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I WOULD LIKE TO DRINK SOME BEER WITH YOU AND WATCH THE STAR WARS TRILOGY.

KISS KISS.

LURVE,
IOAN

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:09 (twenty years ago)

YOU SHOULD CHEER HER UP BY BUYING MORE RECORDS

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago)

"BUYING MORE RECORDS"

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago)

BMR ON TEH T'S

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago)

YOU LIKE AN EXTRA 20% ?

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aquariusrecords.org/audio/arboga2.m3u

imagine two teenage girls, sometimes making up Swedish lyrics anc chanting them in cute sing-songy harmonies, but more often, just screaming and growling hysterically in their best aproximation of black metal vocals, sounding like they were just dubbed over the music on a boombox (which they probably were). This is the real digital hard core!

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago)

real digital hard core = the lotus

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

DJ Carhouse and MC Hellshit

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago)

"Classical today?"
"Yup."

schoenberg - variations onf a recitative for organ, op. 40 / varioatons for orchestra op. 31
schoenberg - the book of the hanging gardens, op. 15
gounod - faust (4LP)

SCHOENBERG LPS HAVE PSYCHEDELIC COVERZ

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)

also, daerest record stoer gurl: why don't you provide a good opportunity for me to ask you what your name is?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago)

藤
原
大
輝

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

WHAT YOU SAY?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

"Classical today, huh?"
"So you do you wanna get drunk?"

QED

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago)

OH RIGHT.. FUCK YOU WIN.

her boss/teh record store owner was standing there so i didn't want to be "that creepy flirty guy."

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago)

some of the rapid bits in teh variations for organ sound like a little kid banging on a piano. i think this is awesome.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

I think one of the Academy girls has the same name as me.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

so after work i am all miserable and depressed, so i walk up town determined to see if she's there (they dont have that many employees, so i hoped she was on the night shift). meanwhile, it's been raining all day, and as i get halfway there it just starts to pour and my wee little cheap-ass umbrella is no match for it and i get soaked but like at this point its like fuck it, i'm halfway there, i'll keep going. so i get there, and it's just about empty (because they're about to close), just her and the skittish gay dude. so i'm quite nervous at this point, given that i just potentially made an utter ass of myself in front of her yesterday, but she's all smiley and apologetic for me being all wet from the rain. and after she rings me up and gets my coffee (skittish gay guy is like taking the trash out and doing closing things) she says "we probably have a towel in the back if you want to dry off." yeah sure honey you could have said "asparagus is good for rubbing under your armpits to ward off hobgoblins" and i would have nodded like a bobblehead to bask in your presence for five minutes longer. so she leads me around the counter and gets me the towel and finally says "you know, it really cheered me up when you said that to me" and i said to myself "strongo, thems the sound of some panties droppin" and i was actually all like "uh duh yeah nice is good" like i'm lil abner or something. and so we get to exchanging pleasantries (we had already known each others names, really, just from customer-worker interaction over the last six months) and just as i'm about to actually ask her out or some such i lean in to hand her the towel and I TRY TO KISS HER BECAUSE I HAVE CLEARLY GONE ABSOLUTELY INSANE IN THE LAST THREE DAYS AND I FULLY BLAME ILX and amazingly through some divine act of jesus she doesnt pull away, and as um things are about to get heavy, the skittish gay guy who works there comes in the back and starts screaming "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" and i'm like wtf dude and she says "get away from me!" and KNEES ME IN THE GROIN. not hard, but just hard enough to make my legs buckle as if i am jerry lewis doing the charleston. she's looking all "shocked" and he puts on this very affected masculine voice and goes "i think you better leave now, we're closing." so meanwhile i'm like cupping my boys between my legs and hobbling out of there as if my pants were around my ankles in quite a bit of pain.

she gave me her phone number. i dont quite know whether or not i should call her.

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), April 13th, 2004 9:43 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 09:13 (twenty years ago)

HOLY FUCK,

― DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:24 (twenty years ago)

wouldn't it sound like a little kid banging on the organ? is this Academy brooklyn or manhattan?

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:18 (twenty years ago)

FAETTY GOT PWNED

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:39 (twenty years ago)

BROOKLYN STAND UP.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:40 (twenty years ago)

the thread that amst. took the above from is about 1000 posts long, and awesome in the ancient biblical sense.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:07 (twenty years ago)

that's my favorite jess story

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago)

the cheese fry one is a close second

― todd swiss (eliti), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago)

LATEST DEVELOPMENTS:

The Faust set I bought was defective. It's missing the second LP, and instead has two copies of the first. I have to go in and see if I can exchange it (it's a fairly common opera. I'm sure at least one of teh locations has it.) SO I HAVE TO SEE RECORD STORE GIRL AGAIN. EEEK. I wasn't going to go to teh store for a while because i can't buy records because i am a lazy fuck and need to get a job. fuck.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 1 October 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago)

good luck ian! (be careful not to get kneed in the groin)

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago)

I will not spontaneously try to kiss her! I promise. I would hate me if I did that. jesus.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago)

Let me tell you a little story Ian.

