when he thinks that Lobot is talking to him, when in actuality he's communicating with the Cloud City computer.

lando doesn't suck, he was just getting han back for stealing the motherfuckin MILLENIUM FALCON from him

like I bet Han didn't even give lando time to remove the shag carpets and incense candles before he took it

on the other hand i'm sure lando left it with an empty tank

The least Lando could do was leave his Chi-Lites 8-tracks in the Falcon's boomin system.

lando's the only black guy in the entire galaxy

lando sucks

refutation of the modi

mizzell's a mod?

I wonder how lando dealt with death row on cloud city. like did he just drop them off the side of his city? what a fucking way to go that would be.

lando's the only black guy in the entire galaxy

so lando + poster makes five?

mizzell's a mod?

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE),

ha cmon man you don't expect me to try to get 'mizzell' into the same laboured gag? be reasonable.

(and i guess the only armenian)

hilaire

ha cmon man you don't expect me to try to get 'mizzell' into the same laboured gag? be reasonable.

okay yeah, that is fair

^ has the slow yet calm wisdom of a true jedi imo

http://www.screamingmonkeys.com/macewindu/macesplash.jpg

never happened afaic

lando sucks

i must admit i missed the section where sam jackson also played two planets

spoiler alert, mace windu died!!!!!

http://georgelucasneck.tumblr.com/

I wonder if Lando ever gets upset when he thinks that Lobot is talking to him, when in actuality he's communicating with the Cloud City computer.

― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 4:48 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark

^^ overlooked post

:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPT9LA-gA58
Why is Lando wearing Han's clothes?
Maybe the better question is: did Han Solo find Lando's clothes in the Millennium Falcon when he originally stole it?

han's got a dope jacket imo

fuckin lando

he nearly cost the rebels their savior, their princess, and their roguish hero and he makes general. all wedge does is own the skies and what's he get, an orange jumpsuit and the same rank for the entire war.

if you read the wedge antillies x-wing fleet series of books you will find that he recieves more than you could ever dream

of

if han and lando were a couple the gossip mags would call them... HANDO

lando failrissian imo

if you read the wedge antillies x-wing fleet series of books you will find that he recieves more than you could ever dream

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 6:29 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

slash fic where wedge receives a rim job from admiral akbar doesn't count

fuck lando. i get so mad everytime i watch this goddamn movie. what a fuckin jerk.

feel like that lando was my childhood star wars fav prob points to some deep character flaw

he was kinda pimpin, in a slimy and wretched way.

as child it was always the pimps who appealed to me most...

he did it to save his city so

― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:22 (4 months ago)

Boba Fett would kick his ass

it's a good point.
but everytime i watch empire i revert back to being an outraged 4 year-old who does not understand such things.

HE HAD NO CHOICE

he was just getting han back for stealing the motherfuckin MILLENIUM FALCON from him

― dyao, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 1:03 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

han won that ship fair and square in a game of sabacc, f u.

wacky sabaccy

lando is that guy in highschool who makes total sense in one way but at heart yr like fuck that guy and his bs. the best part is when chewie almost strangles him.

lando is oskar schindler

lando is lyfe, the rebels are the *ideals* we are taught from youth and the empire is yknow like jobs and shit

landon sucks?

http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/e-gall-jonathansmith-superheroes.jpg

Lando sucking
http://toppayingideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/landon_donovan_1.jpg

http://www.comicbookmarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/haleylandofinalsm.jpg

I suppose TESB is my favorite Star Wars film by far, and I don't even remember what Lando did.

30 FUCKIN' YEARS, MOVE ON