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This girl on Facebook thinks I'm Big Boi

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Uh this dumb girl put her # on Big Boi's page asking him to call her, so I texted her and said I was Big Boi and that I wanted to give her a backstage pass. I thought she was kidding, but now she thinks I'm him and is flooding me with texts.

do i keep up the facade? UR VOTE

― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

YOU ARE NOT BIG BOI?!?

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

g-ddamn it.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

OMG SHE JUST CALLED ME

― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

eh poll thread surely

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

No that's despicable and I'd like to continue to berate you once this thread has moved to 77.

― Kerm, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

uhh, i vote that you should not "keep up the facade."

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

depending on how good your big boi voice is tbh

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

haaaaaa

― markers, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

maybe you should pass yourself off as someone else, to ditch this girl in favor of less "clingy" fans.

try lady gaga instead.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

for the record i didn't answer the call. and quit sending messages. if only i was big boi :((((

― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:38 (sixteen years ago)

you realise she's posting your number to facebook right now

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

pretending to be big boi, you texted a girl who was crazy enough to put her # on big boi's facebook page in the hopes that he'll call her and not caring that everyone else could see her number

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

lol i got a firewall up on my phone it don't matter
xpost yea this backfired totally!

― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

what was the frontfire you were hoping for here

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

lol i was trying to teach the girl a lesson about leaving her phone number in public places. she seems to have learned that one, as the number is gone now, followed by a buncha posts of people going WTF are you doing putting your number up.

I mean this is some 28 year old WOMAN or something, not some kid!

― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

i told her i wasn't him. s'over!

― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:47 (sixteen years ago)

how good is yr big boi voice? bwoooooooooooooooooooi stoap

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 9 September 2010 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

I'd probably sound like Philip Seymour Hoffman trying to do dirty south

― Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Thursday, 9 September 2010 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

what was the frontfire you were hoping for here
lol

― just sayin, Thursday, 9 September 2010 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

Why were you looking at Big Boi's Facebook page?

― hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Thursday, 9 September 2010 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

^ asking the big questions

― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/2rot82c.gif

― jeff, Thursday, 9 September 2010 19:09 (sixteen years ago)


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