BRAGGIN 2011

KILLIN IT at work this week

this whole year tbqh

do you use spray or a swatter.

didnt pass the required safety audit for the swatter

king-sized bed

shiiiit

from fucking Macy's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_wrZRtLUg

it doesn't have any of those stupid things, what were they called, that were supposed to elevate the bed?

risers

from fucking Macy's

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrmkckmTu1qzq52eo1_500.gif

we got bed risers like whoa

• last out of the office last nite, first in this morning
• just when i was getting kind of hungry just now some ladies stopped by selling hot fresh scones for a fund raiser

just got official news that I have an academic book contract! whooo-hoooooo! hell yes!

(I've been working on this book for over a decade)

whoa, way to go!

good job!

real brag

client called me "awesome"

BRAGGIN

and just literally just then some complete stranger complimented my glasses

BRAGGIN

was following website referrals and saw that someone complementing me and they ended it by saying that my "work is not to be fucked with". i was flattered. i set that quote as my gchat status and got a frantic email from my father wanting to know who was fucking with my work.

haha

My social circle in high school (85-89) was nerds & dweebs & band geeks and drama queers. We took art classes, read poetry, and listened to the Smiths. We took our geeky girl dates to museums, and we talked about our feelings. Yes, jocks pushed us into lockers and sometimes put us into trash cans. Burnouts and metalheads occasionally beat us up, but usually there was a bit of an outcast-to-outcast détente.

Then we went to artsy colleges, put on sensitive-guy poses, scored weed, and we totally got lucky with the libertine art-school chicks with the nose rings. They dug that we could read and we were willing to cry; we prided ourselves on not being macho in the same way as the jocks who had just recently stuffed us into lockers.

That's the mythology anyways. Now, looking back, I don't think it was anywhere near that simple. "Sensitive guy" is just another mask, indeed it can be just another tool of privilege and power, if the only reason you're putting it on is to get into the pants of a cool artsy chick.

― up jump the bougie (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, April 4, 2016 4:00 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry ye mad puffin. i do think your conclusion was otm.

lmao

i tested neg recently, and decided to compete in a climbing competition i had signed up for— of course, my performance was off, but i honestly did pretty well for someone who had just had covid.

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, October 28, 2024 7:07 AM (fifteen hours ago)