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not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

take it back

"goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

NO. HE MADE A DEAL WITH THE ENPIRE!!!

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

he did it to save his city so

the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

what was his special move?

"goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

dude had too much colt 45 and made a bad decision, we've all been there

(e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

i mean he's got this

http://i27.tinypic.com/14livc2.jpg
( >> >> + HK+HP)
but that's just a counter

"goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

lando sucks

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

hrrrmmm

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

just entered the contest on this site, in it to win it so

http://www.workseverytime.com/

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago)

lando sucks and so does this guy

http://blogworkseverytime.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/colt-1.jpg

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

lando rules!
orlando sucks.

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

lando sucks

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

lando does suck

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

when i win the contest and meet lando i am going to tell him that you guys say he sucks at which point it will be your fault for making him feel bad

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

as threats go that one kinda tailed off

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

fuck lando, and get this, fuck colt .45 too.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

colt 45 is the best of the malt liquors (uh oh)

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

that does not mean it is actually objectively good or anything, but i did get my entry cap for this contest by saying "oh huh olde english 800 no thanks but hey i will take that 40 of colt 45 if no one else wants it" so yknow i have my allegiances

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

if i'm gonna drink something that comes in a 40 oz container, 9 times out of ten it's gonna be a budweiser.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

you have not walked a mile in drunk shoes until you have had a 40 of http://www.andorejr.com/upload/camo40.jpg

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago)

note: that label is full of 100% untruth. except for the alcohol content

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

wait so we were talking about some star trek guy or something

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

fuckin lando SUCKS.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

lando fucked up
'they arrived right before you did' whatever jerk

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

if you guys think han wouldnt of done the exact same thing you are kidding yourselves

max, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 07:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2515/4112770903_e343926069.jpg

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

better:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VGHCag26a64/SW9rjLmgn0I/AAAAAAAAAFA/tlucWNvxzGQ/s400/SeniffLando.jpg

j0rdan sgt's tartan shorts club ban (crüt), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

cloud city is cool
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/5/51/Cloudcity1.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

cloud shitty more liek it

Aerosol, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

lando's the only black guy in the entire galaxy (and i guess the only armenian), i'm gonna cut him some slack.

mizzell, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

did anyone else think this thread was gonna be about landon donovan

iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

no

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

I thought maybe he did poorly in an LA Galaxy game or something

iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

carry on

iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

ive never seen anyone refer to landon donovan as lando

Efraqueen Juárez (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

LA galaxy relegated to cloud city

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure at some period in landon donovan's life someone has called him lando

iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

like, let's say landon donovan is watching star wars and lando is on the screen - surely somebody is gonna make a comment

iatee, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not particularly bothered by the Lando/Han dynamic, since it seems they spent most of their friendship dumping each other into shitty situations, but it is super annoying to me that the most unambiguously treacherous person in the Rebel Alliance is black.

none of this changes that Lando sucks, of course

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

landon donovan does not look like he's ever seen star wars

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

omg hi dere dropped the bomb on cloud city wtf

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

all your wookie are belong to us

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

Lando is so talented that he's promoted to general and leads the Rebel star fleet in ROTJ! The fastest trajectory in history: from gambler to general.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

mayne i had a rough week in the gender balance thread pls don't take this one from me too

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

The fastest trajectory in history: from gambler to general.

He ran an entire city in THE CLOUDS between these two things, btw.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

in fairness, he shot a giant fanged desert vagina right in the vulva

I'd make him a general too

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

He has a slave:

http://www.idonato.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Lobot.jpg

from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

that is lobot his majordomo, dude is no slave

turtles all the way down (mh), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

Dude didn't run Cloud City – he was like Reagan. He made speeches and fucked Jewish women.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

goddamn that's a fucking line and a half

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if Lando ever gets upset when he thinks that Lobot is talking to him, when in actuality he's communicating with the Cloud City computer.

from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

lando doesn't suck, he was just getting han back for stealing the motherfuckin MILLENIUM FALCON from him

dyao, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

like I bet Han didn't even give lando time to remove the shag carpets and incense candles before he took it

dyao, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

on the other hand i'm sure lando left it with an empty tank

Aerosol, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

The least Lando could do was leave his Chi-Lites 8-tracks in the Falcon's boomin system.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

lando's the only black guy in the entire galaxy

http://www.screamingmonkeys.com/macewindu/macesplash.jpg

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

lando sucks

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

refutation of the modi

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

mizzell's a mod?