One day I was in Philadelphia and it was cold and rainy and October. I went into this little bookshop called Borders, you may have heard of it, and there was this handsome boy there with the coolest tattoos and prettiest glassy eyes. I asked him for the linguistics section and he didn't really know what that was... BUT he had the sweetest little southern accent and he also asked someone where it was and also took me there. The building that houses the book store is right next to Philadelphia city hall and there was a window facing it. We stood there for a second looking out the window. I asked him where I might find records and he suggested a few places. Then he said let's go record shopping. I agreed. We had the BEST day. We went record shopping and book shopping, he bought me an umbrella, we walked his bike all over the city, each with one hand on either side, we had coffee, we had thai food, we kissed in taxi with an indian driver looking on. In a few days, he's moving into my house and thus we may live happily ever after. So what I'm saying is, go for it dude.

― Holly (an appletross), Friday, 1 October 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago)

holly, why didn't you tell me this story earlier when you were busy discouraging me?

thanks, lady.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 1 October 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago)

holly do you live inside of a belle and sebastian song?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 05:54 (twenty years ago)

i um.. .forgot.
no i don't live in belle and sebastian. its better than that.

― Holly (an appletross), Friday, 1 October 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago)

I have a crush on my linguistics professor! Should I try to spontaneously kiss her? Keep in mind she's polish.

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Friday, 1 October 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Holly that's great.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 October 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Her name is Nicole.

I returned my Faust LPs today and got

steely dan - can't buy a thrill
rolling stones - her satanic majesty's
charles ives - complete piano works
v/a - FOLK MUSIC OF THE UNITED STATES: Songs of the Sioux

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 2 October 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago)

SATANIC MAJESTIES IS EXCELLENT

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 2 October 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I KNOW THAT.

I NEED A COPY OF MY OWN. AND NOW I HAVE IT!!! $3!!!!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 2 October 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago)

In another land, where the breeze and the
Trees and flowers were blue
I stood and held your hand.
And the grass grew high and the feathers floated by
I stood and held your hand.
And nobody else's hand will ever do
Nobody else will do
Then I awoke
Was this some kind of joke
Much to my surprise
I opened my eyes.

We walked across the sand and the sea and
The sky and the castles were blue.
I stood and held your hand.
And the spray flew high and the feathers floated by
I stood and held your hand.
And nobody else's hand will ever do
Nobody else will do
Then I awoke
Was this some kind of joke
Much to my surprise
When I opened my eyes.

We heard the trumpets blow and the sky
Turned red when I accidently said
That I didn't know how I came to be here
Not fast asleep in bed.
I stood and held your hand.
And nobody else's hand will ever do
Nobody else's hand
Then I awoke
Was this some kind of joke
I opened my eyes.
Much to my surprise.

BILL WYMAN'S ONLY WRITING CREDIT AND LEAD VOCAL PERFORMANCE!!!!!!!

YAY BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY HOT-ASS 18 YEAR-OLD GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck I love 'Satanic Majesties'. Wotta rec. God I wish Brian and Mick could have worked things out. oh well.

― Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Sunday, 3 October 2004 10:45 (twenty years ago)

I RAN INTO HIPPIE

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Sunday, 3 October 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago)

oh, 18 year old girls.... ♥

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 3 October 2004 14:52 (twenty years ago)

THEY DID WORK THINGS OUT. MICK PUSHED BRIAN INTO A POOL.

THERE, THINGS ARE WORKED OUT.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Sunday, 3 October 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago)

yo, best stones album for real. I like especially 'Candleholder' or whatever that song is called.

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Sunday, 3 October 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

or Lantern something, rather

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Sunday, 3 October 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago)

"The Lantern"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 4 October 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah

― Daniel DiMAGGIO (Daniel DiMAGGIO), Monday, 4 October 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago)

is your new gurlfrend called knee-coal?

― Holly (an appletross), Monday, 4 October 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

DAEREST RECORD STORE GIRL:

I'm glad you took the time out of sweeping to talk to me about your giant squid obsession today! Your octopus shirt is quite becoming. I'm sorry I didn't stop to chat on my way home from class, but you were on the phone and I didn't want to interrupt.

XO
IAN

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Darest Record Store Gurl:

You sure do like Queen a lot, but I won't hold that against you!

Today I bought: Polvo "Cor Crane Secret" (way better than Exploded Drawing, bitches.) and King Crimson "Discipline." And the nice record store employees gave me back teh Faust set cuz it is defective and they will not be able to sell it, so at least I have 3/4 of the opera.

