GROSS! (Do Not Click If You Don't Want To Read About The Grossest Thing I Have Witnessed In A While.)

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this girl came into the store yesterday and asked me if i knew a place where her band could practice. She was pretty fucked up and tweaking pretty bad. She also asked me if I knew of any bands that were looking for members. She also repeatedly showed me the taylor swift lyrics that she had in her pocket and called me "evil" because I didn't know any taylor swift songs. I didn't think she would ever leave. That's not the gross part. The gross part was this: she kept picking scabs off her face while she was talking to me and eating them.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

there is a crazy cat lady who lives at the end of the alley that runs behind our apartment, and she has on occasion come to rant incoherently to us while (allegedly) under the influence of methadone, cough syrup, and toxoplasmosis. i have seen her pick the scabs from her face, but she does not eat them.

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean

good god, how can you even

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

~*~barf~*~

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

GROSS!

diamonddave85, Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

my god.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

not as gross as yours, but went to Episco Disco last night (night time events w/bands and djs at the beautiful grace cathedral and we're sitting near the altar and some crazy lady w/blasting headphones comes, waves her hand at me violently towards me to move out of her way, kneels down, puts hands in praying position and spits at the altar. i immediately got up and walked away from her. as she walked past us later, she hissed at us "sllllluuuuutttttt". hellza creepy

jaxon, Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

one of my friend's favorite stories is about a tweaking lady on the street who threw up and then reswallowed the pills she fished out of her own vomit

(e_3) (Edward III), Saturday, 21 August 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link


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