IS BRIAN WILSON NOIZE?

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1. ARRESTED EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT
2. BARNYARD NOISES
3. ONCE SHAT ON A PLATE AND GAVE IT TO HIS DAD

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

4. HAS BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED WITH LLAMAS

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

5. DRUGS! DRUGS! DRUGS!

VERY NOIZE

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

6. TRIED TO GIVE ACID TO HIS KIDS

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

7. SHOT HIS WIFE IN THE HEAD PLAYING WILLIAM TELL WITH A SHOTGLASS AND A PISTOL
......oh, wait.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

started a fire in the studio so the sound of flames would be just right!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

9. WHY GO TO THE BEACH? BRING THE BEACH TO YOU.

― DEEBZ (ddb), Monday, 4 October 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

10. HAD WOODEN TEETH. CHASED MOBY DICK

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

brian wilson is not noise.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

his brain is

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

this is your brian on drugs:

― msp (msp), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

plenty o crazy folk make pop.

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

brian wilson is better than noise

― the great doxology of heckmondwike town (gareth), Monday, 4 October 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

somebody tell the dildo anecdote, I can't remember it.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

the cops arrested him and saw that he was shoving a dildo in a mars bar wrapper.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Brian Wilson is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," he says, caressing the shaft. Milk spurts across the room.

"Be sure that milk is pasteurized. Don't go giving me some kinda awful cow disease like anthrax or glanders or aftosa..."

"When I was a transvestite Queen in Chi used to work as an exterminator. Make advances to pretty boys for the thrill of being beaten as a woman. Later I catch this one kid, overpower him with supersonic judo I learned from an old Lesbian Zen monk. I tie him up, strip off his clothes with a razor and fuck him with Steely Dan I. He is so relieved I don't castrate him literal he come all over my bedbug spray."

"What happened to Steely Dan I?"

"He was torn in two by a bull dyke. Most terrific vaginal grip I ever experienced. She could cave in a lead pipe. It was one of her parlor tricks."

"And Steely Dan II?"

"Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole. And don't say 'Wheeeeeeee!' this time."

"Why not? It's real boyish."

"Barefoot boy, check thy bullheads with the madame."

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.singlecollector.com/Barenaked_Ladies/brian.jpg = SO NOT N01Z3

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

no. i'm serious. It involved him strapping one on over his jeans and walking into the living room apologizing to Carnie for not being a good father or something.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

did Eugene Landy put him up to that?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I met Davey Jones he was stoned out of his mind. That's all I can say.

― Holly (an appletross), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude Holly that's the fuckin Monkees dude.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

who else likes gary usher?

― ilkley lido (gareth), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

was he in that movie, "she's all that?" or something.

freddie pinz huniore?

― msp (msp), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

mount vernon and far away, he invented eric cartmann.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

i want to get the gary usher lp, i hope its good

the single Sacramento, from 65, i think, is great.

― ilkley lido (gareth), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

04/24/05 New Orleans Jazz Festival
Purchase tickets New Orleans, LA

08/09/05 Bank of America
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08/10/05 The Filene Center/Woftrap Vienna, VA

08/12/05 PNC Holmdel, NJ

08/13/05 Jones Beach Wantagh, NY

08/14/05 SPAC Saratoga, NY

08/16/05 Mann Center
Purchase Tickets Philadelphia, PA

08/17/05 Oakdale Theatre Wallingford, CT

08/18/05 Place Des Arts
Purchase Tickets Montreal, CA

08/21/05 Clio Area Amphitheatre
Purchase PRE-SALE Tickets Clio, MI

08/23/05 Pabst Theatre
Purchase PRE-SALE Tickets Milwaukee, WI

08/24/05 Orpheum Theatre
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08/25/05 Starlight Theatre
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08/28/05 Paramount Theatre Seattle, WA

08/29/05 Queen Elizabeth Theatre
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08/31/05 Schnitzer Concert Hall Portland, OR

09/01/05 Britt Pavilion Jacksonville, OR

09/02/05 Greek Theatre
Purchase Tickets Berkely, CA

09/04/05 Hollywood Bowl Los Angeles, CA

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

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