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how lando dealt with death row on cloud city. like did he just drop them off the side of his city? what a fucking way to go that would be.

dyao, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

lando's the only black guy in the entire galaxy

so lando + poster makes five?

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

mizzell's a mod?

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE),

ha cmon man you don't expect me to try to get 'mizzell' into the same laboured gag? be reasonable.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

(and i guess the only armenian)

hilaire

goole, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

ha cmon man you don't expect me to try to get 'mizzell' into the same laboured gag? be reasonable.

okay yeah, that is fair

Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

^ has the slow yet calm wisdom of a true jedi imo

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.screamingmonkeys.com/macewindu/macesplash.jpg

never happened afaic

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

lando sucks

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

i must admit i missed the section where sam jackson also played two planets

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

spoiler alert, mace windu died!!!!!

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://georgelucasneck.tumblr.com/

jaxon, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

I wonder if Lando ever gets upset when he thinks that Lobot is talking to him, when in actuality he's communicating with the Cloud City computer.

― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 4:48 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark

^^ overlooked post

not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

:D

The Cyrkle Jyrkes (corey), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPT9LA-gA58
Why is Lando wearing Han's clothes?
Maybe the better question is: did Han Solo find Lando's clothes in the Millennium Falcon when he originally stole it?

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

han's got a dope jacket imo

dayo, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

fuckin lando

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:22 (fourteen years ago)

he nearly cost the rebels their savior, their princess, and their roguish hero and he makes general. all wedge does is own the skies and what's he get, an orange jumpsuit and the same rank for the entire war.

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:23 (fourteen years ago)

if you read the wedge antillies x-wing fleet series of books you will find that he recieves more than you could ever dream

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

of

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:31 (fourteen years ago)

if han and lando were a couple the gossip mags would call them... HANDO

dayo, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:38 (fourteen years ago)

lando failrissian imo

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

if you read the wedge antillies x-wing fleet series of books you will find that he recieves more than you could ever dream

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 6:29 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

slash fic where wedge receives a rim job from admiral akbar doesn't count

Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

fuck lando. i get so mad everytime i watch this goddamn movie. what a fuckin jerk.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 26 December 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

feel like that lando was my childhood star wars fav prob points to some deep character flaw

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 December 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

he was kinda pimpin, in a slimy and wretched way.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 26 December 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

as child it was always the pimps who appealed to me most...

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

he did it to save his city so

― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:22 (4 months ago)

Snop Snitchin, Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

Boba Fett would kick his ass

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

it's a good point.
but everytime i watch empire i revert back to being an outraged 4 year-old who does not understand such things.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

HE HAD NO CHOICE

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:38 (fourteen years ago)

he was just getting han back for stealing the motherfuckin MILLENIUM FALCON from him

― dyao, Tuesday, August 3, 2010 1:03 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago)

han won that ship fair and square in a game of sabacc, f u.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)

wacky sabaccy

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

lando is that guy in highschool who makes total sense in one way but at heart yr like fuck that guy and his bs. the best part is when chewie almost strangles him.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 26 December 2010 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

lando is oskar schindler

it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 December 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

lando is lyfe, the rebels are the *ideals* we are taught from youth and the empire is yknow like jobs and shit

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

landon sucks?

http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/e-gall-jonathansmith-superheroes.jpg

jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Lando sucking
http://toppayingideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/landon_donovan_1.jpg

I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Sunday, 26 December 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.comicbookmarks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/haleylandofinalsm.jpg

Trip Maker, Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

I suppose TESB is my favorite Star Wars film by far, and I don't even remember what Lando did.

30 FUCKIN' YEARS, MOVE ON

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 December 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)


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