I GOT AN E_MAIL

I changed my name to "Mr. Moo-Moo-Monkey-Pants Fantasticalastical Umph-Umph"
I will no longer answer to anything else. My cats now have new names:
Michael is now "Captain Kissy-Face One Paw Two Paw Three Paw Four Paw" and
Antony is now "I'm a funny bunny Monkey man honk honk" They will only
resopnd to their new names. They have formed a revolutionary group named
"Sans your momma."

I changed my telephone number to 123-456-789, and my address is now 123 Make
Believe Street, Anytown, USA.

I have revised my history:

I was born 27 years ago in a small Italian village called "Italy Town."
Gowing up in Italy Town, I learned to make a noodle I alone invented and I
alone named "Espegetti" Thereafter, I and I alone, sat on a tomato,
thereby inventing, and perfecting, a sauce made from tomatoes, called gravy
or sauce. One day, I borrowed a ship from my friend Knuckles, and set sail
for the new world. It was a different world then, but I managed to meet all
of you and become your hero. Nowadays, I spend my time milking cows and
making cheese cultures. The funny thing is, I never felt so alive as I did
the day I died a thousand times. Remind me to tell you about that one day.