KISS KISS

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago)

QUEEN rules

daet her

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago)

there was a great article in an issue of the new yorker a few months back about giant squid. find it. give it to her.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

seriously, you have a total in now

talk about cryptids

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago)

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I mean clearly people who work at record stores are LOADED.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

i cant go.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)

why not? still sick?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)

i got a date with the wife

― DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

aw she don't wanna hang out with your dumb friends?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

she loves my dumb friends. but tonight its all about her dumb boyfriend.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Thursday, 14 October 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

once she's asleep you can sneak out of the house like MIDDLE SCHOOL.

― Helios Creed (orion), Thursday, 14 October 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah like Ice Cube, "my jimmy runs deep, so deep, put her ass to sleep"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 October 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago)

she FINALLY asked me how old i am, and then she looked surprised and laughed when i told her i was nineteen :(

THERE GO MY CHANCES OF SMOOCHERY!

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE NINETEEN? THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I AM NINETEEN AS WELL. TEH IAN C====8, WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY DUDE? mine is next friday.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago)

dude dean you must;ve known i'm nineteen!! i get so much shit for it from noize dudes!!

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER :(

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago)

die.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

UH OH

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.allaboutjazz.com/articles/spaghettios.gif

― Laura E (laurae55), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab276.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/a/f/afn1/scrc/Airshow_1998/Real_Stop_Sign.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLE.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rabinc.com/slices-sections/ind-retail.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.notbored.org/nike.gif

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/5505/Images/truelove.jpg

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/pbr_094Marriage.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

SHOOT TEH MOON

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I THOUGHT I LOCKED THIS THREAD

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

ha, i thought that as well.

MAWWAGE.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

[dirty images removed by moderator]

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Saturday, 26 February 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

so um tonight, i met the daerest RSG in a bar around 1:30am on the PST. we had some high-fives. good times. come back soon and bring Ian's Johnson.

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 11 September 2005 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

she is a treat

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 11 September 2005 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

BIG FAN.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 11 September 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

"creepy"

― President Busch (dr g), Sunday, 11 September 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

hi RSG

: )

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc locked remove

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

"nobody likes jaymc"

― President Busch (dr g), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

"creepy"!

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

"abrasive titty-fucking"

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 11 September 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/snap001.jpg

― President Busch (dr g), Sunday, 11 September 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

text from ian: "nicole looks like keiji heino with her new sunglasses and bangs"

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

she's taller.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.turntablebasics.com/images/45adapter.jpg

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/622682958.html

ACADEMY BABE - w4m - 23

Reply to: pers-622682✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-03-29, 4:40AM EDT

i couldnt tell what u looked like underneath your clothes but i liked your lil beard guy let me see the other one were u wearing a flannel>>??????????? you were!!!!!!!! miss you already yeah?

wel;l here we are

e,mail me!!!!!!!!!! i have your email address too

i wrote a computer program for you do you want to see it i need your email adress to show you it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya you were a lil chubby but who isnt???? i am!!!! thatso ok???? do i look ok to you???? where are you right now???

what are you wearing?>???

i am wearing a silk camisole i am abiout to curl up into bed where are you///????

its ok i got your email address like i said LLLLLLLLLLLOL

miss you!!!!!

Location: williamsburg
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

e, mail

― sleep, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

daerest williamsburg comma girl

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

like i said LLLLLLLLLLLOL

― Jordan, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

QUEER PUNKS. where have you been hiding?
Reply to: pers-622317✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-03-28, 7:27PM EDT

we know you're out there, but we can't find you.

us: really cool diy punx who like black flag and bikini kill and the bananas, as well as, skateboarding and bleached hair. in the summer we plan to surf rockaway beach, like the ramones.

you: hate yuppies and the brooklyn dyke scene and dance music. preferably, you play drums like dave grohl and are not allergic to dogs. coffee is a must, no lattes please.

let's not meet at the metropolitan, but in the park with coffee and/or 40s.
this not a joke.
if you shop at hot topic and/or urban outfitters, don't respond.
and also, no stitch n bitches.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 622317575

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

Market Basket - m4m - 30
Reply to: pers-624422✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-03-30, 7:18PM EDT

I saw you by the deli you ordered 2lbs of roast beef I was next in line hoped you would slap your roast beef across my face and shoot your hot creamy load in my tight ass tell me what you were wearing when you were there

* Location: Portsmouth
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 624422289

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

Rekkid stores are the purest SAUSAGE PARTIES.

― Abbott, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

truth bomb

― elan, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

;_;

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

i didnt write this but i forced all my friends to vote it best of
so therefore i take credit for its enshrinement
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/368733833.html

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

u_u

― sleep, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

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